Epic Kitty Feats
Beluved O' the Gods
Keeping you dead is tuff, even for a kitty.
Prerequisites: The Universe Likes Mr. Cuddles, any 12 Luck Feats
Benefits: You have a contract with Death itself. Specifically if you can make a Willpower Saving Throw (Save DC is 10 plus half your Killers level plus his Charisma modifier) you have a True Resurrection spell cast on you 1 round after your death. You can be resurrected in this manner 9 times before your contract expires.
Biggie Sized Yeti
You make the little hooman types go "AAIIEE!".
Prerequisites: Dire Cat-faced Yeti Form, BAB +15, Con 15+, Cha 15+
Benefits: You can become a Huge Cat-Faced Yeti, and you can use Yeti Form 3 times per day. You gain +12 Strength, +6 Constitution, +8 Natural Armor Bonus, Land Speed increase +10 feet, 2 claw attacks doing 2d6 plus your strength bonus, Huge Size, and Improved Grab and Constrict (now doing 4d6 plus Strength Modifier). If you have the Yeti Munch Feat your Bite now does 1d8 plus half Strength Modifier.
Curse of the Rat Master
You can awaken huge amounts of rats.
Prerequisites: Say Hello to My Little Friend, Cha 20
Benefits: When using your Say Hello To My Little Friend ability you may now do one of the following: Awaken (as per the spell) all Rodents within 1 mile, transform all rats within 1 city into Dire Rats or Moon Rats (your choice), or permanently turn all Rats within 10' into Dire Rats with the Titanic Template. None of these rats are under your control, but they aren't immediately hostile either.
Epic Alien Mind Powers
The Force is strong with you...
Prerequisites: Must be able to Manifest 5th level powers from the Lurk or Psychic Warrior List, Cha 20
Benefits: You gain the ability to Manifest any 3 powers from the Psychic Warrior or Lurk lists you have access to. This may be taken multiple times.
Epic Alley Cat
Even the humans realize Tinpan alley belongs to you.
Prerequisites: Alley Cat, Sneak Attack +5d6
Benefits: If you should critical when using your sneak attack you do not have to roll damage for your Sneak Attack Dice, they automatically do maximum damage.
You are the worlds most perfectest widdle angel ever.
Prerequisites: Holy Aura, Wis 20+
Benefits: While in Kitty form you may cast Greater Visage of the Deity (see Spell Compendium) 3 times per day as a Supernatural ability.
Epic Black Cat
People definitely avoid crossing your path now.
Prerequisites: Black Cat, Cha 20+, Hexblades Curse 5+/day
Benefits: If a victim rolls a natural '1' on his Saving Throw vs your Hexblade's Curse, he dies instead of taking the usual penalty.
You never worry about falling again.
Prerequisites: A Cat Always Lands on His Feet, Bouncies, Jump 20 ranks
Benefits: You may now fall from any height without damage, and when you use your Bouncies Feat the Bonus to your Jump checks is +50, and your Skill Check DC takes no penalty or increase if you don't move (you can probably jump several dozen feet from a sitting position).
Yeah we really don't need to describe this one...
Prerequisites: Naked Fury, Cha 20, Perform (Dance) 24 ranks
Benefits: You may turn a victim you have Enslaved using your Hypnobutt class ability into a luv slave willing to die for you. If the Katgrrl has at least 25 ranks in Perform (Dance), she may further Enslave a creature she has previously used her Enslave ability on at least 3 times. This effect is similar to the Charm Person spell, but is permanent in duration if the victim fails his first Willpower Save (DC 10 plus half hit dice plus Charisma modifier), and she may order him to do things that would go against his self interest. In other words she can steal his money, treat him like crap, or even ask him to die defending her, and he'll do it gladly/
Prerequisites:Ear Radar, Cat Burglar Level 24
Benefits: Your base land speed doubles, and you may always Take 20 on a Listen check in Cabbit Form.
