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« Reply #820 on: September 29, 2008, 08:27:55 AM » |
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Wish granted! However, it is in the form of pennies (or the equivalant if you live outside the United States).
I wish that I knew which god.
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« Reply #821 on: September 29, 2008, 02:48:24 PM » |
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Wish granted, you are introduced to the god of witches who proceeds to shrink your head.
I wish for a giant CoinStar.
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Currently playing: Forte Lulz, Chaotic EVIL Bard bent on world domination; Canere Potentia, to sing of power.Aralaxax, Warforged Osteomancer, Machines are my people, I wield bones as other wield swords.Randall Gray, she's not sexually confused, honest!Zion "I can make followers, but why bother when people line up for me?"Currently DMing: Real Men Use Their Hands, World's Largest Dungeon "If you can pretend to be a half-orc barbarian or a dwarf wizard then you can pretend to be an alpha male."-Ninjarabbit "The hotel shop only had two decent books, and I'd written both of them."-Douglas Adams " It's funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to." Xander Harris, Buffy the Vampire Slayer |
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« Reply #822 on: September 29, 2008, 03:35:55 PM » |
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granted but it crushes you like Lu Kang's arcade machine fatality.
I wish that pants did not exist.
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« Reply #823 on: September 29, 2008, 04:04:44 PM » |
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Wish granted! Everyone in the world now only uses skirts and the like...
I wish for an alien invasion to happen.
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Darius Stronghand
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Professor Oak can effin' Die
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« Reply #824 on: September 29, 2008, 04:21:49 PM » |
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Wish Granted! Non-U.S.-citizen Canadians invade the United States, sparking the third world war.
I wish I was back in college.
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As far as clerics go... he's gonna be the very best, like no one ever was
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« Reply #825 on: September 29, 2008, 08:03:50 PM » |
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Wish granted! However, since you make the mistake of looking at one of your teachers in a way that might resemble the wrong way, he gets you expeled for sexual stupidity.
I wish that I knew what I was talking about.
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« Reply #826 on: September 29, 2008, 08:11:03 PM » |
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Wish granted, you now speak a dead language known only to yourself.
I wish to be uncrushed.
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Currently playing: Forte Lulz, Chaotic EVIL Bard bent on world domination; Canere Potentia, to sing of power.Aralaxax, Warforged Osteomancer, Machines are my people, I wield bones as other wield swords.Randall Gray, she's not sexually confused, honest!Zion "I can make followers, but why bother when people line up for me?"Currently DMing: Real Men Use Their Hands, World's Largest Dungeon "If you can pretend to be a half-orc barbarian or a dwarf wizard then you can pretend to be an alpha male."-Ninjarabbit "The hotel shop only had two decent books, and I'd written both of them."-Douglas Adams " It's funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to." Xander Harris, Buffy the Vampire Slayer |
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j0lt
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« Reply #827 on: September 30, 2008, 01:37:51 AM » |
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Wish granted. Your now uncrushed body is floating gently down from the clouds at about 10,000 feet. Happy landings!  I wish for immortality. |
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« Reply #828 on: September 30, 2008, 03:41:14 PM » |
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Wish granted! You cannot die by any natural means.
However, after ten thousand years, you discover that you have done everything that could possibly interest you, and spend the rest of eternity trying to find a way to die.
I wish that you'd typed immorality, because that would be more fun to twist.
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« Reply #829 on: September 30, 2008, 04:29:20 PM » |
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Wish granted, but you fail to notice and respond as if he wrote immortality anyway.
I wish for Feather Fall!
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Currently playing: Forte Lulz, Chaotic EVIL Bard bent on world domination; Canere Potentia, to sing of power.Aralaxax, Warforged Osteomancer, Machines are my people, I wield bones as other wield swords.Randall Gray, she's not sexually confused, honest!Zion "I can make followers, but why bother when people line up for me?"Currently DMing: Real Men Use Their Hands, World's Largest Dungeon "If you can pretend to be a half-orc barbarian or a dwarf wizard then you can pretend to be an alpha male."-Ninjarabbit "The hotel shop only had two decent books, and I'd written both of them."-Douglas Adams " It's funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to." Xander Harris, Buffy the Vampire Slayer |
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« Reply #830 on: September 30, 2008, 04:50:34 PM » |
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Wish granted; it rains pillows.
I wish not all wishes would result in immediate injury or death. (Like this one most likely will. >_>)
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« Reply #831 on: September 30, 2008, 04:57:22 PM » |
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Wish granted!
You get the common cold.
I wish that the next person's wish will be harder to twist.
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« Reply #832 on: September 30, 2008, 08:33:06 PM » |
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Wish granted; the next person to wish is Hugo, the serial killer standing right behind you and wishes that he can kill you with his axe. Oh, look, his wish was granted!
I wish for immorality, immortality, and inhumanity
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I make little kids cry
Steady As A Goat
Warning: You may have already been set on fire
Bread does not need a reason
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Elennsar
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« Reply #833 on: September 30, 2008, 10:22:48 PM » |
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Um, I said harder to twist. Hugo's wish fails the test.
Moving on.
Wish granted!
You turn into a demon. For reasons unknown to yourself, you manage to piss off the Lord of All Hell, and spend the rest of eternity tormented.
I wish that someone would write up a character sheet for Hugo.
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« Reply #834 on: September 30, 2008, 10:25:43 PM » |
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Wish granted! You take Pun-pun's sheet and say that it's Hugo's...
I wish for something bad to happen to me.
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« Reply #835 on: September 30, 2008, 10:32:35 PM » |
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Wish granted! You are mistaken for Bill Gates.
And beaten up by angry nerds.
I wish that Hugo would kill Bill Gates and donate all the scumsucker's money to charity, instead of a fraction of a percent of it.
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« Reply #836 on: September 30, 2008, 11:29:30 PM » |
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wish granted; he donates it to the Nader party
I wish for Hugo to kill Ralph Nader
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I make little kids cry
Steady As A Goat
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« Reply #837 on: September 30, 2008, 11:30:24 PM » |
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Wish granted! Ralph Nader returns from the dead as a radioactive zombie. Together with John Wayne, he takes over the world.
I wish that people remembered which wish it was that made Wayne come back as a zombie.
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j0lt
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« Reply #838 on: October 01, 2008, 08:38:56 AM » |
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Wish granted! You cannot die by any natural means.
However, after ten thousand years, you discover that you have done everything that could possibly interest you, and spend the rest of eternity trying to find a way to die.
So my life goes from having all the time in the world to an eternity of living Groundhog Day? Sweet!  Wish granted, but in remembering which wish made John Wayne come back as a zombie, they didn't notice him approaching hungrily... I wish zombies, vampires, and all the other things that go bump in the night were real! |
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« Reply #839 on: October 01, 2008, 08:47:52 AM » |
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Yeah, that's probably not particularly twisted. I know that I'd get a kick out of it, at least for a while. After that, I don't know.
Wish granted!
Unfortunately, in this universe, you're a zombie.
John Wayne takes you as a gay lover.
I wish that I was a meaner person.
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