Fine. I will write one fanfic, and one terrible, terrible pornfic.
Judaism is on a lunar calendar, losers.
Meg, you are +1 Awesome for saying "duh" to the SW Trilogy thing. Also, if you need geeky shirts, seriously. Thinkgeek.com. With the exception of my family, everyone on my list got Thinkgeek stuff, and most of them got apparel.
Also, I can think of three reasons off the top of my head why you'd keep your shirt on during a blowjob.
Safety pins ARE awesome!
...Slow, lingering hug > dice.
You forget binders. Sturdy binders with good designs?
Speaking of which, there's a really cool thing you can make for (I THINK) under $10. Spell cards are really annoying to lay out, so what you can do is take a binder and put in a bunch of the pages that currency collectors use.
Then you put the spell cards in those pockets. (You could also use the standard trading card pockets, but those are a little small IMO.)
...Meg, I would totally redeem a coupon for a Meg-hug. (NOTE: THIS WOULD BE A GOOD GIFT FOR THIS LISTENER.)
You HAVE a soundboard. This is more than some theatres I've worked in have.
I'm shocked you didn't mention more books in the $10 or less part. Cheap paperbacks are about $8, and that includes pretty much anything by Neil Gaiman or Terry Pratchett.
By the way, save yourself a buck or two on name books and go to behindthename.com. Really.
...So I zoned for a moment to go do something else, and I hear "GRAB THAT DICK IT'S YOURS BITCH!" "Oh!" I'm... pretty glad I knew the context, sorta.
I agree that not playing games is no fun. I was going to say something else, but I forgot. Also, seriously? Why the fuck do people say "Tarje?"
...How the hell do you not know what "round robin" and "ladder" mean? Oh, good, at least SOMEONE does.
I would also like to know how you get the first type of B&P match at the next convention.
I was literally thinking the "weird shit" line as you said it.
...Okay, maybe YOU do the humping thing, Meg...
I am absolutely certain that sex coupons are illHOLY SHIT THOSE ARE ON THE WEBSITE?! Oh, I guess you guys saw the illegal thing too. Also, WHY are you not giving away sex?
You all of all people should know that sex is best when it involves whaling. With, like, ropes or whips or something.
You read it somewhere. Suuuuuuuuuuure.
Sex swings also look really damn uncomfortable. Especially like the polyester ones.
Cate Blanchett would totally be. See ESotSM. No, I tell a lie, that's WINSLET.
It could be a crossover fic. ....Which both of mine will be. Also, there will be a a mossy cleft. Just for you.
Unfortunately, a black vagina is pretty much like a white vagina.