Epic Cat Faced Monkey
You are now a Cat faced Mandrill...
Prerequisites: Alpha Monkey, Cat Burglar Level 24
Benefits: While in Cat Faced Monkey Form you may cast the spell Giant Size a number of times per day equal to your Charisma modifier. Caster Level is equal to half your Cat Burglar levels.
Epic Cat Fart
OMG the stench is...lovecraftian...
Prerequisites: Enrage Audience, Perform (Comedy) 20 ranks, Cha 20
Benefits: A number of times per day equal to your Charisma modifier you may declare you are using this Feat as an Immediate Action anytime an opponent successfully damages you. You release an Epic Cat Fart which forms a cloud in a 30' area for 10 minutes. All beings in this cloud must make a Fortitude Save (DC is 10 plus half Hit Dice plus Charisma Modifier) or be Nauseated for 1d6 rounds, and Sickened as long as they are within the cloud (and for 2d6 rounds after leaving). If the Save is Successful the opponents are merely Sickened for the duration of the encounter. Opponent with Scent (or a similar ability) take a -4 penalty on their Saving throw.
Epic Cat Fu
Prerequisites: Supastah, Dex 24
Benefits: The Showoff maneuver you chose for your Supastah ability is enhanced again.
Kitty Makin' Biscuits: If your opponent fails the Save he is Helpless 1 round, and Nauseated for the duration of the encounter. If he succeeds he is only nauseated 1d3 rounds.
Little Kitty Tripper Upper: If you successfully trip your opponent he is also Stunned 1d3 rounds.
Facehugger: If your opponent fails his Save he is blinded permanently, and if he succeeds he is blinded only 1d3 rounds.
Hug of the Thousand Paws: If you successfully make a Grapple check against an opponent, your kitties pile on, doing +1d6 damage per Kitty you have on your person, and providing a +2 Circumstance Bonus per Kitty to Grapple checks to maintain your Grapple.
Kitteh Up Mah Sleeve: If you succeed in your opposed check your Sneak Attack dice are increased by +4d6.
Sneaky Nibbles: If you succeed in your opposed check the critical threat range of your Kitty weapons becomes 15-20.
Swarm Defense: If you successfully get your attack of opportunity it now does 1d6 times the number of kitties on your person.
Presents for Daddy: Your kitties now immediately teleport back to you if they successfully disarm your opponent, immediately giving you what was in his hand.
In addition all kitties used as ranged weapons immediately teleport back to you as opposed to having to run back your way.
Epic Cat Lady
You seem to attract cats like magic. Soon they may outnumber the people in town.
Prerequisites: Behold Mah Fuzzy Minions, Cha 24
Benefits: You may now use your Behold Mah Fuzzy Minions to Summon Housecats at will, and may summon them with any template of up to +4 CR. All cats within 100' of you are automatically Awaken as per the spell.
"You will give unto me...a salmon. Roasted. Of the highest quality."
Prerequisites: Oh I Dare U
Benefits: You now get +3 more rerolls per day, and may use more than 1 reroll per attempt.
You can change into just about anything small and crittery.
Prerequisites: I'm a Sumthin LOL, Con 15, CHa 15
Benefits: You may now shapeshift to resemble any Animal, Dragon, Magical Beast, or Vermin of Small, Tiny, or Diminutive Size. This works as per the spell Shapeshift, but spells (such as Discern Shapechanger or True Seeing) do not reveal you as being anything other than a creature of that sort.
You are a shedding fiend...
Prerequisites: Fwuffy, You are My New Best Friend, Constitution 15+
Benefits: You may now use your Dander attack at will, and your opponent is Nauseated if he fails his Save whether he is in a Grapple or not.
"Wasn't me that stole Mrs. Jacksons pig. Nope. Nope. Mm-mm."
Prerequisites: Asmodeus Was Mah Daddy, Cat Burglar Level 14
Benefits: You may cast Hellish Horde (despite not being the correst alignment) 3 times per day as a Supernatural aability.
