Graytigeress
Domesticated Capuchin Monkey
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« Reply #140 on: July 31, 2009, 02:10:18 PM » |
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It's stuck, I can't get it out!
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 In me the tiger sniffs the rose and watches butterflies! |
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« Reply #141 on: July 31, 2009, 03:16:26 PM » |
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Contrast:
"Are you in yet?"
"With your mileage, I could plunge three cans of coke in you before you noticed."
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archangel.arcanis
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« Reply #142 on: July 31, 2009, 03:17:43 PM » |
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"are you done yet?"
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Clerics and Druids are like the 4 and 2 in 42. Together they are the answer to the ultimate question in D&D.
Retire the character before the DM smacks you with the Table as the book will feel totally inadequate now.-Hazren
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AfterCrescent
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Organ Grinder
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Here After
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« Reply #143 on: July 31, 2009, 03:27:47 PM » |
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I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that. |
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« Reply #144 on: July 31, 2009, 03:36:26 PM » |
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You can blame AC for this one, he put the link to texts from last nigh up. (905): Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
(1-905): With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there. |
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Clerics and Druids are like the 4 and 2 in 42. Together they are the answer to the ultimate question in D&D.
Retire the character before the DM smacks you with the Table as the book will feel totally inadequate now.-Hazren
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« Reply #145 on: July 31, 2009, 11:27:37 PM » |
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From TFLN i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
it's not our fault the pink and the stink are so close together.
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People usually think that I've lost my mind. I haven't lost it, I know exactly where it is: the gutter.
My body is a temple. That is why I make chocolate sacrifices in it every day. |
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Vinom
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« Reply #146 on: August 02, 2009, 12:13:37 AM » |
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If god didn't want us to go anal, he wouldn't have given you a lovely ass.
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bhu
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« Reply #147 on: August 02, 2009, 01:04:29 AM » |
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"Your HOW OLD? Thank god this is Japan..."
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tusk
Barbary Macaque at the Rock of Gibraltar
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This is Petrucci!
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« Reply #148 on: August 02, 2009, 02:07:56 AM » |
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Graytigeress
Domesticated Capuchin Monkey
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« Reply #149 on: August 02, 2009, 03:43:14 AM » |
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Actualy in some states it is illegal to have anal sex at all, regardless of gender. And in Washington DC it is illegal to have sex with a virgin. Some of the old laws that are still on the books are quite wierd.
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In me the tiger sniffs the rose and watches butterflies! |
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veekie
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« Reply #150 on: August 02, 2009, 06:24:59 AM » |
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Thats an interesting index. |
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
There is no higher price than 'free'. "I won't die. I've been ordered not to die." |
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bhu
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« Reply #151 on: August 02, 2009, 08:01:08 AM » |
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Scroll down to Bahrain. Women arent allowed to have sex till marriage, boys can have sex at 18... |
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bhu
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« Reply #152 on: August 02, 2009, 08:01:53 AM » |
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Actualy in some states it is illegal to have anal sex at all, regardless of gender. And in Washington DC it is illegal to have sex with a virgin. Some of the old laws that are still on the books are quite wierd.
DIdn't the supreme court invalidate sodomy laws? |
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veekie
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« Reply #153 on: August 02, 2009, 01:21:23 PM » |
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Scroll down to Bahrain. Women arent allowed to have sex till marriage, boys can have sex at 18... So they either do married women, or each other? |
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
There is no higher price than 'free'. "I won't die. I've been ordered not to die." |
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Vinom
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« Reply #154 on: August 02, 2009, 04:45:32 PM » |
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Scroll down to Bahrain. Women arent allowed to have sex till marriage, boys can have sex at 18... So they either do married women, or each other? Or farm animals |
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dman11235
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« Reply #155 on: August 02, 2009, 06:46:45 PM » |
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Actualy in some states it is illegal to have anal sex at all, regardless of gender. And in Washington DC it is illegal to have sex with a virgin. Some of the old laws that are still on the books are quite wierd.
In Iowa it's illegal to have sex with a butterfly. |
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Shewolf
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« Reply #156 on: August 02, 2009, 07:12:49 PM » |
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How would that even work?  |
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Flay Crimsonwind
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« Reply #157 on: August 02, 2009, 07:17:17 PM » |
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And in Washington DC it is illegal to have sex with a virgin.
But..... I..... how....... |
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bhu
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« Reply #158 on: August 02, 2009, 07:21:40 PM » |
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Scroll down to Bahrain. Women arent allowed to have sex till marriage, boys can have sex at 18... So they either do married women, or each other? Homosexuality is illegal in Bahrain I believe adultery might be too  |
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Vinom
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« Reply #159 on: August 02, 2009, 08:35:39 PM » |
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How would that even work? I could tell you, but you'd never sleep again  |
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