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« Reply #160 on: May 31, 2008, 03:42:52 AM » |
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Wish Granted! Unfortunately, you become better at FATAL CO.
I wish something terrible and ironic happened to me.
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« Reply #161 on: May 31, 2008, 08:07:28 AM » |
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Nothing happens.
I wish for electronics to actually work at all times. [And yes, I know the gods will laugh at this one]
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« Reply #162 on: May 31, 2008, 10:42:58 AM » |
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Wish Granted: All electronics work at all times, but the human race cannot produce enough electricity to support them. You are forced to run in a hampster wheel to post on these boards.
I wish that no one ever ignores me.
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My choice place for buying Magic: the Gathering Singles: adventuresOn.comCurrently DMing a Solo PbP, Check it out hereLike the leaves of the forest when Summer is green,
That host with their banners at sunset were seen:
Like the leaves of the forest when Autumn hath blown,
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AfterCrescent
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« Reply #163 on: May 31, 2008, 10:45:55 AM » |
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Wish granted. Everyone pays attention to you always. You can never get any sleep or privacy and eventually (re: 5 minutes) go crazy and kill yourself.
I wish for a pony.
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« Reply #164 on: May 31, 2008, 10:49:47 AM » |
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Wish Granted! You are gifted with a pony. Unfortunately for you, the pony is more than meets the eye. The Werepony Ninja kills you in your sleep and takes all your stuff.
I wish for a random lolpic to interrupt the momentum of this thread
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It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.
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« Reply #165 on: May 31, 2008, 02:55:54 PM » |
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 I wish for more wishes! |
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Run, my pretty little chunks of XP!! - Belkar Bitterleaf
92% Tactician 83% Method Actor 75% Min/Maxer Thats 250% of Gamer, bitches!
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« Reply #166 on: May 31, 2008, 06:16:50 PM » |
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Granted, but they already worded for you.
I wish for a portal to the ethereal plane.
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I feel lighter. Maybe I lost some weight with all that dilly-dallying.
-Cloud: Advent Children (English)
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« Reply #167 on: May 31, 2008, 06:37:40 PM » |
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wish granted, you now have a portal to nothngness because the ethereal plane does not exist, in fact the portal is just a loop...
I wish that noone wishes again for they are never realized
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'DnD is not a game; it is a membership in a tribe that I joined long ago.'
Stupidity should be painful!
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« Reply #168 on: May 31, 2008, 06:40:51 PM » |
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Wish Granted! No one ever wishes again. One guy does kindly ask for the ability to "Hwish," however, which becomes the new cool thing.
I hwish for cool hwhip.
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« Reply #169 on: May 31, 2008, 08:16:43 PM » |
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Your hwish has been objectedI wish for a chainsaw and a hockey mask, but without the psychopath.
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It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.
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« Reply #170 on: May 31, 2008, 08:26:59 PM » |
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Wish granted! A psychopath buries a chainsaw in your chest, drops his hockey mask on your mutilated corpse, and runs off before the police arrive. I wish my lungs worked  |
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Run, my pretty little chunks of XP!! - Belkar Bitterleaf
92% Tactician 83% Method Actor 75% Min/Maxer Thats 250% of Gamer, bitches!
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« Reply #171 on: May 31, 2008, 08:31:06 PM » |
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Wish granted! A psychopath buries a chainsaw in your chest, drops his hockey mask on your mutilated corpse, and runs off before the police arrive. I wish my lungs worked Wish granted! Your lungs work 8-5 on weekdays and have weekends off. I wish for my power level to be over 9000. |
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« Reply #172 on: May 31, 2008, 08:31:56 PM » |
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Objection!(Wish and hwish are synonymous terms.) EDIT: Wish Granted! Your power level is over 9000. You are then hunted down and killed by Goku, who is inexplicably evil (because plot holes are all the rage), and whose power level still far exceeds your pitiful 9000.000000000000000000000000001 I wish for great calamity and four mystical warriors of light to save the world from said calamity and for it to not be ruined by Square-Enix.
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« Reply #173 on: May 31, 2008, 08:40:58 PM » |
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Nox Norris: You polymorph into Indiana Jones complete with a whip and appear in a block of ice at the north pole. Now you have a very cool whip.
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It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.
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AfterCrescent
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« Reply #174 on: May 31, 2008, 09:10:14 PM » |
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Wish granted. Go watch Voltron. The fifth warrior is a bonus. I wish people would stop derailing this thread  |
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« Reply #175 on: May 31, 2008, 09:27:15 PM » |
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Wish granted! A cyborg from the future comes and begins terminating people wishing in this thread.
I wish for Mountain Dew.
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It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.
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« Reply #176 on: May 31, 2008, 10:26:33 PM » |
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Wish granted. A fridge full of Mountain Dew falls out of the sky to crush you.
I wish for a post.
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« Reply #177 on: May 31, 2008, 10:51:18 PM » |
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Wish Granted! So many people post that it crashes not just the forums, but the internet as we know it. Luckily, the Internet As We Do Not Know It (IAWDNKI for short, still working on fixing the train-wreck of a name) appears. Again, unfortunately, the IAWDNKI enslaves the human race and destroys the universe (in that order).
I wish for X-treme Kool Letterz in my name.
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Bi-Curious George
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« Reply #178 on: May 31, 2008, 11:24:34 PM » |
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Wish Granted. Unfortunately, to everybody who reads them they just look like those square placeholder symbols.
I wish my bike wasn't vandalized.
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« Reply #179 on: May 31, 2008, 11:35:58 PM » |
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Wish granted! someone else steals the bike so now it's no longer your bike.
I wish for there to be a World War 3 in which Canada wins
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It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.
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