AfterCrescent
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« Reply #220 on: June 05, 2008, 07:04:41 PM » |
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Wish granted. There is world peace. On Mars.
I wish for chicken for dinner.
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« Reply #221 on: June 05, 2008, 07:11:42 PM » |
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Wish Granted! A colossal paragon monster of legend chicken Wizard 100 bursts through your door for your dinner party (why did you invite him, seriously?), wreaking havoc and killing everyone with his uber-epic spells of doom. Save and Still Die or Die.
I wish for people to ingest sandwiches from my compartment.
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« Reply #222 on: June 05, 2008, 08:30:25 PM » |
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I wish for people to ingest sandwiches from my compartment.
That bad guy from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom shows up, sticks his hand into your stomache and takes out a sandwich. Which the then eats. After that, he takes out your heart for good measure and tosses you in a pit of lava. I wish for better pants than Jabsco got. |
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« Reply #223 on: June 05, 2008, 08:37:34 PM » |
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Wish Granted! The military creates the Mark II version of those pants, even better for killing people. You die twice as quickly, with twice as much pain and suffering.
I wish for a new and functional scooter.
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AfterCrescent
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« Reply #224 on: June 05, 2008, 08:41:23 PM » |
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Wish granted. A brand new and fully functional baby named "Scooter" is delivered to you, along with the completed adoption papers. Be a good parent. I wish pokemon were real. Even if that kills me, it'll still be epic and awesome  |
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« Reply #225 on: June 05, 2008, 08:43:14 PM » |
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Wish Granted! Pokemon were real. That is, two of them were. Then they became extinct along with the dinosaurs. I wish for a babysitter for Scooter.  |
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« Reply #226 on: June 07, 2008, 08:12:51 PM » |
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Wish Granted, The baby sitter is an Ex-Con, kills the baby and pins it on you.
I wish For a Painless Death.
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« Reply #227 on: June 07, 2008, 08:32:56 PM » |
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(Oh, thank goodness, I thought I was going to have to take care of him.)
Wish Granted! You are executed by a man wielding the sword, Painless Death, the name of which is really a bad match for the sword considering the sword induces excruciating pain through stimulus of the sensory neurons in the body... The execution lasts four hours before you die of trauma from the pain.
I wish to be found innocent of killing the baby.
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« Reply #228 on: June 07, 2008, 08:47:42 PM » |
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Wish Granted, After 50 years of But sex in Prison, Cold Case officers realize there mistake.
I wish for a computer running a post 2006 operating system, thats not Vista.
(also on another not, i wished for a painless death, Painless modifying Death, not the other way around, That Grammatically nullifies your wish granting. But ill accept it.)
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« Reply #229 on: June 07, 2008, 09:17:23 PM » |
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(You wished for a Painless Death, in capital letters, making its use as a proper noun possible. I gave you a Painless Death [to the neck] via an executioner. Believe me, I thought it out. ) |
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« Reply #230 on: June 08, 2008, 01:58:07 PM » |
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Wish granted, you now have a PC with an oprating system later than 2006, but it can only show a blanc screen and has no features except for paint  I wish for my internet to never fail me again |
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'DnD is not a game; it is a membership in a tribe that I joined long ago.'
Stupidity should be painful!
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AfterCrescent
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« Reply #231 on: June 08, 2008, 04:03:16 PM » |
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Wish granted. Your internet never fails you again. It is so awesome that you begin to fail it and it eventually has the mafia snuff you out.
I wish I had a clone, like the clone spell in D&D, not a living one.
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« Reply #232 on: June 08, 2008, 04:16:36 PM » |
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Wish granted you know have a perfectly looking clone of you as an embryo of 1cm in diameter! it slowly perishes before your eyes.
I wish for the Dutch soccer team to actually win a match
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'DnD is not a game; it is a membership in a tribe that I joined long ago.'
Stupidity should be painful!
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Prime32
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« Reply #233 on: June 08, 2008, 04:19:30 PM » |
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Wish granted. Your internet never fails you again. It is so awesome that you begin to fail it and it eventually has the mafia snuff you out.
I wish I had a clone, like the clone spell in D&D, not a living one.
You had a clone. Then you died, and now you have 2 lower Con. Your family saw your death, and think you are an imposter (what happened to all your scars?). You are locked in prison, and killed by a light tap to the head. I wish for this statement to be a wish. |
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My workDeviantArtCurrent gamesThe tier system in a nutshell: Tier 6: A cartographer. Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman. Tier 4: An expert marksman. Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left. Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy. Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
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« Reply #234 on: June 08, 2008, 04:25:55 PM » |
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*cough - I was first - cough* Wish granted you know have a perfectly looking clone of you as an embryo of 1cm in diameter! it slowly perishes before your eyes.
I wish for the Dutch soccer team to actually win a match
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'DnD is not a game; it is a membership in a tribe that I joined long ago.'
Stupidity should be painful!
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AfterCrescent
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« Reply #235 on: June 08, 2008, 04:29:08 PM » |
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DOUBLE WISH GRANTING! Prime, your wish is granted. Your statement becomes a loophole wish which feeds power to other wishes, thereby granting Ieniemienie's wish which allows the Dutch soccer team to win a game... against 5 year olds. The crowd boos the jack-asses who pick on little kids.
I wish I had a mug (the size of a standard, human beer mug) of 2% milk. The kind from cows.
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« Reply #236 on: June 08, 2008, 04:31:55 PM » |
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Wish granted! you now have a mug made out of 2% milk.. it is liquid though, so splashes and forms a puddle as soom as it appears.
I wish for the German soccer team to lose against the Polish Soccer team int he game they are currently playing with 2 minutes left
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'DnD is not a game; it is a membership in a tribe that I joined long ago.'
Stupidity should be painful!
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Prime32
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« Reply #237 on: June 08, 2008, 04:52:06 PM » |
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DOUBLE WISH GRANTING! Prime, your wish is granted. Your statement becomes a loophole wish which feeds power to other wishes, thereby granting Ieniemienie's wish Hey, nothing bad happened to me |
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My workDeviantArtCurrent gamesThe tier system in a nutshell: Tier 6: A cartographer. Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman. Tier 4: An expert marksman. Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left. Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy. Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
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« Reply #238 on: June 08, 2008, 05:09:42 PM » |
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Wish granted! you now have a mug made out of 2% milk.. it is liquid though, so splashes and forms a puddle as soom as it appears.
I wish for the German soccer team to lose against the Polish Soccer team int he game they are currently playing with 2 minutes left
Unfortunately, the football gods ignored you completely. I wish for a large pile of gold to land on my neighbors house. |
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« Reply #239 on: June 08, 2008, 08:01:55 PM » |
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Wish granted! However, your neighbors, using powerful divinations, looked forward in time, saw you make this wish, and prepared accordingly. The gold falls, and is caught by a gigantic robotic alligator they built while you were sleeping. The Robo-Gator then proceeds to stomp on your house, crushing all you know and love in it's alligator might. I wish I didn't have to write this stupid book review for my history class...  |
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