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« Reply #80 on: May 24, 2008, 07:06:46 PM » |
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Wish granted! You are now the ultimate "emo" jedi, with a fully functional lightsaber to cut yourself with. No one can stop you, either.
I wish I knew what to write here.
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« Reply #81 on: May 24, 2008, 07:23:33 PM » |
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Wish granted! You think of the perfect thing to wish for, but when you go to type it your keyboard shorts out, and by the time you've replaced your keyboard you've forgotten the wish.
I wish Diet Mountain Dew didn't taste awful.
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"You must be the change you wish to see in the world." ~Mahatma Gandhi
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« Reply #82 on: May 24, 2008, 08:00:38 PM » |
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Wish granted. It's delicious. And now you're deathly allergic to it. And it causes cancer.
I wish I had really amazing graphical design skills.
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« Reply #83 on: May 24, 2008, 08:57:39 PM » |
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Granted. But all of your work would be used as source for motivators at the Psionic Motivators thread. I wish I could have PhoenixInferno's skills with the words. |
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« Reply #84 on: May 24, 2008, 08:59:13 PM » |
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You gain them. Unfortunately, leprosy has taken your fingers and your tongue.
I wish for every day to have twice as many hours.
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« Reply #85 on: May 24, 2008, 09:08:06 PM » |
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Granted. Every day now has 48 hours. Each hour is now 30 minutes long.
I wish for a pet monkey that has no diseases or unnatural problems. And doesn't throw poo. And doesn't die randomly.
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« Reply #86 on: May 24, 2008, 09:19:10 PM » |
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Granted. But then you find out he was PunPun in disguise, and he banishes you to a random plane.
I wish earn money without working.
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« Reply #87 on: May 24, 2008, 11:15:15 PM » |
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You have an average income of a penny a day.
I wish for a good thing to happen to me with no negative consequences.
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« Reply #88 on: May 25, 2008, 12:44:18 AM » |
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Wish granted. You find a penny. Life's good.
On a totally unrelated note, an anvil falls on you.
I wish my DM won't kill my PC.
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« Reply #89 on: May 25, 2008, 12:53:33 AM » |
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No worries. He likes to leave rape victims alive.
I wish that the world gets worse every day.
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« Reply #90 on: May 25, 2008, 07:08:04 AM » |
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Your wish was granted a long, long time ago.
I wish to be able to breath water and air.
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« Reply #91 on: May 25, 2008, 07:25:59 AM » |
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Wish granted, but you lost the ability to drink water and you die a slow and painful death pf dehydration.... I wish I were a Rockstar  |
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'DnD is not a game; it is a membership in a tribe that I joined long ago.'
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« Reply #92 on: May 25, 2008, 07:43:24 AM » |
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Wish Granted. You were Elvis Presley. We know how that ended. :wink
I wish to have the spellcasting ability of a 20th level cleric.
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« Reply #93 on: May 25, 2008, 08:07:25 AM » |
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Wish Granted. Although it took you some time to get to lvl 20, so you now have only 1 second left to live...
I wish I could create my own sun
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'DnD is not a game; it is a membership in a tribe that I joined long ago.'
Stupidity should be painful!
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« Reply #94 on: May 25, 2008, 09:10:51 AM » |
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I wish I could create my own sun
Wish Granted. You create a new sun in your room. You and the planet are sucked into it's powerful gravity and obliterated. I wish America would get a president who isn't an idiot and/or self-centered. |
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It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.
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« Reply #95 on: May 25, 2008, 09:12:18 AM » |
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Your wish is granted. Unfortunately, said president is insane, and begins poking the big red button.
I wish for gnomes to stay far away from me.
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« Reply #96 on: May 25, 2008, 09:19:13 AM » |
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Wish granted. Gnomes stay far far away from you, you outcast of gnome society. That's right. You're a gnome now.
I wish people knew how to drive.
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« Reply #97 on: May 25, 2008, 09:30:30 AM » |
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Each person is granted the ability to drive like Dale Earnheardt. Unfortunately, each also believes in "wrecking racing" to get to work.
I wish to live in Eden.
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« Reply #98 on: May 25, 2008, 09:37:48 AM » |
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Each person is granted the ability to drive like Dale Earnheardt. Unfortunately, each also believes in "wrecking racing" to get to work.
I wish to live in Eden.
Wish Granted! You now live in Eden, New York I wish to drive a monster truck. (yes, I know this will end badly.  ) |
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It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.
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« Reply #99 on: May 25, 2008, 09:18:50 PM » |
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I wish to drive a monster truck. (yes, I know this will end badly. ) (You see it coming a mile away, Reflex save.) You drive a truck which is a CR 90 monster in truck shape, a horrible cybernetic beast which promptly devours you, and goes out to wreck the world. I wish I never failed my saving throws. |
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