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« Reply #580 on: August 01, 2008, 09:07:46 PM » |
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Wish Granted! She does, but he is run over by Austin Powers. After she is informed of his death, her entire house is tipped backward into a pit of fire as Doctor Evil presses the button with her name on it.
I wish the third Austin Powers didn't suck so much.
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« Reply #581 on: August 02, 2008, 10:52:44 AM » |
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wish granted; it now sucks .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% less
I wish that the AVP films were based on the games
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« Reply #582 on: August 02, 2008, 04:35:26 PM » |
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Wish Granted! Most people storm of out the theaters because of character death screens and the frequently repeated "scenes" that ensue.
I wish we finally had the :shifty smiley.
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« Reply #583 on: August 02, 2008, 05:39:02 PM » |
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 Wish Granted! But it's been stolen and will probably cause the boards to get closed down due to legal hassles. I wish I hadn't done that. |
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« Reply #584 on: August 03, 2008, 01:03:59 PM » |
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Wish granted; I did it instead
I wish for a Halo game that didn't suck
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« Reply #585 on: August 03, 2008, 01:21:10 PM » |
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Wish granted. None of the Halo games suck. On an unrelated note, you get torn apart by rabid fanboys (including yours truly) for implying the Halo games sucked.
I wish for ice cream.
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« Reply #586 on: August 03, 2008, 05:52:20 PM » |
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Wish granted. You now possess a carton of cream that has been frozen.
I wish I didn't have to work right now.
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« Reply #587 on: August 03, 2008, 05:55:55 PM » |
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Wish granted; you are fired and blacklisted from every job, charity, and welfare. You starve to death in a small cardboard box
I wish that everyone else would agree with me that Harry Potter is the worst book series the world has ever had the shame to bear.
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« Reply #588 on: August 03, 2008, 06:30:32 PM » |
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Wish Granted! The fabric of reality tears as the thinking of so many people shifts at once from disliking other book series to disliking the Harry Potter series. I wish everyone would just keep my opinions to themselves  . |
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« Reply #589 on: August 03, 2008, 08:34:14 PM » |
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Wish granted; now all of your thoughts are constantly broadcast. No body says anything about them, but you are slapped a lot, pervert.
I wish for my corpse to be attached to a missile that will be launched at mexico in Operation: Closed Borders
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« Reply #590 on: August 03, 2008, 09:18:31 PM » |
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Wish granted. Ahnold shoots you and you find that you don't really care what happens to your corpse after that bullet to the brain.
I wish my players in the PbP campaign would hurry up and post their characters...
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« Reply #591 on: August 03, 2008, 09:57:11 PM » |
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Wish Granted! After reading a five dozen Pun-Puns and realizing that your players fail to understand concept such as "game balance" or "one" character, you come to the conclusion that this isn't the game for you. You become a regular person. Years later, you realize your mistake when nerds rule the world and subjugate you.
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Sirperry
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Pbbbbth !
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« Reply #592 on: August 03, 2008, 11:13:24 PM » |
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Bwa ha ha ! I knew we could do it !
Hey didn't you forget to make a wish ?
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« Reply #593 on: August 04, 2008, 01:04:29 AM » |
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"Forget" is such a funny word. I was simply basking in our newfound glory. But if you insist, I wish I was a pineapple (this wish prompted by a Pineapple Express commercial). |
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« Reply #594 on: August 04, 2008, 01:54:34 AM » |
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Wish granted. You are subsequently stuffed up Hitler's butt (stupid but vaguely hilarious movie).
I wish... I wish people will stop screaming into the phone. You may be deaf, but I am not. My sensitive hearing thanks you.
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« Reply #595 on: August 04, 2008, 06:02:51 AM » |
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Wish granted; you wish that people would stop shouting into the phone, but the actually wish was delegated to FEMA\
I wish for a Norwegian Blue parrot
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Pbbbbth !
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« Reply #596 on: August 05, 2008, 11:17:15 PM » |
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Wish granted !
It is, however, dead. And the guy at the pet shop wont return it, he insists that it is asleep. He speaks in a funny British accent.
I wish for truth in advertising.
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« Reply #597 on: August 05, 2008, 11:23:16 PM » |
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Granted! Except no one wants to buy anything and the economy collapses on itself.
I wish I had money so I could just go to college and not work.
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She has come to steal your sanity with just one glanceSacrapos - At First Glance, Eluveitie |
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« Reply #598 on: August 06, 2008, 01:33:08 PM » |
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Wish granted; you fail collage and cannot find work anywhere
I wish for THE SPANISH INQUISITION!
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« Reply #599 on: August 06, 2008, 02:56:49 PM » |
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Wish granted. It comes so unexpectedly that you get a heart attack from the shock.
I wish to summon a Sarrukh.
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