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« Reply #100 on: February 13, 2009, 10:54:55 PM » |
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Wish Granted! It's square, 3 miles on a side and lands on your pelvis. You only need help getting your new colostomy bag off the hose occasionally. Otherwise, you deal rather well with your paraplegia.
I wish that I had more time.
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« Reply #101 on: February 14, 2009, 03:03:42 PM » |
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Granted! You abandon all of your commitments to the extent of those who died on Miranda in Serenity. Too bad there is nothing interesting to do.
I wish for the United States to back currency under a new Cheeze-It standard.
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« Reply #102 on: February 14, 2009, 06:17:44 PM » |
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Granted! You abandon all of your commitments to the extent of those who died on Miranda in Serenity. Too bad there is nothing interesting to do.
I wish for the United States to back currency under a new Cheeze-It standard.
Granted! I just ate all of your money. I wish that Valentine's Day wasn't so sucky for single people. |
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« Reply #103 on: February 15, 2009, 12:06:16 PM » |
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Granted! Singles now love Valentines Day! They love it so much they expand it to the entire month of February! The reason they love it so much is that the holiday is now devoted to making the world completely unbearable for couples! Good thing you just married somebody with the exact opposite of all qualities you desire!
I wish that I was the richest man in the world so that Nanshork eats my Cheeze-Itz and explodes.
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« Reply #104 on: February 15, 2009, 05:53:25 PM » |
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...Granted. You now have no money and a hell of a lot of income tax.
I wish for a fish!
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« Reply #106 on: February 15, 2009, 06:37:00 PM » |
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Granted! You are deported to North Korea. I wish for a bottomless bag of masterfully cooked baby back ribs (from a pig not a human infant  ) |
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« Reply #107 on: February 15, 2009, 07:21:03 PM » |
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Wish Granted! They were made a week and a half ago, but are still pretty delicious. The sight of toilet paper now brings tears to your eyes.
I wish that my work was finished.
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« Reply #108 on: February 15, 2009, 07:22:48 PM » |
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Granted! You are now unemployed.
I wish my paper was done.
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« Reply #109 on: February 15, 2009, 07:24:49 PM » |
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Wish Granted! It's golden-brown and delicious. Illegible but cooked to perfection.
I wish I had a better imagination.
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« Reply #110 on: March 27, 2009, 11:10:18 AM » |
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Granted! The images in your brain are truely spectacular and disturbing.
I wish that I win lots of money at the poker game tonight!
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
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« Reply #111 on: March 27, 2009, 11:50:25 AM » |
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congratulations you win huge at the poker game. Sadly Two Toe Tony, think Vegas in the 70s, doesn't like that you beat him and makes a deal with you. Either you give him back the money you cheated to win or he will bring you out to the desert.
I wish my boss actually ran their company, instead of making me do it.
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Retire the character before the DM smacks you with the Table as the book will feel totally inadequate now.-Hazren
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« Reply #112 on: March 27, 2009, 01:13:35 PM » |
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Wish granted! And he is now so efficient about it that he no longer needs you. You're fired.
I wish I could eat my cake and have it too.
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It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.
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« Reply #113 on: March 27, 2009, 03:45:29 PM » |
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Wish Granted! There's now a massive hole where your stomach used to be. You are able to retrieve your cake, as well as anything else you might eat, as you desire. It's likely somewhat the worse for wear, but hey, you can't have everything.  I wish I had the day off. |
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« Reply #114 on: March 27, 2009, 05:22:15 PM » |
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I wish I had the day off. Wish granted, but as a result of the hole in his chest, sdk is now so hungry that he eats your soul. I wish for all lawyers and politicians to spontaneously combust. |
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« Reply #115 on: March 27, 2009, 06:23:09 PM » |
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Wish granted. You happen to be in a courtroom filled with most of them at the time. What's worse is that one of the lawyers was a terminator-style robot, only powered by atomic energy...you don't survive the blast.
I wish for an infinite supply of souls to feed the hole in my chest.
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It always seems like the barrels around here have something in them.
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« Reply #116 on: March 30, 2009, 12:50:05 PM » |
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Granted! However They gain control over whatever part of your body you least want them to control. They do whatever they can to destroy you in revenge.
I wish for a gun that fires cheesecake. Unfortunately I dislike this stuff so I won't be eating any.
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« Reply #117 on: March 30, 2009, 01:31:26 PM » |
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Wish Granted! A misfire shoots you in the face with your cheesecake gun. What remaining teeth you now have hurt remarkably little.
I wish for a baby dragon to impress upon me as baby birds often impress upon their 'parents'.
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« Reply #118 on: April 02, 2009, 04:25:38 PM » |
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Wish granted; unfortunately, this kind of dragon eats their parents
I wish that i didn't come back to this thread.
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I make little kids cry
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Warning: You may have already been set on fire
Bread does not need a reason
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« Reply #119 on: April 03, 2009, 08:49:34 PM » |
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Granted! Instead you go get some fresh air and are hit by a bus.
I wish the above bus had spikes on it.
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