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« Reply #960 on: October 25, 2008, 08:56:02 PM » |
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Wish granted! You're a father! You have a lot more than just a bunch of chores to do now.
I wish that Robby's kid grows up to take over the world.
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Faith can move mountains. It still can't deflect bullets.
"Communication with humans." is a cross-class skill for me. Please bear this in mind.
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« Reply #961 on: October 25, 2008, 09:24:32 PM » |
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Granted! Hopefully for the rest of you she takes after her mother and not her father! I wish I could relax enough to actually get some sleep! Wish granted! You're a father! You have a lot more than just a bunch of chores to do now. No kidding! |
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #962 on: October 26, 2008, 02:37:39 AM » |
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Granted! Enjoy your coma.
I wish for a new hat.
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« Reply #963 on: October 26, 2008, 02:39:43 AM » |
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Wish granted! Unfortunately, you look absolutely hideous in it. And when you try and take it off, it refuses to come off.
I wish that I had pictures of your ugly hat.
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« Reply #964 on: October 26, 2008, 02:59:24 AM » |
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Granted! Your mind explodes from the terrible image.
I wish that Zeke was admitted into the Legion of Doom.
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« Reply #965 on: October 26, 2008, 05:02:16 PM » |
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Wish Granted!! But due to Zeke's awesomeness, everyone else left...
I wish I could eat a cake.
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« Reply #966 on: October 27, 2008, 12:46:17 AM » |
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Granted but you can't digest it.
I wish Meg was in the Justice League and Josh was in the Ice Cream Man Brigade I just invented.
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« Reply #967 on: October 31, 2008, 12:18:28 PM » |
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Granted. However, Josh now looks like Clint Howard in Ice Cream Man!  I wish I hadn't seen that picture. |
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #968 on: October 31, 2008, 02:23:04 PM » |
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Granted! Instead you make Josh look like your favorite female porn star.
I wish that every broadcast system in the world would simultaneously broadcast that boots with the fur song that annoys me.
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« Reply #969 on: October 31, 2008, 03:03:03 PM » |
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Granted. You slowly start liking the song just enough to keep listening.
I wish kids would come to my house and give me candy for Halloween.
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #970 on: October 31, 2008, 05:14:50 PM » |
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Granted! But it is that nasty lobster candy I still remember getting years ago. I wish that every member of this forum would trick or treat in Sibera. At least I have my coat on. (Some friends want me to tick or treat. I am going as some dude who was to lazy to make a costume. If possible make my costume something interesting while you are at it  ) |
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« Reply #971 on: November 08, 2008, 05:02:19 AM » |
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Granted! We all freeze to death! Way to go!
I wish you hadn't gotten us all killed!
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« Reply #972 on: November 08, 2008, 11:01:58 AM » |
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Wish granted; we all rises as zombies
I wish my Amazon order would come in.
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I make little kids cry
Steady As A Goat
Warning: You may have already been set on fire
Bread does not need a reason
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« Reply #973 on: November 08, 2008, 02:43:43 PM » |
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Wish Granted! An Amazon arrives and enslaves you for labor; she doesn't think you're strong enough to have as a slave-consort.
I wish that I had better organization skills.
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« Reply #974 on: November 08, 2008, 09:30:40 PM » |
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Wish granted! Unfortunately, when you die, you are sent to Hell, and find yourself in a situation like Tantalus...the more you organize things, the messier they get.
I wish that this thread won't die after it finishes 50 pages worth of wishes.
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Faith can move mountains. It still can't deflect bullets.
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« Reply #975 on: November 08, 2008, 09:32:00 PM » |
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Granted! It dies on 49.
I wish I'd get a positive result from one or more of my job applications.
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« Reply #976 on: November 09, 2008, 04:04:50 AM » |
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You do, and the one that comes back happens to be the job I work at currently! (AC and some others will get this one... I hope...)
I wish I had a lifetime supply of chocolate ice cream.
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« Reply #977 on: November 09, 2008, 04:37:45 AM » |
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Wish Granted! You have a one-cup scoop of chocolate ice cream. Enjoy the rest of your life.
I wish that the Myth PBP game hadn't died.
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« Reply #978 on: November 09, 2008, 05:03:26 AM » |
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It hasn't.... but you have. By falling sheet of glass. Like Final Destination 2.
I wish the Rebalancing Project would move along.
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« Reply #979 on: November 10, 2008, 02:42:01 PM » |
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Wish granted! It's not moving in the direction you want! I wish I could get more sleep each night! |
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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