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« Reply #180 on: May 31, 2008, 11:45:16 PM » |
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Wish Granted! Canada, however, despite winning, suffers massive casualties and damage because the fighting occurs wholly on Canadian soil. People also shortly forget about Canada's victory when Canada is vaporized in an attack that no other country claims responsibility for minutes after the treaty is ratified to end the war.
I wish to travel to Cambridge in England.
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« Reply #181 on: May 31, 2008, 11:50:50 PM » |
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Wish granted. However, you are evicted from the town upon suspicion of drug smuggling and banned from england forever more.
I wish to see a movie tonight.
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« Reply #182 on: May 31, 2008, 11:53:52 PM » |
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Wish granted. It's a home movie. The one of your conception. *shudder*
I wish there were only 3 colors.
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« Reply #183 on: May 31, 2008, 11:55:38 PM » |
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Wish granted! The colors are blue, red, and yellow, from which a multitude of other colors are formed.
I wish for one copy of every D&D book printed.
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Run, my pretty little chunks of XP!! - Belkar Bitterleaf
92% Tactician 83% Method Actor 75% Min/Maxer Thats 250% of Gamer, bitches!
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« Reply #184 on: June 01, 2008, 12:16:13 AM » |
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Wish Granted! They are all written in Chinese. If you can actually read chinese, then they're all written in ancient egyptian and you need the Rosetta Stone to read them.
I wish for whoever grants my wish to die a horrible death.
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It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.
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« Reply #185 on: June 01, 2008, 01:20:04 AM » |
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Granted. Cthulthu eats it, I'm writing from inside his belly as I digest. At least I was eaten first, now you have to live in a world of eternal nightmares as humanity slowly decays, and you go mad.
I wish I was an Elder Evil.
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« Reply #186 on: June 01, 2008, 01:42:13 AM » |
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Wish Granted! Now in your late 80s, you are down on your luck after your band, Evil Petting Zoo, went down the drain. You mope around and constantly complain how life sucks now and how you would like nothing more than to relive "the good (evil) old days." (Yes, you are Scott Evil.)
I wish for lollerskates.
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« Reply #187 on: June 01, 2008, 04:35:13 AM » |
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Wish granted. You get japanese rollerskates. Unfortunately, they turn into a giant mecha that beats the crap out of you.
I wish I could kill people with a thought.
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« Reply #188 on: June 01, 2008, 04:42:20 AM » |
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Wish Granted! Unfortunately, you fall into a catatonic stupor, unable to think even a single thought.
I wish to be able to break through steel unharmed.
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« Reply #189 on: June 01, 2008, 04:46:23 AM » |
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Wish granted. you can break through steel 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001" thick unharmed.
I wish Gumby and Friends was back on the air.
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« Reply #190 on: June 01, 2008, 05:10:27 AM » |
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Wish Granted! A tornado strikes every single location where copies of Gumby and Friends are located.
I wish for all sorts of sick, twisted, vile (but not sexual) things to occur to me that will undoubtedly drive me mad.
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« Reply #191 on: June 01, 2008, 05:28:12 AM » |
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Wish granted. Unfortunately, the sick, twisted, vile things that occur to you are ALL sexual.
I wish I had better study habits.
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« Reply #192 on: June 01, 2008, 07:40:22 AM » |
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You study for a few more hours a day. Unfortunately, you party hard the night before the exam and oversleep.
I wish to own a forest.
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« Reply #193 on: June 01, 2008, 01:52:01 PM » |
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Wish granted, although the forest grows in your own house and chokes you to death against the cupboard door.
I wish for a giant pink elephant falling on top of the statue of liberty
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'DnD is not a game; it is a membership in a tribe that I joined long ago.'
Stupidity should be painful!
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« Reply #194 on: June 01, 2008, 04:46:19 PM » |
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Granted!
You get a giant pink elephant... no, bigger... bigger. Yeah, about the size of Texas falling on the statue of liberty. The impact destroys all life on the planet from the elephant meteor.
I wish meat which goes cold didn't get hard and/or chewy. Let it stay soft and delicious regardless how old it is.
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« Reply #195 on: June 01, 2008, 05:26:24 PM » |
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Granted, but you get to see it up close, far too close. They never recover your remains.
I wish the cake isn't a lie.
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What part of Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn don't you understand?
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« Reply #196 on: June 01, 2008, 05:59:06 PM » |
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Wish granted! The cake is not a lie. In fact, you find youself in the Elemental Plane of Cake, where Elder Cake Elementals beat you senseless with freshly baked goodness. and leave you to to sufficate in a river of frosting.
I wish for all the greatest heroes and villains in human history to come back from the dead and be made to fight in Tournament-style battles to the death for the amusement of the masses.
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It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.
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« Reply #197 on: June 01, 2008, 09:08:52 PM » |
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Wish Granted! The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny is held and Mr. Rogers wins. You're next... I wish to have a safe place to hide from Mr. Rogers.  |
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Of old he was an elven king...
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« Reply #198 on: June 04, 2008, 05:14:10 PM » |
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Wish granted, you are sent to an extrademensional space about the size of a coffin. You are completely isolated from the rest of the universe and the rest of us, including Mr Rogers.
I wish a female elf would date me.
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« Reply #199 on: June 04, 2008, 05:19:30 PM » |
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Wish Granted! You date a Drow Priestess, who then proceeds to kill you after a particularly painful night of sex.
I wish to travel at ludicrous speed without experiencing negative effects for doing so.
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