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Ophiuchus
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« on: June 05, 2008, 12:11:20 AM »

this thread is a place to just let out those simple strange things we love about this great series of tubes (Al-gorian speak for the internet FYI), having said that, please don't kill me.

to start things off here are some quotes from a great webcomic, EGS...

Elliot
"I'm too young and too male to be the mother of a seventeen year-old female me!!!"

Sarah
"Who cares? Look at us! We've got an alien hybrid, two magic users, a mad scientist and we're all the opposite sex for a party!"
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Hinthas
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« Reply #1 on: July 04, 2008, 01:44:45 PM »

"I've gone on for so long with so little, that I could go forever with nothing."

Mr Williams, ex-CIA analyst, JRTC May 1997
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I am the thing that goes bump in the night and then I'll go, "F**k, that was my toe!"

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« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2008, 02:14:49 AM »

Here goes some threadomancy
I've got a buncha quotes saved and no idea where they're from most of the time anymore.

"There are many phobias, but most are rare, and difficult to inflict. Making someone genuinely phobic of the number 17 takes more than mere Nightmare Fuel, it takes specialist equipment and a suitable victim."

"It's Japan. They could problably turn Gundam into a musical and get away with it too."

"Violence solves everything. If it's not solving your current problem, you aren't using enough."

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."
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The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."
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« Reply #3 on: November 21, 2008, 07:44:26 AM »

"Don't say another Goddamned word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you, this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.

When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin.

I will open one of my six mouths and I will sing the song that ends the Earth."

-Tycho Brahe, Penny Arcade
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When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!"
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