Epic Dragon Kitty
"Why do I have the sudden urge to kidnap Princesses?"
Prerequisites: Surprise OR Death From Above, Cat Burglar Level 24 or Cha 24
Benefits: You may cast Greater Dragon Ally 3 times per day as a Supernatural Ability.
"John! Take your hands off that woman. I'm sorry ma'am he's still in training."
Prerequisites: Channel 4, Cha 24
Benefits: You may now cast spells of any level through your Familiar.
You can get people to believe anything. You once convinced a Balor a mouse was Asmodeus himself.
Prerequisites: Master Trickster, Bluff 24 ranks
Benefits: This is a supernatural Mind-Affecting Effect. You can tell any lie, no matter how unbelievable with a successful Bluff Check vs an opponents Sense Motive check. Your opponent doesn't gain a Bonus on his Sense Motive Check no matter how weird what you're telling him is. You can tell him you have no body hair while standing naked in front of him in your full hedge-hogish glory.
"Nobody gets up from the Masshinator! Nobody!"
Prerequisites: Any 2 Trademark Feats requiring Mah Daddy Was the Man as a Prerequisite, Cha 20
Benefits: When using your Mah Daddy Was The Man attack, it does a number of extra d6 equal to your Charisma Modifier. This is a Supernatural Ability.
"ACHOO! Damn that cat!"
Prerequisites: Lord of the Fwuffy, Cha 24
Benefits: You may now use Dander Blast at will, Dander Explosion 5 times per day, and Dander Tornado 3 times per day. You may also kill anyone by touch that you have successfully used your Allergen Curse on touch if they fail a Willpower Save (DC is 10 plus half Hit Dice plus Charisma Modifier).
You hiss with the fury of a Thousand Kitties.
Prerequisites: Spoookity Glowing Eyes of Doom, Intimidate 20+ranks, Cha 20
Benefits: You gain the Frightful Presence Ability. As a Standard Action you may put on a hissing and scratching it. All living creatures within 60' must make a Willpower Save (DC is 10 plus half Hit Dice plus Charisma Modifier) or be Frightened for 2d6 rounds. If the Save is successful they are immune to your Frightful Presence Ability for 24 hours. Unlike other Frightful Presence attacks you can affect beings of any Hit Dice level.
You are the warmest lil kitty ever.
Prerequisites: Mommie's Little Heating Pad, Constitution 20+
Benefits: You are permanently protected by a personal Endure Elements spell, and you can extend the benefits to 1 ally per point of Charisma Modifier as long as they remain within 30' of you.
You're just a little helpless kitty. That dead Titan has nothing to do with you. Really.
Prerequisites: Just A Kitty (SR vs Illusion spells), Bluff 24 ranks
Benefits: Spells that would detect your alignment, whether or not you were telling the truth, your true form, or reveal any personal information about you automatically fail.
Prerequisites: Turkish Grog, Con 16, Cha 16
Benefits: You now gain 3 additional daily uses of your Java Feat, and if you drink one cup of coffee or other stimulant (or eat the equivalent in coffee beans) that you do not use for purposes of your Java Feat you may reroll a failed Saving Throw against any Compulsion or Mind Affecting effect or spell.
Epic Kitty Magic
you have mastered the secret magic of Cats to a level rarely known.
Prerequisites: Big Kitty Magic, Cha 24, Knowledge (Arcane) 24 ranks
Benefits: You Kitty Magic ability is now a Supernatural as opposed to Spell Like Ability. You also learn 1 new "spell" per point of Charisma Modifier you possess.
Epic Lazor Kitteh
"Eye lasers make fishing ever so much easier."
Prerequisites: Both Barrels, Lazor Kitteh, Do not ---- with Lazor Kitteh class feature, CHa 21
Benefits: When using the Both Barrels Feat your Eldritch Blast does damage based on your level, not (your level-3). Your Eldritch Blast now successfully Criticals on a 19-20 (18-20 if you took the Improved Critical Feat).
