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« Reply #60 on: January 02, 2009, 07:52:16 AM » |
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Granted! You attempt to hide it in your attic however which collapses on you.
I wish the perfect tv so that I may view football.
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« Reply #61 on: January 02, 2009, 04:17:40 PM » |
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Granted. The TV is so perfect in fact, that when the ball hits the camera it keeps going, knocking you unconscious and into a coma.
I wish to be happily omnipotent.
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« Reply #62 on: January 02, 2009, 06:25:16 PM » |
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Wish Granted! The genie is dyslexic, however, and you're now completely unable to perform. You're perfectly fine with this however. In fact you're happy.
I wish that I was having a better day today.
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« Reply #63 on: January 02, 2009, 07:15:52 PM » |
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Wish granted. After tomorrow, today will seem like a breeze...  I wish my dnd plans work out. |
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Currently playing: Forte Lulz, Chaotic EVIL Bard bent on world domination; Canere Potentia, to sing of power.Aralaxax, Warforged Osteomancer, Machines are my people, I wield bones as other wield swords.Randall Gray, she's not sexually confused, honest!Zion "I can make followers, but why bother when people line up for me?"Currently DMing: Real Men Use Their Hands, World's Largest Dungeon "If you can pretend to be a half-orc barbarian or a dwarf wizard then you can pretend to be an alpha male."-Ninjarabbit "The hotel shop only had two decent books, and I'd written both of them."-Douglas Adams " It's funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to." Xander Harris, Buffy the Vampire Slayer |
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« Reply #64 on: January 02, 2009, 08:22:18 PM » |
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Granted! No players show up to your game to foil your D&D plans.
I wish changing exploded diapers was easier.
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #65 on: January 03, 2009, 09:00:37 AM » |
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Granted! They now also function like proximity mines so you don't have to take them off.
I wish for a free action.
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« Reply #66 on: January 03, 2009, 03:12:34 PM » |
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Wish Granted! Now you may speak any time you're able to. You no longer have anything to say though.  I wish that I had the part I need. |
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« Reply #67 on: January 04, 2009, 09:53:28 AM » |
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Granted! And all you had to do to get it was trade every other needed part you already had for it.
I wish for a LE candle of invocation (again)
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« Reply #68 on: January 04, 2009, 09:56:11 AM » |
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Wish granted, it is used on you by a particularly sadistic dominatrix.
I wish PhoneLobster would crawl back under the rock from whence he came.
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« Reply #69 on: January 04, 2009, 11:14:36 AM » |
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I wish PhoneLobster would crawl back under the rock from whence he came. Wish granted: He does, but then the world is invaded by Decapodians. I wish for courage without foolishness. |
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My workDeviantArtCurrent gamesThe tier system in a nutshell: Tier 6: A cartographer. Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman. Tier 4: An expert marksman. Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left. Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy. Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
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« Reply #70 on: January 09, 2009, 01:58:07 PM » |
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Wish Granted; your courage overrides your self preservation
I wish I wasn't so lonely
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I make little kids cry
Steady As A Goat
Warning: You may have already been set on fire
Bread does not need a reason
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« Reply #71 on: January 09, 2009, 03:51:26 PM » |
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Wish Granted! You are now constantly surrounded by interesting and intelligent people. Even in the bathroom. Even in the room when you sleep.
I wish that I were able to finish the little game that I'm playing.
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« Reply #72 on: January 13, 2009, 11:21:40 AM » |
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Wish granted! You finished playing Tetris. Your score was horrible.
I wish I for more pathetic people around me that I can laugh and mock.
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It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.
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« Reply #73 on: January 13, 2009, 11:48:18 AM » |
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Granted but they are to stupid to even understand your taunts and it gets boring. Plus they never leave your side.
I wish for either deep dish meat lovers or stuffed crust peperoni pizza.
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« Reply #74 on: January 15, 2009, 02:22:33 PM » |
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Wish granted. Here's your bill.
I wish that flu vaccines actually worked.
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #75 on: January 15, 2009, 03:03:44 PM » |
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Granted! You may never again catch the flu. You do however get new and previously undiscovered virus. It is very painful. Strangely, the flu seems to be the only cure. You have one week to live.
I wish that Robbypants would pay the bill for that pizza.
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« Reply #76 on: January 15, 2009, 05:19:53 PM » |
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Wish Granted! Robbypants pays the bill for his pizza. The bill was one Vynar corpse.
I wish for an army of Terminators, but without Sarah Conner.
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It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.
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« Reply #77 on: January 16, 2009, 05:47:24 AM » |
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Wish granted! Well... heh, hasta la vista. Baby. *shoots in face*
I wish for blue magic. You know what I mean.
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« Reply #78 on: January 16, 2009, 06:57:14 AM » |
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I wish for blue magic. You know what I mean. Wish granted. You can learn any offensive spell you have previously been struck by. Unfortunately the target remains you. I wish for red magic. |
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My workDeviantArtCurrent gamesThe tier system in a nutshell: Tier 6: A cartographer. Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman. Tier 4: An expert marksman. Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left. Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy. Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
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« Reply #79 on: January 16, 2009, 04:26:47 PM » |
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I wish for red magic.
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It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.
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