AfterCrescent
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« Reply #20 on: May 22, 2008, 04:57:52 PM » |
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Wish granted. The cake eats you before spontaneously combusting. All that remains is pie.
I wish I never need sleep again.
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Ieniemienie
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« Reply #21 on: May 22, 2008, 05:26:42 PM » |
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wish granted; after 4 days not sleeping you pass out, only to regain contiousness 10 hours later. This process repeats itself indefinitely :wink I wish I could found my own colony in a different galaxy  |
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'DnD is not a game; it is a membership in a tribe that I joined long ago.'
Stupidity should be painful!
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« Reply #22 on: May 22, 2008, 05:33:14 PM » |
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I wish I could found my own colony in a different galaxy Wish granted! You found your own colony in a different galaxy. Everyone in the colony respects you, the Queen Ant. I wish Pun Pun never existed. |
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It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.
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Nox_Noctis
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« Reply #23 on: May 22, 2008, 05:42:47 PM » |
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Wish Granted! The universe collapses in on itself in a puff of logic, erasing Pun-Pun and everything else from existence (and erasing existence itself). Sadly you do not exist to see it happen.
I wish I could focus on my research paper.
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AndyJames
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« Reply #24 on: May 22, 2008, 05:44:11 PM » |
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Wish granted! Your computer explodes.
I wish I can CO like the best of them.
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Nox_Noctis
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« Reply #25 on: May 22, 2008, 05:51:19 PM » |
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Wish Granted! Every CO member suffers a 100d6 Intelligence penalty, reducing their ability to make optimized characters severely.
I wish I had a new computer!
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Ieniemienie
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« Reply #26 on: May 22, 2008, 05:53:06 PM » |
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I wish I had a new computer!
Wish granted! You are now the happy owner of a 20lb Pentium 1 laptop straight out of 1993... It will even run word!!! I wish I could play god for one day |
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'DnD is not a game; it is a membership in a tribe that I joined long ago.'
Stupidity should be painful!
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Nox_Noctis
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« Reply #27 on: May 22, 2008, 05:58:51 PM » |
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Wish Granted! A new board game, named God, is released to 1 special recipient - you! Sadly, the game involves flipping a penny. Heads, you win, tails you lose.
I wish I had a star destroyer.
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skydragonknight
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« Reply #28 on: May 22, 2008, 06:25:27 PM » |
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I wish I had a star destroyer.
You had a Star Destroyer. Unfortunately the Emporer was testing a new superweapon and you were in the wrong place at the wrong time(orbitting Alderan). Your ship was crushed by the debris with you along with it. I wish that 4th Edition is a lie. |
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It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.
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AndyJames
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« Reply #29 on: May 22, 2008, 07:14:50 PM » |
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Wish granted! G0 continues to be a donkey and alienates the entire fan base. 4th Ed fails as a result, WotC along with it soon after.
I wish managers really knew how to manage, and not just how to brown nose...
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Shigunaru
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« Reply #30 on: May 22, 2008, 08:36:30 PM » |
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Wish granted! Managers now are all very good horse riders.
I wish I had good luck.
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skydragonknight
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« Reply #31 on: May 22, 2008, 08:44:18 PM » |
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Wish granted! Managers now are all very good horse riders.
I wish I had good luck.
You had good luck. In fact, you never really knew you had it until it went away. You have horrible luck from now until the end of your life. I wish I could make the best D&D build ever. |
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It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.
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Stratovarius
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« Reply #32 on: May 22, 2008, 08:51:23 PM » |
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You discover something superior to pun-pun. Unfortunately, no DM will ever let you use it at their table.
I wish to gain all of the beneficial powers in all DnD sourcebooks.
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Tshern
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« Reply #33 on: May 22, 2008, 09:14:15 PM » |
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Wish granted. The downside is that you become nothing more than a part of the imagination of the TO specialists.
I wish I sleep well now when I hit the hays.
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Ja vuosia myöhemmin
kalvas kaksikko lattialla motellin tihrustelee,
kun sama keiju katossa leijailee.
Kyselevät: "Mikä päivä nyt on?
Tiedätkö sen?"
Kuiskaten laulaa keiju:
"Tämän elämän viimeinen."
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Kai
(rhymes with pie)
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Donkey Kong
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Don't panic!
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« Reply #34 on: May 22, 2008, 09:42:31 PM » |
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Wish granted! You get a perfect night sleep each and every night...as long as you sleep in haystacks.
I wish there was a new Brilliant Gameologist podcast every day.
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"You must be the change you wish to see in the world." ~Mahatma Gandhi
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AfterCrescent
Honorary Moderator
Organ Grinder
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« Reply #35 on: May 22, 2008, 10:13:21 PM » |
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I wish there was a new Brilliant Gameologist podcast every day.
Wish granted. Everyday the BGs podcast the most amazing material ever. Also, your internet dies so you can never hear it. If you try to find someone who's downloaded it, your ears melt. Also, you go blind. I wish I could weild a claymore with one hand. |
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Akula
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« Reply #36 on: May 22, 2008, 10:59:26 PM » |
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Wish granted, you can totally run around pointing a directional mine one handed!
I wish didn't procrastinate so much.
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Meg
Message Board Extraordinaire
Brilliant Gameologist
Man in Gorilla Suit
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Are you rapier than me?
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« Reply #37 on: May 22, 2008, 11:17:46 PM » |
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Wish Granted! You now procrastinate exactly .000001% less than before!
I wish I could play any instrument without ever practicing.
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Nox_Noctis
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« Reply #38 on: May 22, 2008, 11:20:31 PM » |
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Wish Granted! You can play instruments without practicing, you just suck at them...
I wish to be omnipotent.
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Akula
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« Reply #39 on: May 23, 2008, 02:21:05 AM » |
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Wish granted, too bad you don't know how to use your power.
I wish to know the meaning of life.
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