"Leave or I will spit a second hairball."
Prerequisites: LOLcat, Enrage Audience class Feature, Cha 22
Benefits: When using your Enrage Audience ability you may now affect all Opponents within 120'.
"Heeeere Orcie, Orcie, Orcie..."
Prerequisites: Mouser, BAB +16, Dex 24
Benefits: When performing a charge attack you gain additional Skirmish Dice (and the Bonus to your AC increases) equal to your Charisma Modifier.
"I am a Ninja. You do not see me"
"YOU DO NOT SEE ME!!"
Prerequisites: Nekochan, Sudden Strike +2d6, Sneak Attack +2d6, Cha 20
Benefits: Your Sudden Strike Dice are now Sneak Attack Dice, and stack with any other Sneak Attack Dice you may have. If your opponent is Flat-footed you gain additional Sneak Attack Dice equal to your Charisma Modifier for that attack.
"Greetings fellow fairies. What? What did I say?"
Prerequisites: Subbacultcha, Cat Burglar Level 24
Benefits: You may cast Limited Wish a number of times per day equal to (3 plus your Charisma Modifier) as a Supernatural Ability (you must still pay the XP compnent cost if it calls for it).
Epic Red Cat
Fire is the answer to all of life's problems. Yup yup.
Prerequisites: Red Cat, Wis 20, Cha 20
Benefits: You are now immune to Fire, even when not in Fiery Kitty Form. Your Fire Flash does an additional +2d6 and affects a 30' area while in Fiery Kitty Form. While in Fiery Kitty Form your attacks do +1d6 Fire damage (+3d6 on a successful critical), and the Save DC for your Fire Flash and Red Cat abilities gain a +2 Bonus.
Epic Sabre Toof
"Milder bite my fanny."
Prerequisites: Cruncha Muncha, Cat Burglar Level 24
Benefits: While In Sabre Toof Kitty Form you are now Large Size Class, your bite does 2d6 plus Strength Modifier (4d6 plus double Strength Modifier on a charge), claws doing 1d6 plus half Strength Modifier, +8 Strength, +4 Constitution, and your Natural Armor Bonus increases by +5.
Prerequisites: Run, Super Scamper Powers, Dex 18
Benefits: When using your Super Scamper Powers Feat your base land move is now increased by +60 feet.
Epic Short Paw Kung Fu
You can explode boulders with a simple paw touch. Well not really, but you keep hoping.
Prerequisites: Paw of the Fluffy Kitten, Concentration 24 ranks, BAB +16
Benefits: When using your Short Paw Kung Fu ability, your opponent is knocked unconscious for 1 round if you successfully critical with your Unarmed Strike.
You can hide from someone, even while dancing on his head, causing his friends to think less of him by the second.
Prerequisites: Master of the Unseen, Hide 30 ranks
Benefits: You can use your Hide in Plain Sight ability even while touching your opponent. In otherwords you could be actively dry humping his bald scalp, and as long as you make a successful opposed Hide vs Spot
Check, he has no idea.
"I think this cat likes me..."
Prerequisites: Lick Your Wounds, Heal 16 ranks, Wisdom 18+
Benefits: You may cast Heal as a Supernatural ability a number of times per day equal to your Charisma Modifier.
Epic Softee Paw Kung Fu
"I shall crush you with this paw."
"Uh sir..that's a rock..."
"Good you're paying attention."
Prerequisites: Advanced Softee Paw Kung Fu, Superior Unarmed Strike, Dex 18, Cha 20
Benefits: As a Standard attack action you may make a Hide Check vs your opponents Spot check while making a melee touch attack. If the Hide check is successful, your attack is effectively invisible, and he did not see it (other beings nearby can also get a Spot Check vs your Hide Check to see it occur). The melee touch attack does your full unarmed strike damage plus any Sudden Strike, Sneak Attack, or Skirmish dice you have, plus an additional +1d6 per point of Charisma Modifier (i.e. +3d6 if you have a 16 Cha). it can also be used in conjunction with Stunning Fist or similar Feats.
