mace_of_sauron
Ring-Tailed Lemur
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Of old he was an elven king...
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« Reply #200 on: June 04, 2008, 05:30:19 PM » |
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Wish granted! Relative to many mulisks(excluding cepholopods[did I spell that right?]) you are traveling at a ludicris speed.
I wish for an honorable death.
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Nox_Noctis
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« Reply #201 on: June 04, 2008, 05:34:35 PM » |
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Wish Granted! You die honorably. Unfortunately, because the world has become so morally ambiguous, no one cares and someone writes "Fuck you" on your tombstone and then proceeds to piss on it. Oh, and your family, which has secretly been evil all along, disowns you after your honorable death and denies your existence, as does everyone else. You fade into anonymity.
I wish for the power to shoot death beams out of my eyes that cannot kill me.
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Stratovarius
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« Reply #202 on: June 04, 2008, 06:03:52 PM » |
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Wish granted. Your death beams are a little too strong, and blow up the planet on which you stand. You are now choking to death, with no atmosphere.
I wish for a monkey
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Lost_Scholar
Ring-Tailed Lemur
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« Reply #203 on: June 04, 2008, 06:23:59 PM » |
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Wish granted. You get a shocky monkey which uses its cattle prod to urge you to work nonstop and never lets you sleep.
I wish for a comic update.
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Irthos Levethix
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« Reply #204 on: June 04, 2008, 08:46:58 PM » |
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Wish granted! However, the comic that's updated is Archie, except without Veronica or Betty. Archie has a crush on Jughead.
I wish I could practice magic!
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Run, my pretty little chunks of XP!! - Belkar Bitterleaf
92% Tactician 83% Method Actor 75% Min/Maxer Thats 250% of Gamer, bitches!
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SolEiji
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« Reply #205 on: June 04, 2008, 09:05:19 PM » |
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Granted, you practice with the Wish spell, using incredible power. However it turns out the DM of the universe is one of those screw over the player types, and your magic backfires, en masse.
I wish I had Samus's power suit (and the ability to wear and operate it, of course).
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Irthos Levethix
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« Reply #206 on: June 04, 2008, 11:27:12 PM » |
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Wish granted! You do not, however, have her ship, so when Mother Brain blows up the planet, you're there for the show.
I wish materia existed.
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Run, my pretty little chunks of XP!! - Belkar Bitterleaf
92% Tactician 83% Method Actor 75% Min/Maxer Thats 250% of Gamer, bitches!
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Ophiuchus
Monkey bussiness
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« Reply #207 on: June 04, 2008, 11:35:26 PM » |
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Have a death materia...
I wish people knew who Ophiuchus was.
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Nox_Noctis
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« Reply #208 on: June 05, 2008, 02:45:20 PM » |
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Wish Granted! His serpent makes Ophiuchus well known ... by killing everyone in existence.
I wish to be a Zodiac Brave.
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AfterCrescent
Honorary Moderator
Organ Grinder
Posts: 4220
Here After
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« Reply #209 on: June 05, 2008, 02:51:53 PM » |
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Wish granted. You are now a Zodiac Brave, complete with Virgo, you become Velius and are summarily killed by Ramza. Have a nice day.  I wish they would make a new FFT that didn't suck (FFTA, I'm looking at you!) |
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Stratovarius
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« Reply #210 on: June 05, 2008, 03:22:54 PM » |
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Your wish is granted. The new FFT does not suck. It, in fact, does not exist.
I wish to shift New York to the middle of Mordor.
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Shigunaru
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« Reply #211 on: June 05, 2008, 04:06:46 PM » |
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Wish granted. No one even notice the difference.
I wish for a hot chocolate.
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AfterCrescent
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Organ Grinder
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Here After
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« Reply #212 on: June 05, 2008, 04:10:41 PM » |
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Wish granted. A chocolate bar the size of a car and as hot as magma falls on you, melting you into nothing.
I wish I could shoot lasers out of my eyes, ala cyclops from X-men, except I can choose when to shoot them and when not to.
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BobismyRhino
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« Reply #213 on: June 05, 2008, 04:59:29 PM » |
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Wish granted. A chocolate bar the size of a car and as hot as magma falls on you, melting you into nothing.
I wish I could shoot lasers out of my eyes, ala cyclops from X-men, except I can choose when to shoot them and when not to.
Wish granted. You can now shoot lasers out of your eyes. While practicing with your lasers, you lose control and disintegrate your computer and lose all of your files. I wish I was good at Chemistry. |
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People usually think that I've lost my mind. I haven't lost it, I know exactly where it is: the gutter.
My body is a temple. That is why I make chocolate sacrifices in it every day. |
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pfooti
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« Reply #214 on: June 05, 2008, 05:45:15 PM » |
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I wish I was good at Chemistry.
Wish granted. You hone your skills by cooking up bathroom meth, which leads to an explosion and fire. Later, the DEA arrest your smoking corpse. I wish for two more wishes. |
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DetectiveJabsco
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« Reply #215 on: June 05, 2008, 06:37:06 PM » |
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Wish granted, you are now the proud owner of the worst Student Film Chick Flick "Two More Wishes"
I wish to be Jesus, not the son of god, but the Mexican guy that works at the taco bell down the street.
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BobismyRhino
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« Reply #216 on: June 05, 2008, 06:44:08 PM » |
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Wish granted, you are now the proud owner of the worst Student Film Chick Flick "Two More Wishes"
I wish to be Jesus, not the son of god, but the Mexican guy that works at the taco bell down the street.
Wish granted! Your name is now Jesus and you speak fluent spanish. Unfortunately, your green card expires and you are deported to Cuba. The workers at Immigration got confused. I wish I had a 24/hour masseuse at my beckoning call. |
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People usually think that I've lost my mind. I haven't lost it, I know exactly where it is: the gutter.
My body is a temple. That is why I make chocolate sacrifices in it every day. |
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DetectiveJabsco
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« Reply #217 on: June 05, 2008, 06:46:29 PM » |
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Wish Granted, He Just happen to have only 1 arm, Weighs 437lbs, smells like bacon and cheddar, oh and he has got the hots for you.  I wish for Pants |
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Nox_Noctis
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« Reply #218 on: June 05, 2008, 06:58:49 PM » |
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Wish Granted! They are torn down the middle and made of lead. Unfortunately, they have high level illusions on them so they appear normal. You later die of lead poisoning.
I wish for complete mastery of steak.
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Irthos Levethix
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« Reply #219 on: June 05, 2008, 07:02:41 PM » |
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Wish granted! However, in your mastery of steak, you also master cholesterol and die of massive hemorrhaging. I wish for world peace!  |
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Run, my pretty little chunks of XP!! - Belkar Bitterleaf
92% Tactician 83% Method Actor 75% Min/Maxer Thats 250% of Gamer, bitches!
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