dither
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« Reply #40 on: June 24, 2009, 10:58:02 AM » |
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Did I mention what my attack power was? Or that I created it after reading the "Death By Awesome" thread on the old CO boards? "Vegeta! What does the scouter say about Dither's power level?" It's over nine thousand! Holy crap! How did I miss that post the first time around?  edit: Sigged for vanity! |
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« Last Edit: June 24, 2009, 03:54:10 PM by dither »
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"Stuck between a rogue and a bard place." vanityRead my webcomic!Dither's Amazing Changing Avatars"Vegeta! What does the scouter say about Dither's power level?" It's over nine thousand! Well blow me down!  |
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« Reply #41 on: July 10, 2009, 12:23:15 AM » |
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I am not allowed to play a druid that has a herd of rhinos (because AC's a stinkyface)
I am not allowed to touch/play with the extra DnD minis on the table and put them at random spots on the playmat during the game. (because AC doesn't fully appreciate celestial badgers spontaneously appearing in his dungeons)
I am not allowed to play anything that is Chaotic Stupid. Which is rather unfortunate...
My character is not allowed (ever) to talk to important figures during the game. Ever.
I am not allowed to know that dragons exist in the world...because I want to hug them all!
I am not allowed to make out with the DM because, well, it's rude to the other players, and the DM gets pissed at me for getting out of my seat and interrupting the game. (Easily summed up: AC is a stinkyface).
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People usually think that I've lost my mind. I haven't lost it, I know exactly where it is: the gutter.
My body is a temple. That is why I make chocolate sacrifices in it every day. |
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BobismyRhino
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« Reply #43 on: July 10, 2009, 10:44:58 AM » |
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OMG THOSE ARE SO CUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!
And no. I already know the answer. He wouldn't let me have those because he doesn't like them in real life.
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People usually think that I've lost my mind. I haven't lost it, I know exactly where it is: the gutter.
My body is a temple. That is why I make chocolate sacrifices in it every day. |
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« Reply #44 on: July 10, 2009, 11:32:05 AM » |
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OMG THOSE ARE SO CUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!
And no. I already know the answer. He wouldn't let me have those because he doesn't like them in real life.
What, so he doesn't allow stuff IC for OOC reasons? For shame, AC. |
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Vinom
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« Reply #45 on: July 10, 2009, 01:18:53 PM » |
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I am not allowed to play a druid that has a herd of rhinos (because AC's a stinkyface)
I am not allowed to touch/play with the extra DnD minis on the table and put them at random spots on the playmat during the game. (because AC doesn't fully appreciate celestial badgers spontaneously appearing in his dungeons)
I am not allowed to play anything that is Chaotic Stupid. Which is rather unfortunate...
My character is not allowed (ever) to talk to important figures during the game. Ever.
I am not allowed to know that dragons exist in the world...because I want to hug them all!
I am not allowed to make out with the DM because, well, it's rude to the other players, and the DM gets pissed at me for getting out of my seat and interrupting the game. (Easily summed up: AC is a stinkyface).
I've never met you, but I know we are kindered spirits... I once had was playing the spontanious casting druid from Rich Burlew's 3rd party content, and I played a ditzy 90 year old elf who would summon up a family of bears to snuggle with in a cold night... |
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BobismyRhino
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« Reply #46 on: July 10, 2009, 02:04:33 PM » |
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I've never met you, but I know we are kindered spirits... I once had was playing the spontanious casting druid from Rich Burlew's 3rd party content, and I played a ditzy 90 year old elf who would summon up a family of bears to snuggle with in a cold night...
They're like giant teddys!!! What a great idea!  |
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People usually think that I've lost my mind. I haven't lost it, I know exactly where it is: the gutter.
My body is a temple. That is why I make chocolate sacrifices in it every day. |
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Vinom
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« Reply #47 on: July 10, 2009, 02:43:49 PM » |
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I've never met you, but I know we are kindered spirits... I once had was playing the spontanious casting druid from Rich Burlew's 3rd party content, and I played a ditzy 90 year old elf who would summon up a family of bears to snuggle with in a cold night...
They're like giant teddys!!! What a great idea! You should have seen the paladin's reaction when his war horse was prestigitationed pink, and covered in ribbons and roses... |
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« Reply #48 on: July 10, 2009, 03:27:44 PM » |
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Oh god, I'd have so much fun playing with you!
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People usually think that I've lost my mind. I haven't lost it, I know exactly where it is: the gutter.
My body is a temple. That is why I make chocolate sacrifices in it every day. |
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Vinom
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« Reply #49 on: July 10, 2009, 03:34:55 PM » |
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Oh, it would be epic... like when my old kobold cleric threated to sell our ranger into slavery, in draconian, so our rogue had to translate it into. "it is highly disrespectful to lift up an elder..."
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« Reply #50 on: July 10, 2009, 04:00:48 PM » |
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Oh, it would be epic... like when my old kobold cleric threated to sell our ranger into slavery, in draconian, so our rogue had to translate it into. "it is highly disrespectful to lift up an elder..."
I suspect if the game I played it in went on any longer, "I am not allowed to play a senile kobold who is min-maxed up the wazoo yet doesn't speak Common" would be on my list.  |
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Vinom
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« Reply #51 on: July 10, 2009, 04:06:09 PM » |
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Oh, it would be epic... like when my old kobold cleric threated to sell our ranger into slavery, in draconian, so our rogue had to translate it into. "it is highly disrespectful to lift up an elder..."
I suspect if the game I played it in went on any longer, "I am not allowed to play a senile kobold who is min-maxed up the wazoo yet doesn't speak Common" would be on my list. Oh he spoke common, he just thought that all creatures that weren't related to dragons were at the same level, evolutionally, as gelatous penquins... which were rampent due to the fact this was set in an old campain world as ours 10,000 years later... |
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« Reply #52 on: July 10, 2009, 07:28:34 PM » |
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OMG THOSE ARE SO CUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!
And no. I already know the answer. He wouldn't let me have those because he doesn't like them in real life.
Hmmm I also have Dire Parrots, Chickens, Turkeys, Pigeons, Flamingos, Pikas, Voles, and assorted other feathery/furry critters... |
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Vinom
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« Reply #53 on: July 10, 2009, 07:44:13 PM » |
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OMG THOSE ARE SO CUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!
And no. I already know the answer. He wouldn't let me have those because he doesn't like them in real life.
Hmmm I also have Dire Parrots, Chickens, Turkeys, Pigeons, Flamingos, Pikas, Voles, and assorted other feathery/furry critters... Dire bunnys as mounts? pleeeeeeaaaasse  |
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« Reply #54 on: July 11, 2009, 05:50:26 AM » |
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OMG THOSE ARE SO CUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!!!!!
And no. I already know the answer. He wouldn't let me have those because he doesn't like them in real life.
Hmmm I also have Dire Parrots, Chickens, Turkeys, Pigeons, Flamingos, Pikas, Voles, and assorted other feathery/furry critters... Dire bunnys as mounts? pleeeeeeaaaasse Bunnies are in the thread. Peek at Uncle Kitties Guide to Hopefully Humorous Abominations of Nature. |
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« Reply #55 on: July 11, 2009, 12:18:03 PM » |
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I may no longer use leadership to have 10 dwarves, 8 paladins, 2 clerics all of Thor riding dire Shock Lizards, just so I can call them shocktroopers...
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