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« Reply #780 on: September 23, 2008, 11:13:29 PM » |
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Wish granted; you say a pun to the mirror and die
I wish the word "palindrome" was a palindrome
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I make little kids cry
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« Reply #781 on: September 23, 2008, 11:25:51 PM » |
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Wish granted!
However, as you don't speak the language of the Hutts, this is of no use to you.
I wish that China would be attacked by zombies.
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Faith can move mountains. It still can't deflect bullets.
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« Reply #782 on: September 24, 2008, 07:49:26 AM » |
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Wish granted; what starts as a small out break in china leads to a world wide zombie war.
I wish for the granter of this wish to be granted two wishes
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« Reply #783 on: September 24, 2008, 10:03:39 AM » |
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Wish granted. But he's going to donate one to the next poster.
I wish that I could make myself unaware of things...
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Currently playing: Forte Lulz, Chaotic EVIL Bard bent on world domination; Canere Potentia, to sing of power.Aralaxax, Warforged Osteomancer, Machines are my people, I wield bones as other wield swords.Randall Gray, she's not sexually confused, honest!Zion "I can make followers, but why bother when people line up for me?"Currently DMing: Real Men Use Their Hands, World's Largest Dungeon "If you can pretend to be a half-orc barbarian or a dwarf wizard then you can pretend to be an alpha male."-Ninjarabbit "The hotel shop only had two decent books, and I'd written both of them."-Douglas Adams " It's funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to." Xander Harris, Buffy the Vampire Slayer |
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« Reply #784 on: September 24, 2008, 10:39:01 AM » |
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Wish granted; you cut out your eyes, tongue, and nose/nasal cavity. You then stab your self in the ears and surgically remove your nerve endings. That was really disturbing to even type.
I wish I had a dollar for every time someone uses a word with a vowel in it
I wish for a lifetime supply of oreos
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« Reply #785 on: September 24, 2008, 01:10:22 PM » |
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Wish granted! However, it is in the form of Monopoly money.
Wish granted! You recieve one Oreo. When you eat it, you die a horrible death from poison.
I wish that Survivor was set up so that instead of being voted off the island, losers would be sacrificed in a cannibalistic feast.
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« Reply #786 on: September 24, 2008, 04:55:17 PM » |
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Wish granted, and the first contestant voted off shall be, Elennsar!
I wish for safe direct brain-computer linkage technology.
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Currently playing: Forte Lulz, Chaotic EVIL Bard bent on world domination; Canere Potentia, to sing of power.Aralaxax, Warforged Osteomancer, Machines are my people, I wield bones as other wield swords.Randall Gray, she's not sexually confused, honest!Zion "I can make followers, but why bother when people line up for me?"Currently DMing: Real Men Use Their Hands, World's Largest Dungeon "If you can pretend to be a half-orc barbarian or a dwarf wizard then you can pretend to be an alpha male."-Ninjarabbit "The hotel shop only had two decent books, and I'd written both of them."-Douglas Adams " It's funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to." Xander Harris, Buffy the Vampire Slayer |
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« Reply #787 on: September 24, 2008, 07:00:46 PM » |
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Wish granted; a mindflayer eats your brain before you can try it
I wish for an immortal lifetime of eating oreos
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« Reply #788 on: September 24, 2008, 07:03:09 PM » |
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Wish granted! However, you are unable to eat anything other oreos. Sick of the taste after the fifty millionth oreo, you kill yourself to avoid having to eat another oreo.
I wish that a dragon would attack Boston.
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« Reply #789 on: September 24, 2008, 07:18:36 PM » |
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Wish granted! A dragon attacks Boston when you are visiting it.
I wish the world enters a new glacial age.
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« Reply #790 on: September 24, 2008, 07:19:38 PM » |
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Wish granted!
You are murdered by a frenzied pack of scientists.
I wish that I was the dragon attacking Boston.
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« Reply #791 on: September 24, 2008, 11:00:20 PM » |
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Wish granted; Godzilla is visiting Boston and kills you
I wish I knew how to spell palindrome
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I make little kids cry
Steady As A Goat
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« Reply #792 on: September 24, 2008, 11:06:46 PM » |
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Wish Granted! You even win the Spelling Bee but doing so sparks the jealous hatred of the second-place contestant. He murders you in his sleep (that's right, his sleep).
I wish that finding a job related to writing that didn't suck was easier.
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« Reply #793 on: September 24, 2008, 11:22:56 PM » |
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Wish granted, you become the next Stephen King. (Yes, that was corrupted...)
I wish for non-poisoned crackers to go with my cheese.
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Currently playing: Forte Lulz, Chaotic EVIL Bard bent on world domination; Canere Potentia, to sing of power.Aralaxax, Warforged Osteomancer, Machines are my people, I wield bones as other wield swords.Randall Gray, she's not sexually confused, honest!Zion "I can make followers, but why bother when people line up for me?"Currently DMing: Real Men Use Their Hands, World's Largest Dungeon "If you can pretend to be a half-orc barbarian or a dwarf wizard then you can pretend to be an alpha male."-Ninjarabbit "The hotel shop only had two decent books, and I'd written both of them."-Douglas Adams " It's funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to." Xander Harris, Buffy the Vampire Slayer |
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« Reply #794 on: September 24, 2008, 11:31:46 PM » |
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Wish Granted! Your cheese is poisoned instead.
I wish that I could sustain my body healthily without the tedium of eating.
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« Reply #795 on: September 25, 2008, 12:29:36 AM » |
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Wish granted! Unfortunately, you discover that the price for this is that your body reacts to oxygen as if it was a poison. You die.
I wish that there really had been only one Highlander movie.
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« Reply #796 on: September 26, 2008, 01:35:35 AM » |
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Granted but it was directed by Uwe Boel (I don't know how to spell his name)
I wish that the next poster is actually the Highlander disguised as an AOL free trial cd.
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« Reply #797 on: September 26, 2008, 01:44:10 AM » |
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Whoa! That is twisted.
Wish granted! However, suspecting that you are an Immortal, I behead you.
I wish that someone could top Vynar's granting of the Highlander movie wish.
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« Reply #798 on: September 27, 2008, 07:25:09 PM » |
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Wish Granted! Whatever the hell that movie was, there's no way that it's better than Shoot Em Up.
I wish that you could make me bigger...
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« Reply #799 on: September 27, 2008, 07:59:05 PM » |
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Wish granted. I could make you bigger. I don't.
I wish for the ability to time travel at will.
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