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« Reply #920 on: October 10, 2008, 09:22:23 AM » |
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I wish that I knew if Britney Spears being abreviated to BS means anything. And of course, it's also an anagram of Presbyterians  |
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My workDeviantArtCurrent gamesThe tier system in a nutshell: Tier 6: A cartographer. Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman. Tier 4: An expert marksman. Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left. Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy. Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
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Vynar
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« Reply #921 on: October 10, 2008, 10:08:23 AM » |
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Granted! You have uncovered a clue to the great cheese conspiracy and are murdered to hide the truth.
I wish it was October 21st already so I could go to the Amon Amarth and Ensiferum concert.
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Elennsar
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« Reply #922 on: October 11, 2008, 12:20:45 PM » |
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Wish granted!
I wish that I wasn't lazy.
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Faith can move mountains. It still can't deflect bullets.
"Communication with humans." is a cross-class skill for me. Please bear this in mind.
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RobbyPants
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« Reply #923 on: October 11, 2008, 12:23:12 PM » |
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Wish granted. You spend hours needlessly adding extra detail to your wishes. Sadly, you miss out on something really fun while granting a wish.
I wish D&D 5.0 would come out.
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #924 on: October 11, 2008, 12:25:14 PM » |
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Wish granted! It sucks even worse than 5e, because it was created by people who think games with rules for paper cuts are "too simplified".
I wish I knew what I missed.
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Faith can move mountains. It still can't deflect bullets.
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Vynar
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« Reply #925 on: October 11, 2008, 01:25:26 PM » |
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Granted but you forget everything else.
I wish Zeke had vodka vision.
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Prime32
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« Reply #926 on: October 11, 2008, 01:38:24 PM » |
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I wish Zeke had vodka vision. Wish granted. Unfortunately, Josh gains heat vision at the same time, and the Brilliant Gameologists are killed in an explosion. I wish Vynar had vodka vision. |
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My workDeviantArtCurrent gamesThe tier system in a nutshell: Tier 6: A cartographer. Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman. Tier 4: An expert marksman. Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left. Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy. Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
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Elennsar
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« Reply #927 on: October 11, 2008, 01:41:00 PM » |
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Wish granted! Unfortunately, the resulting mental images make him tear out his eyes and swallow them in the desperate hope that they'll go away.
I wish that I could remember to keep its and it's straight.
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Faith can move mountains. It still can't deflect bullets.
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« Reply #928 on: October 12, 2008, 04:43:36 AM » |
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Wish granted. You now know that it's is really "it is" and its' refers to something belonging to "it"... but you're absolutely confused when it comes to their and there... commonly confused among most english speakers... so embarrassing.
I wish I wasn't going to have a hangover tomorrow cuz I'm definitely tipsy right now... Oh god make the floor stop spinning. I have to walk on it you know.
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People usually think that I've lost my mind. I haven't lost it, I know exactly where it is: the gutter.
My body is a temple. That is why I make chocolate sacrifices in it every day. |
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Elennsar
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« Reply #929 on: October 12, 2008, 04:51:21 AM » |
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Wish granted! You fall and break your neck. I wish that I knew who Bob was. |
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Faith can move mountains. It still can't deflect bullets.
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Vynar
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« Reply #930 on: October 12, 2008, 05:51:47 AM » |
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Granted! You discover that you are Bob.
I wish for pancakes and syrup.
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Prime32
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« Reply #931 on: October 12, 2008, 07:04:07 AM » |
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I wish for pancakes and syrup. Wish granted. The pancakes are made from Peter Pan. Captain Hook is so happy about you killing his arch-enemy that he invites you aboard his ship. He then tries to make you walk the plank, 'cuz he's crazy like that. However, the syrup turned out to contain nitroglycerine, and you explode. I wish I could use... KNIFE EYE ATTACK!!! |
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My workDeviantArtCurrent gamesThe tier system in a nutshell: Tier 6: A cartographer. Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman. Tier 4: An expert marksman. Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left. Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy. Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
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« Reply #932 on: October 12, 2008, 07:30:57 AM » |
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Wish granted. As you try it out, you find out it involves you stabbing yourself in the eye with a knife and then running around screaming until further notice.
I wish to roll twenties.
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Elennsar
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« Reply #933 on: October 12, 2008, 11:38:27 AM » |
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Wish granted. Unfortunately, the ability to roll (up) twenty dollar bills does nothing to change your luck at gaming.
I wish that I knew whether granting someone's wish (without specifying anything) was lazy or subtlely insulting.
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Faith can move mountains. It still can't deflect bullets.
"Communication with humans." is a cross-class skill for me. Please bear this in mind.
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Vynar
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« Reply #934 on: October 15, 2008, 07:06:24 AM » |
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Granted! Your answer waits inside a fortune cookie which you are to lazy too open in addition to worrying about how insulting it would be if you did not enjoy the cookie.
I wish for immunity to all poison and venom.
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RobbyPants
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« Reply #935 on: October 15, 2008, 10:42:26 AM » |
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Granted. Unfortunately, you contract a deadly disease, and the only cure is derived from snake venom and your body's reaction to said venom.
I wish, I wish, I hadn't killed that fish.
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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Vynar
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« Reply #936 on: October 15, 2008, 11:35:51 AM » |
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Granted! But the police won't forgive you for that triple homicide.
I wish for 777 things, 11 boxes of stuff, and 893 pairs of pants.
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Elennsar
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« Reply #937 on: October 15, 2008, 12:56:27 PM » |
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Wish granted! Unfortunately, they're all the wrong size.
I wish that life was like a Yu-gi-oh episode, but not quite as stupid.
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Faith can move mountains. It still can't deflect bullets.
"Communication with humans." is a cross-class skill for me. Please bear this in mind.
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« Reply #938 on: October 15, 2008, 03:21:19 PM » |
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Granted! Your hair is so spikey that you're a danger to yourself and others. You have to be arrested.
I wish it weren't so cloudy outside.
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #939 on: October 15, 2008, 08:59:23 PM » |
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Wish granted! The sun burns a hole through my prison and I am released havoc across the world. Oh, and it's comfortably sunny where you are.
I wish that I knew if there was any significance to having spikey hair or if it is just bad art (in anime/magna).
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Faith can move mountains. It still can't deflect bullets.
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