"Is he? Yes he's going for the Doom Squishins!!"
Prerequisites: Any 2 Trademark Feats requiring Mah Momma Knew How to Snuggle as a Prerequisite
Benefits: You do 1d4 Temporary Strength damage each round you maintain a Grapple on an opponent.
"The ladies luv a brute yessir. Quit laughin' you monkeys..."
Prerequisites: Big Cat on the Block, Tiger's Rage, Tomcat, Intimidate 20 ranks
Benefits: Opponents 2 or more Size Classes bigger than yourself are once again restricted to using weapons they could normally use against you in a grapple (as opposed to using weapons of any size as per the Tomcat Feat), and you can now get the benefits of the Tiger Rage Feat even when not in Kitty Form.
You always make the best stuff. Granted it's cause you lace your potions with Dire Bear sex hormones, but still...
Prerequisites: Meister Herbalist, Craft (Alchemy) 24 ranks
Benefits: Any potion you make also gives the Drinker a +4 Alchemical Bonus to Strength for (your effective character level) rounds, in addition to it's normal effects. The Strength Bonus lasts as long as the
Prerequisites: Kitty Wuvs Dwagon, Diplomacy 18+ ranks, Cha 25
Benefits: You may now cast Charm Monster at will as a Supernatural ability.
Your singing makes the humans put down their shoes, and start reaching for crossbows...or they would if they were still living.
Prerequisites: Yowling Doom, Perform (Yowling) 24 ranks, Cha 24
Benefits: When using your Yowling Doom ability, you now do 1d6 Sonic damage per character level in a 40' area. Anything inside that area is pushed outside it.
Hi Uncle Bob
Uncle Bob always bales you out of trouble.
Prerequisites: They Were Mean to Me Daddy!, Cat Burglar Level 25
Benefits: In Kitty form you may cast the spell Summon Monster IX as a supernatural ability once per day. You may only use it to summon an Advanced Leonal (i.e. Uncle Bob). Uncle Bob is a Leonal with Hit Dice equal to (yours-2).
I R The Cat Empurrur
You are a King amongst kitties.
Prerequisites: Aura of Nobility, Diplomacy 20 ranks, Cha 20
Benefits: You may cast the spell Greater Command at will as a spupernatural ability.
Mistress of the Toadie Frogs
"TO ME MAH EVIL MINYUNS!!"
Prerequisites: Summon the Toadie Frogs, Knowledge (Things Man Was Not Meant To Know) 20 ranks, Cha 20
Benefits: When using your Summon the Toadie Frogs ability you now Summon 2d4 Mud Slaad with the Pseudonatural Template, and 10 minutes later 1d4 Gray Slaad with 12 HD and the Psuedonatural Template appear. 10 minutes after that an 18 HD Death Slaad with the Supernatural Template appears. They now stay for 10 minutes per level, and are summoned with maximum hit points per die.
People really shouldn't leave their kids alone with you...
Prerequisites: Dark Soul Kitty, Knowledge (Arcane) 20 ranks
Benefits: You are now immortal, and are immune to aging effects. You no longer need to eat the souls of innocents to keep yourself young, but can still do it to temporarily gain power. When using your Steal Breath ability you may now optionally increase your caster level by +2 for 1 hour.
"Will you keep the corpses locked in the funeral home! Every time the cats get in there all hell breaks loose!"
Prerequisites: VAMPIRES! VAMPIRES EVERYWHERE, Cha 24
Benefits: Despite the name of the ability, you are now considered a friend of all undead, and unless you specifically attack them, they will never attack you (you are effectively invisible to Mindless Undead unless you attack them). Vampires and Vampire Spawn also take a -2 penalty on all Saving Throws against spells cast by you.