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« Reply #460 on: July 16, 2008, 05:24:28 AM » |
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Aftercrescent arrives. Unfortunately, the only deck he brought with him was ChannelBall. Magic players get this. [/quote] He might as well... He has a deck with Vigor in it, and if I don't get rid of that card immediately, the game is over.  |
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People usually think that I've lost my mind. I haven't lost it, I know exactly where it is: the gutter.
My body is a temple. That is why I make chocolate sacrifices in it every day. |
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emissary666
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« Reply #461 on: July 16, 2008, 07:48:19 AM » |
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Wish granted; as you travel backwards, you become younger and forget future knowledge, you eventually travel out of exsistence.
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I make little kids cry
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Kai
(rhymes with pie)
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Donkey Kong
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Don't panic!
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« Reply #462 on: July 16, 2008, 08:59:47 PM » |
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Wish granted; as you travel backwards, you become younger and forget future knowledge, you eventually travel out of exsistence.
...I see my wish granting duties have already been taken care of so... I wish I was great at art of some kind (sculpture, painting, etc.). |
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"You must be the change you wish to see in the world." ~Mahatma Gandhi
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Callix
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« Reply #463 on: July 16, 2008, 09:06:10 PM » |
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...I see my wish granting duties have already been taken care of so...
I wish I was great at art of some kind (sculpture, painting, etc.).
Wish granted! With your newfound skill at marble sculpture, you attempt a colossal abstract piece. Unfortunately, your skill at constructing scaffolding has suffered, and your masterpiece falls on you, uncompleted. I wish I had someone to play Super Smash Bros. Brawl with. |
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I know gameology-fu.
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« Reply #464 on: July 16, 2008, 09:18:27 PM » |
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Wish granted; your Wii gains super human intelligence and plays SSB with you. Its knowledge of everything in the game makes it win at all times until it becomes bored with you and decides to kill you I wish for POWERTHIRST |
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« Reply #465 on: July 17, 2008, 01:43:05 AM » |
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Wish Granted! You have so many babies! Four-hundred babies! You are then arrested for failing to pay alimony to your four-hundred partners.
I wish to run as fast as bull [/end Russian accent].
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« Reply #466 on: July 17, 2008, 02:53:22 AM » |
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Wish Granted! Unfortunately, the bull gets his wish and runs faster than a bull.
I wish I had game.
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« Reply #467 on: July 17, 2008, 04:02:21 AM » |
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Wish Granted! You have play-by-post games you can apply to.
Can I has minions? (I wish I could has minions.)
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lotofsnow
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« Reply #468 on: July 17, 2008, 08:20:25 AM » |
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Wish granted! You have all of my minions you could wish for... which is many more than you can handle. You are quickly overcome.
I wish this coffee was stronger.
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« Reply #469 on: July 17, 2008, 10:35:28 AM » |
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Wish Granted! It's actually Chuck Norris in disguise! He kills you even before the surprise round begins.
I wish the upper registry of my voice wasn't so limited (bass here).
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« Reply #470 on: July 17, 2008, 11:00:27 AM » |
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Wish granted! Along with a broader vocal range, you develop full breasts, child-bearing hips, and a confused sexual identity.
I wish I knew who pilfered my Players Handbook and Player's Handbook 2 so I can retrieve them and join a 3.5 pbp game.
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« Reply #471 on: July 17, 2008, 12:13:31 PM » |
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Wish Granted! You succeeded on your Spot check to notice them stealing it. Of course, they still stole it with their Sleight of Hand check, so it doesn't much matter, especially considering they also stole all of your equipment, clothing, and pride. I wish I wasn't so (apparently sexually) confused.  |
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« Reply #472 on: July 17, 2008, 03:41:47 PM » |
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Wish Granted! You're now a fully realized hermaphrodite and can have endless hours of fun, all by yourself!
I wish that I was done.
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Dan2
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« Reply #473 on: July 17, 2008, 04:39:02 PM » |
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Wish Granted! The cannibals stick a fork in you as they heft you away from the fire just to be sure.
I wish I couldn't be restrained.
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« Reply #474 on: July 17, 2008, 05:14:56 PM » |
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Wish Granted! You break out of the asylum and are shot by police. No bonds could hold you, so you have been set free.
I wish my sleep pattern would return to normal... (going to bed in the mid-afternoon, waking up in the late evening...)
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« Reply #475 on: July 17, 2008, 06:25:50 PM » |
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Wish granted; your normal sleeping pattern is one minute of deep sleep everyhour on the hour I wish to know what Old Greg is from |
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I make little kids cry
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Dan2
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« Reply #476 on: July 17, 2008, 06:51:18 PM » |
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Wish Granted! However, the creatures of the far realms don't take kindly to your snooping and quickly drive you insane... then kill you.
I wish I always knew the truth.
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« Reply #477 on: July 17, 2008, 10:18:40 PM » |
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Wish granted; unfortunately, there are certain governments that do not want anybody to know the truth. You end up dying like JFK, 149 shots from 26 different angles
I wish that everything was false
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I make little kids cry
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« Reply #478 on: July 18, 2008, 07:18:54 AM » |
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Wish granted. Everything is false, including this statement. Hence, everything is true, including the previous statement. Thus, a paradoxon is created, and you (ironically only you) get sucked up by a space-time vortex.
I wish for sanity.
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« Reply #479 on: July 18, 2008, 10:03:47 AM » |
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Wish granted; there is sanity, but not for you or anyone you know
I wish that fish woul rain from the sky all across the USA
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