Flying Eagle Of Robotic Destiny (Emissary666) vs Carson (Woodenbandman)

[emissary666]

No one knows. Presumably FEORD's guns, but it could be a chicken

[woodenbandman]

Hahaha, you'll have to do better than that pathetic gun to stop me. The colossus lumbers after the FEORD, cracking his knuckles in anticipation..

[emissary666]

FEORD laughs
THE BIGGER THEY COME, THE MORE CHICKENS AND GUNS I WILL THROW AT THEM
FEORD launches a full payload of exploding chickens and a hail of bullets.

[woodenbandman]

The explosions rip chunks of flesh off of Carson's body, revealing his blackened insides. As his wounds slowly close, his heart flashes red with each beat, like a tail light on a rusted out car. He slowly picks himself up and shambles toward the FEORD, his palms glowing with dark spheres of energy.
Now, taste MY original recipe!

He throws two spheres, which home in on the FEORD, shearing off a drumstick and a wing. He then falls to his knee, laughing, his regeneration slowed down to a near standstill.

[emissary666]

FEORD fumbles in the air, but quickly regenerates.
FWA-HA-HA-HA-HA. YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME. I HAVE ALREADY WON. HA. HA. HA. HA. HA.
As FEORD says this, Carson begins to feel a pain in his head. He touches the back of his head and feels a large beak
DETONATION IN 3, 2, 1

[woodenbandman]

Carson's head explodes, his organs spilling out of his ribcage, still struggling to rearrange themselves into a functioning system. His innards shamble around on their own for a few minutes, then shudder and die.