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« Reply #60 on: May 23, 2008, 01:47:21 PM » |
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Wish Granted: The dollars you get are undamaged and real, but they are unfortunately not a valid payment currency
Ha. I was pretty close. At least nothing bad happened to me. |
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« Reply #61 on: May 23, 2008, 01:48:34 PM » |
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Wish Granted: The dollars you get are undamaged and real, but they are unfortunately not a valid payment currency
Ha. I was pretty close. At least nothing bad happened to me. The dollars turn into a grue, and... well, I think you can guess. |
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« Reply #62 on: May 23, 2008, 01:53:43 PM » |
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Wish granted! Your life turns into a single photography of an absolutely perfect moment in a life. You wont be able to interact anymore, though.
I wish for the power to undo the effects I don't like from my own wishes.
You gain that power. However, it also undoes all of the good effects from those wishes, too. I wish for a giant bouncy castle. |
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« Reply #63 on: May 23, 2008, 01:59:22 PM » |
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Wish granted! You are instantly transported to 1324 and are the king of a small domain in Western Europe. Your castle, however, is an inflatable, bouncy castle and your enemies immediately attack and within seconds, destroy your entire kingdom... and you.
I wish I could eat all the cake I wanted with no side affects or weight gain or health issues.
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« Reply #64 on: May 23, 2008, 02:23:40 PM » |
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Wish granted! However, the cake had the same wish, with humans as the subject...
I wish something horrible happen to me.
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« Reply #65 on: May 23, 2008, 02:42:01 PM » |
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Wish granted. You lose all memory of RP, but it also winds up to save your social life, while taking away your enjoyment of roleplaying.
I wish I mastered all the combos in Tekken 5.
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Ja vuosia myöhemmin
kalvas kaksikko lattialla motellin tihrustelee,
kun sama keiju katossa leijailee.
Kyselevät: "Mikä päivä nyt on?
Tiedätkö sen?"
Kuiskaten laulaa keiju:
"Tämän elämän viimeinen."
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« Reply #66 on: May 23, 2008, 02:44:05 PM » |
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Wish granted! Your thumbs are reduced to bleeding, blistered, gangrenous masses, however.
I wish for a good tomato crop this summer, without any sort of mutant zombie tomatoes, locusts, or exploding tomatoes like last year.
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« Reply #67 on: May 23, 2008, 02:52:26 PM » |
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Wish granted! Your tomato crop is the king of all tomato crops to exist ever. It is then that the tomato-consuming industries all go bankrupt as a new-tomato free diet craze sweeps the nation, rendering your crop pointless.
I wish I had a paid, stable job. Really, any job will do.
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« Reply #68 on: May 23, 2008, 02:57:01 PM » |
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Grab a shovel, and hit that manure pile, cause you do now! I hope you know how to curry a horse, also. You can pick up your five bucks at the end of the week.
I wish Charlie Brown had hit that football just once...
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« Reply #69 on: May 23, 2008, 03:03:31 PM » |
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He succeeds, but like Gramatica, shatters his tendons in the process and can never walk again.
I wish for a fleet of buxom blondes.
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« Reply #70 on: May 24, 2008, 12:47:13 AM » |
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I wish for a fleet of buxom blondes.
You have 7 beautiful blond girlfriends who all find out you've been cheating on them. You wake up shackled to a wall in horrible pain as you realize your manliness has been ripped out and cuts have been made surgically along major arteries(one of them was a nurse) and you see the 7 of them wave to you as you are left to bleed to death. (Sorry Strato, but never underestimate the power of evil females, especially in multiples) I wish I had a new car. |
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« Reply #71 on: May 24, 2008, 12:50:14 AM » |
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Wish granted. You had a brand new car. It was unfortunately one of the victims of Nox_Noctis' pet rhino (see page 3). The back half has been crushed and the stains and smells will never wash out.
I wish my body could survive indefinitely without food, air, or water, and without wasting away or being randomly decomposed in some other unforseen manner.
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« Reply #72 on: May 24, 2008, 01:18:04 AM » |
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Wish Granted! You are sealed in a stasis capsule where your body will survive essentially for eternity. Your sanity, on the other hand, as you lie in a coma, deteriorates rapidly and you wish only for a swift death to save you from your bodily prison.
I wish my rhinoceros would behave himself.
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« Reply #73 on: May 24, 2008, 01:27:45 AM » |
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Wish Granted! You are sealed in a stasis capsule where your body will survive essentially for eternity. Your sanity, on the other hand, as you lie in a coma, deteriorates rapidly and you wish only for a swift death to save you from your bodily prison.
I wish my rhinoceros would behave himself.
Your Rhinoceros becomes intelligent and well behaved and goes on to attend Harvard. However, it ceases to refer to you as its master as it is far more intelligent than you(getting a PhD and proposing new theories about scientific topics ranging from Astrophysics to intramolecular forces of atoms to Microbiology) and even goes so far as to file a restraining order against you. I wish I never had to pay for food. |
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« Reply #74 on: May 24, 2008, 01:30:50 AM » |
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Wish granted. You are now homeless and poor. No one will ever give you even a penny again. You must steal to live, and eventully even that fails as the police arrest you for shoplifting. You are summarily killed in prison before given your first meal.
I wish I had a PhD in my name, that belonged to me, that I earned, without doing any work, in any way shape or form, for it.
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« Reply #75 on: May 24, 2008, 01:32:19 AM » |
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Wish Granted! Your parents named you ZaPhD. You are ostracized as a child because of your weird name and people look at you skeptically at job interviews. As a result, you fail to pay your bills and are imprisoned for tax evasion.
I wish to have meat ray vision.
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« Reply #76 on: May 24, 2008, 01:39:14 AM » |
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I wish to have meat ray vision.
Wish granted! You gain the ability to see meat rays. I hope that works out well for you. I wish I had a cool pet that was obedient to me. |
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« Reply #77 on: May 24, 2008, 10:55:13 AM » |
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I wish my body could survive indefinitely without food, air, or water, and without wasting away or being randomly decomposed in some other unforseen manner. I just wanted to give an alternate response to this: Your body survives, but your mind is ejected from it, leaving you a tortured ghost. |
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My workDeviantArtCurrent gamesThe tier system in a nutshell: Tier 6: A cartographer. Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman. Tier 4: An expert marksman. Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left. Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy. Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
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« Reply #78 on: May 24, 2008, 10:57:40 AM » |
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I wish I had a cool pet that was obedient to me. Wish granted: You are infected with a parasite which freezes people from the inside out as part of its metabolism. It is completely obedient to you, however. I wish for the ability to fly under my own power, at a speed of my choosing, with perfect control and no dangerous effects, without being changed in any way other than gaining the ability to fly. |
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My workDeviantArtCurrent gamesThe tier system in a nutshell: Tier 6: A cartographer. Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman. Tier 4: An expert marksman. Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left. Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy. Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
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« Reply #79 on: May 24, 2008, 02:00:40 PM » |
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I wish for the ability to fly under my own power, at a speed of my choosing, with perfect control and no dangerous effects, without being changed in any way other than gaining the ability to fly.
You gain the ability to run away("fly") at a speed of your choosing with perfect control using nothing but your own two legs. However, your frame of vision does not keep up with your superhuman speed and you trip over a loose rock and fly into a brick wall being killed by the momentum. Though running itself has no dangerous effects, not paying close attention to your surroundings does. I wish to be the ultimate unstoppable Dark Jedi with a fully functional lightsaber. |
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