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« Reply #800 on: September 27, 2008, 08:05:06 PM » |
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Wish granted; but it doesn't save you from erasing yourself from exsistence through several million time paradoxes
I wish I could create paradoxes at will without being effected by them in any way
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I make little kids cry
Steady As A Goat
Warning: You may have already been set on fire
Bread does not need a reason
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« Reply #801 on: September 27, 2008, 08:42:21 PM » |
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Wish granted. You are not effected by any paradoxa. However, they still affect you. Adversely.  I wish to exist again. |
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« Reply #802 on: September 28, 2008, 01:42:28 AM » |
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Wish granted! However, in order to stay alive, you must watch at least four hours of Barney a day.
I wish that all of your bases did belong to me.
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Faith can move mountains. It still can't deflect bullets.
"Communication with humans." is a cross-class skill for me. Please bear this in mind.
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« Reply #803 on: September 28, 2008, 02:03:57 AM » |
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Wish granted; my nuclear launch center blows you to bits
I wish that I was neither affected or effected by my paradoxes
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I make little kids cry
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Bread does not need a reason
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« Reply #804 on: September 28, 2008, 02:07:19 AM » |
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Wish granted! You are obliterated from existance, as the surest way to protect you from the consequences of your paradoxs.
I wish that my computer had twice as much hard drive space.
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Faith can move mountains. It still can't deflect bullets.
"Communication with humans." is a cross-class skill for me. Please bear this in mind.
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« Reply #805 on: September 28, 2008, 03:43:16 AM » |
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Granted! You remove half of the material from the inside of your hard drive with a knife. Makes a nice place to hide the wallet.
I wish that summon elemental monolith allowed for the summoning of an Abe Lincoln elemental.
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« Reply #806 on: September 28, 2008, 06:37:20 AM » |
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Wish granted!
Unfortunately, the DM, in trying to voice it, chokes on a pretzel and dies.
I wish that I knew whether you meant my wallet or yours...
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Faith can move mountains. It still can't deflect bullets.
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Ring-Tailed Lemur
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« Reply #807 on: September 28, 2008, 08:07:16 AM » |
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Wish granted! It IS your wallet, does it make you feel better?
I wish I could imitate the graceful flight of a spotted african sparrow.
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If you\'re an army barber, does that mean you make a living shaving privates?
The definition of Irony: If Terri Irwin drove a Sazuki Stingray
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« Reply #808 on: September 28, 2008, 08:13:40 AM » |
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Wish granted! You are shot by the Liliputian equivalant of a big game hunter.
I wish that I could insult people in Polish.
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Faith can move mountains. It still can't deflect bullets.
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« Reply #809 on: September 28, 2008, 08:19:07 AM » |
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Wish granted! You become the first person to accurately use shoe polish to facilitate swearing, unfortunately you are caught disturbing the peace by grafiti-ing in Singapore doing so and are slapped with a $10000 dollar fine, and you are stripped of all shoe polish you were carrying.
I wish I wasnt made of hats
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If you\'re an army barber, does that mean you make a living shaving privates?
The definition of Irony: If Terri Irwin drove a Sazuki Stingray
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« Reply #810 on: September 28, 2008, 08:46:25 AM » |
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Wish granted; you are now made of John McCain flyers and are beaten to death by Obama extremists
I wish I was less tired
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I make little kids cry
Steady As A Goat
Warning: You may have already been set on fire
Bread does not need a reason
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« Reply #811 on: September 28, 2008, 09:38:03 AM » |
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Wish granted! While driving down the freeway, two of your tyres come free and bounce merrily down the road, causing you to spin out and crash, now you wish you could sleep with your horrible, horrible burns!
I wish that a fish was my favourite dish
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If you\'re an army barber, does that mean you make a living shaving privates?
The definition of Irony: If Terri Irwin drove a Sazuki Stingray
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« Reply #812 on: September 28, 2008, 12:52:08 PM » |
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Wish granted. your favourite dish in now fugu. Specifically, the poisonous parts.
I wish I was as insane as I claim to be.
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« Reply #813 on: September 28, 2008, 02:01:13 PM » |
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Wish granted; but you will never be as insane as meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I wish for the granting of a sausage to be given to King Henry VIII of Norway on July 32, 1892.3AD
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I make little kids cry
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« Reply #814 on: September 28, 2008, 08:23:56 PM » |
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Wish granted! A sausage has been.......ooohhh you said GRANT not graft......Well, now he is the proud owner of 2 sausages.....
I wish people didnt walk slowly when Im in a hurry
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If you\'re an army barber, does that mean you make a living shaving privates?
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« Reply #815 on: September 28, 2008, 09:28:42 PM » |
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Wish granted; people now walk quickly when you are moving slowly
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I make little kids cry
Steady As A Goat
Warning: You may have already been set on fire
Bread does not need a reason
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Pan-Fried Hamster
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« Reply #816 on: September 29, 2008, 12:57:17 AM » |
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I wish you'd wished for something.
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« Reply #817 on: September 29, 2008, 07:32:37 AM » |
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Wish granted; I wish Pan Fried Hamster would die a horrible and sudden death three seconds from now
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I make little kids cry
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« Reply #818 on: September 29, 2008, 07:47:57 AM » |
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Wish granted! However, the demon that did so consumes your mind as payment.
I wish that I had the mind of Sherlock Holmes and the body of a god.
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Faith can move mountains. It still can't deflect bullets.
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« Reply #819 on: September 29, 2008, 08:15:38 AM » |
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Wish granted, you find yourself in the possession of the preserved brain of Sherlock Holmes and the mummified remains of some long forgotten god.
I wish for wealth.
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Currently playing: Forte Lulz, Chaotic EVIL Bard bent on world domination; Canere Potentia, to sing of power.Aralaxax, Warforged Osteomancer, Machines are my people, I wield bones as other wield swords.Randall Gray, she's not sexually confused, honest!Zion "I can make followers, but why bother when people line up for me?"Currently DMing: Real Men Use Their Hands, World's Largest Dungeon "If you can pretend to be a half-orc barbarian or a dwarf wizard then you can pretend to be an alpha male."-Ninjarabbit "The hotel shop only had two decent books, and I'd written both of them."-Douglas Adams " It's funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to." Xander Harris, Buffy the Vampire Slayer |
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