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« Reply #21 on: August 26, 2011, 06:12:05 AM » |
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i ALWAYS fail this save...
at least boobies don't have a gaze attack...
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« Reply #22 on: August 26, 2011, 09:25:25 AM » |
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at least boobies don't have a gaze attack...
Or do they? Range: 30 feet. Will negates. Anyone meeting the gaze of the boobs is fascinated as long as they stay in range. |
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
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Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #23 on: August 26, 2011, 10:18:26 AM » |
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Or until the surprise round is over. Or until the clerics have killed everything.
...hmm. boobs, the newest craze in min-maxing.
Or is this the original min-max?
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« Reply #24 on: August 26, 2011, 06:08:07 PM » |
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Thanks for that, theres a couple pics i can use for my cat burglar! |
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« Reply #25 on: August 27, 2011, 09:43:39 AM » |
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at least boobies don't have a gaze attack...
Or do they? Range: 30 feet. Will negates. Anyone meeting the gaze of the boobs is fascinated as long as they stay in range. Or if your character is gay.  Everyone else is screwed. Although, they do make great bongos... |
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Zhorne: Behold! The Cake of Wishing!
Camille: You know the only wish you can make on it is not to gain weight from it, right?
Zhorne: SILENCE!
Camille: Don't blame me when this plan backfires -_-;
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« Reply #26 on: August 29, 2011, 04:11:01 PM » |
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How did we get on the subject of hot peppers from boobs? Update: I made the mistake of also dropping a hat of disguise. So it was used to make a Swedish school girl.  |
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Zhorne: Behold! The Cake of Wishing!
Camille: You know the only wish you can make on it is not to gain weight from it, right?
Zhorne: SILENCE!
Camille: Don't blame me when this plan backfires -_-;
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« Reply #27 on: August 29, 2011, 04:37:50 PM » |
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How did we get on the subject of hot peppers from boobs? Update: I made the mistake of also dropping a hat of disguise. So it was used to make a Swedish school girl. Retort with a swedish orc lesbian guard  |
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« Reply #28 on: August 29, 2011, 05:03:53 PM » |
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How did we get on the subject of hot peppers from boobs? Update: I made the mistake of also dropping a hat of disguise. So it was used to make a Swedish school girl. Retort with a swedish orc lesbian guard Alternatively, introduce a true master of disguise and deception, one who's heard of what's been going on and is insulted by the flippant treatment of his/her/its craft. This entity means to show the offenders what you can really do with identity confusion and unconventional tactics, though whether the rival's aiming for humiliation, annihilation or somewhere in between is up in the air. |
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"We managed to make an NPC puke an undead monster."
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« Reply #29 on: August 29, 2011, 06:11:45 PM » |
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Excellent idea... I think I'll do just that.
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Zhorne: Behold! The Cake of Wishing!
Camille: You know the only wish you can make on it is not to gain weight from it, right?
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« Reply #30 on: September 12, 2011, 07:35:59 AM » |
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If perhaps a bit late... Out of curiosity, how did you know it was a Swedish school girl? I am a native Swede and I have never seen a school uniform (not intended for intercourse) within our borders. Even the Swedish Wikipedia article about school uniforms only features pictures of Japanese and British uniforms. Retort with a swedish orc lesbian guard This I have seen |
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Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?
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« Reply #31 on: September 12, 2011, 10:25:12 AM » |
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Retort with a swedish orc lesbian guard This I have seen I was in a game where the DM had a couple of NPC orc-girls that he RPd as gangsta-chickas/cholas, and had them constantly hitting on the male PCs (the DM was a guy, btw). It was hilarious and somehow reminded me of a skit from The State. |
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?
Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
...thanks
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« Reply #33 on: September 13, 2011, 04:41:21 AM » |
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If perhaps a bit late...
Out of curiosity, how did you know it was a Swedish school girl? I am a native Swede and I have never seen a school uniform (not intended for intercourse) within our borders.
In the states swedish school girls are uniformly stereotyped as blond, long of hair, and bosomy with creamy white skin (or conversely a healthy tan). The uniform isn't always present in the stereotype but the physical appearance is. Spot on, it was the physical description of blond, long hair, pigtails, red plaid schoolgirl uniform, etc. and the player stated "think swedish schoolgirl." um, not that I know anyone in that campaign or anything  |
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