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« Reply #660 on: September 01, 2008, 05:12:22 PM » |
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Hwish granted; people spam the boards with them, causing the collapse of the brilliant gameologists website
I wish for life to be more like zork
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Meg
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« Reply #661 on: September 03, 2008, 06:44:46 PM » |
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Wish granted! You go to the bathroom and are eaten by a grue. (Too easy?) I wish I always felt perfectly rested and was completely healthy with only 3 hours of sleep a night. And also- just for Kai-- check out the smilie list:  |
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« Reply #662 on: September 03, 2008, 07:02:32 PM » |
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Wish Granted! You are now a completely healthy pygmy elephant, needing only 2-4 hours of sleep to feel rested.
I wish that Meg wasn't an elephant anymore.
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« Reply #663 on: September 03, 2008, 07:10:53 PM » |
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Wish granted; she is killed by ivory hunters and gets resurrected as a jumbo shrimp (sorry Meg!)
I wish that I did not have to write this essay and not writing did not effect my grade.
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« Reply #664 on: September 03, 2008, 08:20:33 PM » |
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Wish Granted! You are summarily arrested and imprisoned for your collection of porn, all of which has become illegal in your area. You no longer attend school, and are exempt from any of its assignments.
I wish I hadn't made Meg into a pygmy elephant earlier.
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TheWordSlinger
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« Reply #665 on: September 03, 2008, 11:00:13 PM » |
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Wish granted, you instead turned her into a fully grown normal Elephant, and she's angry...
I wish for the Flobots and Rage Against the Machine to play a show at my college that I can afford to attend.
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Currently playing: Forte Lulz, Chaotic EVIL Bard bent on world domination; Canere Potentia, to sing of power.Aralaxax, Warforged Osteomancer, Machines are my people, I wield bones as other wield swords.Randall Gray, she's not sexually confused, honest!Zion "I can make followers, but why bother when people line up for me?"Currently DMing: Real Men Use Their Hands, World's Largest Dungeon "If you can pretend to be a half-orc barbarian or a dwarf wizard then you can pretend to be an alpha male."-Ninjarabbit "The hotel shop only had two decent books, and I'd written both of them."-Douglas Adams " It's funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to." Xander Harris, Buffy the Vampire Slayer |
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« Reply #666 on: September 04, 2008, 07:23:03 AM » |
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wish granted; they play "Eyes Of The Tiger" as their only song and take out the AWESOME guitar solo at the beginning.
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I make little kids cry
Steady As A Goat
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Bread does not need a reason
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Kai
(rhymes with pie)
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« Reply #667 on: September 04, 2008, 04:39:14 PM » |
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*donates emissary666's unused wish to the Make A Wish Foundation*
I wish I had a chocolate cupcake the size of a basketball.
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"You must be the change you wish to see in the world." ~Mahatma Gandhi
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« Reply #668 on: September 04, 2008, 04:46:58 PM » |
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Wish Granted! It's also the shape, color, flavor and texture of a basketball. A used one. Yum.
I wish I were smart.
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« Reply #669 on: September 04, 2008, 05:03:41 PM » |
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Wish granted; you were smart, now you are not
I wish for a tin of infinite Oreos!
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I make little kids cry
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« Reply #670 on: September 04, 2008, 06:58:32 PM » |
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Wish granted. Unfortunately, the tin is wielded shut and no power can open it without dispeling the charm of infinite oreos.
I wish to be extremely lucky.
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Currently playing: Forte Lulz, Chaotic EVIL Bard bent on world domination; Canere Potentia, to sing of power.Aralaxax, Warforged Osteomancer, Machines are my people, I wield bones as other wield swords.Randall Gray, she's not sexually confused, honest!Zion "I can make followers, but why bother when people line up for me?"Currently DMing: Real Men Use Their Hands, World's Largest Dungeon "If you can pretend to be a half-orc barbarian or a dwarf wizard then you can pretend to be an alpha male."-Ninjarabbit "The hotel shop only had two decent books, and I'd written both of them."-Douglas Adams " It's funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to." Xander Harris, Buffy the Vampire Slayer |
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« Reply #671 on: September 04, 2008, 07:21:38 PM » |
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Wish Granted! You 'get lucky' again and again until you contract a nasty STD, and no one wants to play anymore.
