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BowenSilverclaw
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« Reply #40 on: October 05, 2008, 09:46:33 AM »

ZOMG, there was a second shooter besides Lee Harvey Oswald!  Big Eyes
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« Reply #41 on: October 05, 2008, 10:51:40 AM »

Lolcats > thread.
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« Reply #42 on: October 05, 2008, 11:04:55 AM »

Plus Fucking One   
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« Reply #43 on: October 05, 2008, 05:47:50 PM »

Kind sir you are obviously mistaken in your beliefs about me being Sniper Kitty.  I was having my cabl e repaired that day, so obviously I was home to let them in.


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« Reply #44 on: October 05, 2008, 06:05:16 PM »

Kind sir you are obviously mistaken in your beliefs about me being Sniper Kitty.  I was having my cabl e repaired that day, so obviously I was home to let them in.
I find that hard to believe. I saw your home. It has a cat door!
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« Reply #45 on: October 06, 2008, 12:40:46 AM »

Well of course it has a cat door.  Im a cat Big Grin

So is my repairman (gots to support mah peeples)


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« Reply #46 on: October 06, 2008, 12:44:44 AM »

Well of course it has a cat door.  Im a cat Big Grin

So is my repairman (gots to support mah peeples)
AHA! Which means you DON'T have to stay at home to let the guy in!


BUSTED, cat!

Muahahahaha!
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« Reply #47 on: October 06, 2008, 06:12:15 AM »

My dear man, just because I support my kind doesn't mean I trust them all.  The cat door is always locked.  Even among natures most perfect beings there are...occasional undesirables...


Plus I need to keep the squirrels away.  Friggin' squirrels...


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« Reply #48 on: October 06, 2008, 06:13:22 AM »

Cat doors don't come with locks Big Grin
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« Reply #49 on: October 06, 2008, 06:22:13 AM »

Cat doors don't come with locks Big Grin

Mine is somewhat modified Big Grin
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« Reply #50 on: October 06, 2008, 06:34:48 AM »

Then explain this picture, captured at the time of the alleged incident:



The shooter has been positively identified as you through DNA testing. Yes, we found the weapon.
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« Reply #51 on: October 06, 2008, 06:49:01 AM »

Cloning.  I had intended for them merely to clone organs but unfortunately it seems the doctors in charge of the project have been using my DNA for years for what I consider less than suitable purposes.


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« Reply #52 on: October 06, 2008, 09:26:12 AM »

Epic Win is Epic.
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Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

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« Reply #53 on: October 06, 2008, 03:13:31 PM »

Cloning.  I had intended for them merely to clone organs but unfortunately it seems the doctors in charge of the project have been using my DNA for years for what I consider less than suitable purposes.
We spoke to them and they have supplied emails contradicting your stance. I believe the phrase "... I cans has world..." damns you on that count too.
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« Reply #54 on: October 07, 2008, 07:01:50 AM »

Emails can be falsified, or sent by clones  Wink
Besides if they wished to use my superior genetics to clone a race of feline supah warriors for world domination purposes why expect thm to tell the truth  Big Grin


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« Reply #55 on: October 07, 2008, 02:53:12 PM »

We find that that particular turn of phrase to be too distinctive to be anyone else. Thus, stay close. We will be seeing you. With handcuffs.
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« Reply #56 on: October 07, 2008, 03:46:31 PM »

Cats get a large racial bonus to Escape Artist. Epic Fail AJ.
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There is no greater contribution than Hi Welcome.

Huge amounts of people are fuckwits. That doesn't mean that fuckwit is a valid lifestyle.

IP proofing and avoiding being CAPed OR - how to make characters relevant in the long term.

Friends don't let friends be Short Bus Hobos.

Sunic may be more abrasive than sandpaper coated in chainsaws (not that its a bad thing, he really does know what he's talking about), but just posting in this thread without warning and telling him he's an asshole which, if you knew his past experiences on WotC and Paizo is flat-out uncalled for. Never mind the insults (which are clearly 4Chan-level childish). You say people like Sunic are the bane of the internet? Try looking at your own post and telling me you are better than him.

Here's a fun fact: You aren't. By a few leagues.
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« Reply #57 on: October 07, 2008, 03:54:26 PM »

Dude, these handcuffs have stunners built in...

*click* Bzzzzt!
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« Reply #58 on: October 08, 2008, 03:51:17 AM »

We also don't have hands Big Grin

I wonder if the squirrels put this idea in your head.  They have been testing the perimeter defenses lately....


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« Reply #59 on: October 08, 2008, 04:21:59 AM »

We also don't have hands Big Grin

I wonder if the squirrels put this idea in your head.  They have been testing the perimeter defenses lately....
Human handcuffs. It goes around a cat's... NECK!
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