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« Reply #540 on: July 31, 2008, 06:31:36 PM » |
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Wish granted. They take it anyway, 'cause they're douchebags.
I wish to be a Scaled One of Toril.
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« Reply #541 on: July 31, 2008, 09:46:06 PM » |
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Wish granted; you are killed by crocodile hunters who wandered into fantasy.
I wish to contract necrotizing fasciitis and leprosy and not die from either or suffer any debilitating effects from the necrotizing fasciitis other than necrosis.
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I make little kids cry
Steady As A Goat
Warning: You may have already been set on fire
Bread does not need a reason
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« Reply #542 on: July 31, 2008, 09:54:25 PM » |
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Wish Granted, You contract said diseases and your health is in no way negatively effected by them, To bad people are so repulsed by you no one ever talks to you again.
I still Wish for Pain Killers...
Maybe I am Addicted?
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« Reply #543 on: July 31, 2008, 10:07:49 PM » |
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Wish granted, you acquire a team of mercenaries whose sole goal is to kill one named "Pain."
I wish to be able to bend the fabric of space-time without ripping it.
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Currently playing: Forte Lulz, Chaotic EVIL Bard bent on world domination; Canere Potentia, to sing of power.Aralaxax, Warforged Osteomancer, Machines are my people, I wield bones as other wield swords.Randall Gray, she's not sexually confused, honest!Zion "I can make followers, but why bother when people line up for me?"Currently DMing: Real Men Use Their Hands, World's Largest Dungeon "If you can pretend to be a half-orc barbarian or a dwarf wizard then you can pretend to be an alpha male."-Ninjarabbit "The hotel shop only had two decent books, and I'd written both of them."-Douglas Adams " It's funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to." Xander Harris, Buffy the Vampire Slayer |
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« Reply #544 on: July 31, 2008, 10:14:05 PM » |
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Wish Granted! It doesn't rip, it snaps. Elasticity only lasts so long, you know.
I wish for red, horizontal barracuda mobiles (no, I'm not sure what that means).
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« Reply #545 on: July 31, 2008, 10:37:12 PM » |
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Wish granted. However, since you can't figure out what a red, horizontal barracuda mobile is, you're unable to make any use of them.
I wish for pie.
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« Reply #546 on: July 31, 2008, 10:43:09 PM » |
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Wish Granted! You get laid. Unfortunately, it's trans-sexual pie. You go into shock and become comatose.  I wish making people go comatose as a result of wishes wasn't so fun. |
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« Reply #547 on: July 31, 2008, 11:25:53 PM » |
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Wish Granted1 You are wracked with remorse every time you do so, but are unable to stop yourself.
I wish I had a nice sword.
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« Reply #548 on: July 31, 2008, 11:29:35 PM » |
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Wish granted. You have a piece of cardboard cut out into the shape of a sword. It's very nice to you.
I wish I could just play games all day instead of work.
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People usually think that I've lost my mind. I haven't lost it, I know exactly where it is: the gutter.
My body is a temple. That is why I make chocolate sacrifices in it every day. |
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« Reply #549 on: July 31, 2008, 11:32:21 PM » |
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Wish Granted! You die of starvation. Thanks for playing. I wish I became comatose every time I granted a wish. |
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Meg
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Are you rapier than me?
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« Reply #550 on: July 31, 2008, 11:32:57 PM » |
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I wish I could just play games all day instead of work.
Me too. Yeah, yeah, I'm screwing up the game, but +1. + fucking 1. |
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This is my angry voice. Text written in red, by me, is an official moderator "suggestion" Want to meet me or the other Gameologists? Check out where we'll be on the Conventions, Meetups and Events board!
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« Reply #551 on: July 31, 2008, 11:33:41 PM » |
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Wish Granted! You die of starvation. Thanks for playing. I wish I became comatose every time I granted a wish. Wish granted. No one can tell the difference. I wish for a pony. |
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« Reply #552 on: July 31, 2008, 11:34:48 PM » |
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I love you, Meg.
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People usually think that I've lost my mind. I haven't lost it, I know exactly where it is: the gutter.
My body is a temple. That is why I make chocolate sacrifices in it every day. |
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« Reply #553 on: July 31, 2008, 11:36:14 PM » |
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Wish Granted! You receive a My Little Pony replicant (a la Blade Runner) I wish for a gourd. (Now, Meg are we gonna hafta sic Kai on you?....  ) |
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« Reply #554 on: July 31, 2008, 11:45:39 PM » |
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Wish Granted! Thankfully, you're out of it (yes, you're out of your gourd). Unfortunately, everyone else is trapped inside. I wish aftercrescent's witty granting didn't sting so much.  |
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« Reply #555 on: July 31, 2008, 11:50:18 PM » |
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Wish granted. It now BURNS! Because he burned you so bad it was good!  I wish that the asshole who was spamming BG was right in front of me so I could shove my foot up his ass. |
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People usually think that I've lost my mind. I haven't lost it, I know exactly where it is: the gutter.
My body is a temple. That is why I make chocolate sacrifices in it every day. |
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« Reply #556 on: July 31, 2008, 11:53:28 PM » |
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Wish Granted! You don't really know where your foot is now though because he's a huge ass... he has a huge ass... the world is full of sprinkles! I wish I could have an ice pack. (Who are we talking about, by the way? EDIT: Nevermind, Agita just linked me to this: http://brilliantgameologists.com/boards/index.php?action=profile;u=590;sa=showPosts) |
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« Reply #557 on: July 31, 2008, 11:54:25 PM » |
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Wish granted. It's dry ice.
I wish for a Wonka Bar.
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« Reply #558 on: July 31, 2008, 11:55:46 PM » |
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I think they are referring to Anonymouz
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« Reply #559 on: August 01, 2008, 12:01:20 AM » |
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Wish Granted! It contains a golden ticket, even! You're invited to the Wonka factory where you are anally raped, then killed and dropped into the chocolate river to become part of various Wonka products, all while Wonka smiles.
I wish for a dessert of unexpected and undefinable proportions.
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