Vas
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« Reply #860 on: October 03, 2008, 09:13:06 AM » |
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Wish granted! The nachos of the world are granted freedom and never will be food for humans again.
I wish to remain inconspicuous
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If you\'re an army barber, does that mean you make a living shaving privates?
The definition of Irony: If Terri Irwin drove a Sazuki Stingray
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Elennsar
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« Reply #861 on: October 03, 2008, 10:34:30 AM » |
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Wish granted! No one ever notices you. Unfortunately, this means you get stepped a lot.
I wish that you (Vas) played GURPS.
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Faith can move mountains. It still can't deflect bullets.
"Communication with humans." is a cross-class skill for me. Please bear this in mind.
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Vas
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« Reply #862 on: October 04, 2008, 07:57:04 AM » |
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Wish granted! I DID play gurps, in one game, until my socially unstable telekineticist in a party with a bunch of other unstable people pretty much annihilated each other trying to buy a carton of milk at a shop down the road. Good old disadvantage being capless.
I wish a gish could dish with the swish in a mission.
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If you\'re an army barber, does that mean you make a living shaving privates?
The definition of Irony: If Terri Irwin drove a Sazuki Stingray
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Elennsar
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« Reply #863 on: October 04, 2008, 08:02:54 AM » |
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Then we really need to to get you into the GURPS Inquisitor (as in Warhammer 40k) thing at some point.
Wish granted! However, in order to do so, he loses one hit point per class level every minute.
I wish that Sinister was online more.
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Faith can move mountains. It still can't deflect bullets.
"Communication with humans." is a cross-class skill for me. Please bear this in mind.
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Vas
Ring-Tailed Lemur
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« Reply #864 on: October 04, 2008, 08:11:49 AM » |
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Gurps Inquisitor eh...intelesting, INtelesting.
Wish granted! Sinister is online constantly, the phone line that is, and he cancels his broadband for dial up because it costs too much.
I wish that the worlds poor and hungry could be fed. (Mua ha ha ha)
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If you\'re an army barber, does that mean you make a living shaving privates?
The definition of Irony: If Terri Irwin drove a Sazuki Stingray
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« Reply #865 on: October 04, 2008, 09:13:06 AM » |
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Wish granted. However, the world's rich and well-fed snatch the food for themselves. As usual.
I wish to be immortal and unable to feel pain.
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emissary666
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« Reply #866 on: October 04, 2008, 09:41:23 AM » |
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Wish granted; our body lives on, but you become brain dead
I wish for a rhyming wish
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I make little kids cry
Steady As A Goat
Warning: You may have already been set on fire
Bread does not need a reason
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Elennsar
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« Reply #867 on: October 04, 2008, 02:13:09 PM » |
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I wish that the people who like to break the system to play gish would be slapped in the belly with a fish.
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Faith can move mountains. It still can't deflect bullets.
"Communication with humans." is a cross-class skill for me. Please bear this in mind.
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Vynar
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« Reply #868 on: October 07, 2008, 02:10:25 PM » |
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Granted! They enjoy it a bit more than you anticipated causing you to leave the room before you see something you might not want to view.
I wish for robot space pirates riding magic cable boxes from space with ice-cream vision.
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Elennsar
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« Reply #869 on: October 07, 2008, 03:30:29 PM » |
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Granted! Unfortuantely, being pirates, they take slaves for their..."needs". One of them picks you.
By the time they recognize that robots don't have these needs, you're dead.
I wish that Paul Newman was still alive.
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Faith can move mountains. It still can't deflect bullets.
"Communication with humans." is a cross-class skill for me. Please bear this in mind.
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Risada
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« Reply #870 on: October 07, 2008, 04:15:44 PM » |
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Wish granted! His spirit possesses you (Elennsar) and comes back to the world of living...
I wish I could skip my remaining 2 months of college...
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« Reply #871 on: October 07, 2008, 05:54:05 PM » |
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Wish granted, you are expelled and are no longer able to attend any college. Ever.
I wish for a time machine.
