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« Reply #620 on: August 09, 2008, 06:00:49 AM » |
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Wish Granted, PM me some time.
I wish for a left shoe
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emissary666
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« Reply #621 on: August 09, 2008, 06:30:40 AM » |
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Wish granted; it is firmly planted up your arse, by me (thanks for letting me hate you!)
I wish for the Middle East to become a happy land of joy and peace, where children play and there is no hate or war and for all of that violence to be transfered to Australia, for them to be doomed to civil war.
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I make little kids cry
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« Reply #622 on: August 10, 2008, 04:15:22 PM » |
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Wish granted; it is firmly planted up your arse, by me (thanks for letting me hate you!)
I wish for the Middle East to become a happy land of joy and peace, where children play and there is no hate or war and for all of that violence to be transfered to Australia, for them to be doomed to civil war.
Granted: The magnetic poles of the earth shift, and now australia has been aligned in rotation where the middle east once was. The amonts of changes to the climate and weather patterns on the planet will extinguish nearly all life. Nice work. I wish I hadn't made that comment earlier about batman being shitty before actually seeing the movie. Turned out to be pretty good after all! |
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« Reply #623 on: August 11, 2008, 11:10:44 AM » |
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Wish granted; your comment is changed to batman being good, and now you think the movie is shitty
I wish for someone else to have a wish
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I make little kids cry
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« Reply #624 on: August 14, 2008, 11:18:19 AM » |
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Wish granted.
I wish for a normal, non-vorpal, birthday cake.
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« Reply #625 on: August 14, 2008, 01:39:36 PM » |
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wish granted; it gives you a tape worm
I wish for another screening of Halloween at my local cinema.
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« Reply #626 on: August 14, 2008, 02:33:46 PM » |
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Wish Granted, but there is a projector malfunction, The whole place including you burns to the ground.
I wish for coffee money
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« Reply #627 on: August 14, 2008, 05:20:39 PM » |
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Wish granted; coffee becomes an illegal drug and you are shot to death by the DEA.
I wish that everyone who thinks that fourth edition dungeons and dragons is good gets beaten to death by 4E PHB
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« Reply #628 on: August 14, 2008, 09:40:28 PM » |
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Wish granted! When the 4E PHB is done with all three of them (  ), it comes after you! I wish that I was able to use the intarweb on breaks at work again. |
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« Reply #629 on: August 14, 2008, 10:10:21 PM » |
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wish granted; your boss gives you a "intarweb", an notice that you no longer have vacations, weekends, holidays, breaks, personal days, hours off, or bathroom breaks
I wish for something to wish for
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« Reply #630 on: August 14, 2008, 10:16:33 PM » |
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Wish granted! You wish you died. Robin Williams, as the Genie, makes it absolutely hilarious though, if that's any consolation.
I wish for a tropical jungle to jump into outer space to collide with a nearby asteroid, thus averting Earth's utter annihilation.
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« Reply #631 on: August 15, 2008, 09:26:31 AM » |
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Wish Granted, Though the loss of that many trees makes it impossible to breath: World lives, we die.
I wish for a tea spoon.
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« Reply #632 on: August 15, 2008, 09:58:14 AM » |
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Wish Granted, Though the loss of that many trees makes it impossible to breath: World lives, we die.
I wish for a tea spoon.
Wish granted. You were so happy getting the spoon, you didn't see the rock in front of you. YOu trip over it and stab yourself in the eye with the spoon. I wish people would really get educated about the environment instead of just spewing greenie propaganda (yes, DJ, this is directed at you for your "impossible to breathe" comment) like last night's vomit. |
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« Reply #633 on: August 15, 2008, 10:10:01 AM » |
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Wish Granted, People no longer spew propaganda, just the vomit, It is a much dirtier world...thanks.
I wish for my eye to be fixed.
(Also, I just thought of a quick fix, or a stereotype)
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« Reply #634 on: August 15, 2008, 10:40:28 AM » |
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Wish granted; your eye gets sprayed
I wish for a dead fly
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I make little kids cry
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« Reply #635 on: August 17, 2008, 12:08:22 PM » |
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Wish granted. Someone Polymorphs you into a fly and kills you with a flyswatter.
I wish for a typo.
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Prime32
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« Reply #636 on: August 17, 2008, 03:47:21 PM » |
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Wish granted: You receive a type.
I wish for Sunic_Flames and aelrynth to switch bodies.
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« Reply #637 on: August 17, 2008, 05:30:44 PM » |
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Wish granted. The Earth vanishes in a massive improbability event as logic and anti-logic meets.
I wish for weekends to last for 7 days and have 48 hours per day.
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« Reply #638 on: August 17, 2008, 05:58:04 PM » |
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Wish Granted! You now have to work split-shifts on weekends.
I wish that everyone understood what I say.
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« Reply #639 on: August 17, 2008, 07:02:04 PM » |
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Wish granted; you now have corprolallia too.
I wish for this wish not to be granted, the granting of which brings me delicious non-existent cake
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