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Author Topic: Rawrcats (Veekie) vs 50 Stormtroopers (Emissary666)  (Read 1101 times)
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« on: December 05, 2008, 01:13:35 PM »

The arena is 1000ft cubed. In the center is a large red ring, only allowing 5 of each contestant.
Destined Winner: Stormtrooper
1d2=2


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« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2008, 10:06:39 PM »

Black cats padded into the arena, filling the floor in a silent wave.


Your luck still isn't running out is it.
Oh, and if the condition is to kill every member of the 'teams' in the ring, it'd be pretty impossible to finish off Rawrcats unless they're all present, since I'm a replicator swarm.
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« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2008, 10:14:03 PM »

That means your the only member of your team

10 Stormtroopers walk into the ring, hefting their rifles.
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« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2008, 10:29:26 PM »

One lone cat split from the swarm and padded into the ring, the rest watched silently. Shaking itself, fur flew, and exploded into a new swarm within the circle. Outside, the main body turned as one, with a low hypnotic wauling, joining the audience, it seemed only this splinter would be doing battle.

The rest will watch and waul.
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The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
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« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2008, 06:20:14 AM »

The stormtroopers begin firing wildly, one throws a grenade.
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« Reply #5 on: December 06, 2008, 07:50:23 AM »

The shots tear into the cats, sending up clots of fur, which erupt into a black furred wave, even as the grenade ripped a hole within the swarm. With a cacophony of screeches, the wave stood and grew, cats climbing upon more cats, before collapsing towards the stormtroopers in a tsunami of black fur.
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The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."
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« Reply #6 on: December 06, 2008, 08:09:45 AM »

Deciding to rely on their horrible aiming, the Stormtroopers turn around and shoot toward their allies. As they thought, their shots take down most of the swarm
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« Reply #7 on: December 06, 2008, 10:08:02 AM »

Clouds of more fur rain down upon the stormtroopers, growing into furious cats in the process. Their claws strike armor, dissolving the hardened material with ease.
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The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."
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« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2008, 10:12:06 AM »

8 of the stormtroopers are killed, but two still keep on firing.
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« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2008, 12:59:14 PM »

The cats, distracted by the fresh blood, battled over the corpses, sending gouts of flesh, blood, armor shreds and fur flying. The fur explodes into yet more cats, they were approaching the limit of the arena's capacity to contain the sheer volume. The cats which could not reach the dead stormtroopers instead assaulted the 2 survivors, wishing to claim a chunk for themselves.
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The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."
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« Reply #10 on: December 06, 2008, 01:21:48 PM »

The other two valiantly fight off the cats, but die. Five new troopers step into the ring, this time with flamethrowers.
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« Reply #11 on: December 06, 2008, 02:26:22 PM »

Several cats detached from the mob to engage the new troopers, while the remainder feasted.
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The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."
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« Reply #12 on: December 08, 2008, 08:35:52 AM »

The troopers begins to blast at the cats with the flamethrowers.
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« Reply #13 on: December 08, 2008, 09:38:17 AM »

Any of the ARC troopers from Clone Wars among you? Wink
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« Reply #14 on: December 08, 2008, 06:58:50 PM »

A foul stench of burning fur rose, as the remaining cats recoiled from the flame. Spreading out, they attempted to find an angle where they can reach the stormtroopers without being completely incinerated.
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The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."
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« Reply #15 on: December 08, 2008, 08:12:12 PM »

The rest of the troopers provide covering fire from outside the ring.
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« Reply #16 on: December 09, 2008, 12:01:38 PM »

Cornered, the remaining cats shook furiously, wafting a massive cloud of black fur into the air, even as they burned.
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The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."
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« Reply #17 on: December 09, 2008, 04:03:45 PM »

Finally getting smart, one begins to burn the fur in the air.
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