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Currently playing: Forte Lulz, Chaotic EVIL Bard bent on world domination; Canere Potentia, to sing of power.Aralaxax, Warforged Osteomancer, Machines are my people, I wield bones as other wield swords.Randall Gray, she's not sexually confused, honest!Zion "I can make followers, but why bother when people line up for me?"Currently DMing: Real Men Use Their Hands, World's Largest Dungeon "If you can pretend to be a half-orc barbarian or a dwarf wizard then you can pretend to be an alpha male."-Ninjarabbit "The hotel shop only had two decent books, and I'd written both of them."-Douglas Adams " It's funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to." Xander Harris, Buffy the Vampire Slayer |
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Elennsar
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« Reply #872 on: October 07, 2008, 06:16:22 PM » |
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Wish granted! Unfortunately, it doesn't work. It sits in your garage gathering dust while you try to find out how to repair it.
I wish that all D&D players would turn into their favorite monster.
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Faith can move mountains. It still can't deflect bullets.
"Communication with humans." is a cross-class skill for me. Please bear this in mind.
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TheWordSlinger
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« Reply #873 on: October 07, 2008, 06:27:34 PM » |
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Wish granted, you're favorite monster was a Dretch, right? Of course it was...
I wish to know how to repair my time machine.
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Currently playing: Forte Lulz, Chaotic EVIL Bard bent on world domination; Canere Potentia, to sing of power.Aralaxax, Warforged Osteomancer, Machines are my people, I wield bones as other wield swords.Randall Gray, she's not sexually confused, honest!Zion "I can make followers, but why bother when people line up for me?"Currently DMing: Real Men Use Their Hands, World's Largest Dungeon "If you can pretend to be a half-orc barbarian or a dwarf wizard then you can pretend to be an alpha male."-Ninjarabbit "The hotel shop only had two decent books, and I'd written both of them."-Douglas Adams " It's funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to." Xander Harris, Buffy the Vampire Slayer |
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« Reply #874 on: October 07, 2008, 06:31:11 PM » |
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Wish granted! As you finish the repairs you watch it activate and transport forward 1000 years in time.
I wish I hadn't loaned out my Tome of Battle.
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Winning an argument on the internet is like winning in the Special Olympics. You won, but you're still retarded. I made a Handbook!? |
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Elennsar
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« Reply #875 on: October 07, 2008, 06:31:30 PM » |
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Wish granted! It was stolen instead.
I wish that the anti-Semite whose post (on another site...trust me, no one wants to read it) I just had to read would catch on fire and burn for an eternity. Literally.
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Faith can move mountains. It still can't deflect bullets.
"Communication with humans." is a cross-class skill for me. Please bear this in mind.
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Chemus
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« Reply #876 on: October 07, 2008, 08:12:20 PM » |
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Wish Granted! Hell is verified as a real place, and he's sent there. Your wish for him to be sent to hell places you there for your eternal reward as well, but in a lesser layer where you are always third in line at the checkout counter.
I wish that the chocolate that I just ate had tasted better.
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Elennsar
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« Reply #877 on: October 07, 2008, 08:19:30 PM » |
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Wish granted! However, it's poisonous.
I wish Gygax (yes, that Gygax) was a vampire.
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Faith can move mountains. It still can't deflect bullets.
"Communication with humans." is a cross-class skill for me. Please bear this in mind.
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Vas
Ring-Tailed Lemur
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« Reply #878 on: October 07, 2008, 08:36:01 PM » |
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Wish granted! Guess whos place he's turning to for dinner....thats right, yours!
I wish to soar the southern shore with no more than an oar made by Dior
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If you\'re an army barber, does that mean you make a living shaving privates?
The definition of Irony: If Terri Irwin drove a Sazuki Stingray
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Elennsar
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« Reply #879 on: October 07, 2008, 08:39:45 PM » |
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Wish granted!
I wish that I could come up with a nasty twist to your wish that would also cause an entertaining consequence to happen to me.
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Faith can move mountains. It still can't deflect bullets.
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