I wish to be a dolphin!
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« Reply #672 on: September 04, 2008, 07:33:54 PM » |
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Wish granted, after happily swimming along for a few hours, you get hungry. So you decide to eat some of those tasty tuna you see swimming in that shadowy area...
Long story short, I hope you like mayonnaise...
I wish that all events involving chance work out in my favor...
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Currently playing: Forte Lulz, Chaotic EVIL Bard bent on world domination; Canere Potentia, to sing of power.Aralaxax, Warforged Osteomancer, Machines are my people, I wield bones as other wield swords.Randall Gray, she's not sexually confused, honest!Zion "I can make followers, but why bother when people line up for me?"Currently DMing: Real Men Use Their Hands, World's Largest Dungeon "If you can pretend to be a half-orc barbarian or a dwarf wizard then you can pretend to be an alpha male."-Ninjarabbit "The hotel shop only had two decent books, and I'd written both of them."-Douglas Adams " It's funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to." Xander Harris, Buffy the Vampire Slayer |
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« Reply #673 on: September 04, 2008, 10:09:57 PM » |
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Wish granted; you are arrested for cheating at slots and due to a clerical error, you are placed in a maximum security prison.
I wish school didn't suck.
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I make little kids cry
Steady As A Goat
Warning: You may have already been set on fire
Bread does not need a reason
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« Reply #674 on: September 05, 2008, 09:02:08 AM » |
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Wish granted, now it blows.
I wish to be teleported from my prison cell to a low population tropical island.
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Currently playing: Forte Lulz, Chaotic EVIL Bard bent on world domination; Canere Potentia, to sing of power.Aralaxax, Warforged Osteomancer, Machines are my people, I wield bones as other wield swords.Randall Gray, she's not sexually confused, honest!Zion "I can make followers, but why bother when people line up for me?"Currently DMing: Real Men Use Their Hands, World's Largest Dungeon "If you can pretend to be a half-orc barbarian or a dwarf wizard then you can pretend to be an alpha male."-Ninjarabbit "The hotel shop only had two decent books, and I'd written both of them."-Douglas Adams " It's funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to." Xander Harris, Buffy the Vampire Slayer |
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« Reply #675 on: September 05, 2008, 11:46:21 AM » |
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Wish Granted! The island is also rocky and low in resources. The natives look hungry...
I wish I could find my favorite pocketknife.
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Irthos Levethix
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« Reply #676 on: September 05, 2008, 12:10:31 PM » |
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Wish granted! ITS IN YOUR EYE!!!!! Man, that sucks.
I wish I was at home, sleeping.
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Run, my pretty little chunks of XP!! - Belkar Bitterleaf
92% Tactician 83% Method Actor 75% Min/Maxer Thats 250% of Gamer, bitches!
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« Reply #677 on: September 05, 2008, 03:51:35 PM » |
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Wish granted; you are put into a coma and are drag home by family and friends, you remain in this state for the rest of your life.
I wish the Ricky Gervais Show would make a forth season
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I make little kids cry
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« Reply #678 on: September 06, 2008, 11:28:10 AM » |
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Wish Granted! It does, and remains in complete and utter obscurity.
I wish I had a prehensile tail, just like Sunic.
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Run, my pretty little chunks of XP!! - Belkar Bitterleaf
92% Tactician 83% Method Actor 75% Min/Maxer Thats 250% of Gamer, bitches!
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« Reply #679 on: September 06, 2008, 11:33:40 AM » |
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Wish granted! Unfortunately, since you aren't used to controlling an additional appendage, you inadvertently strangle yourself.
I wish I hadn't spent the past two hours on the intrawebz.
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