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« Reply #20 on: May 20, 2008, 09:23:59 PM »

Be it real or false
The cake tastes the same to me
Would you try a piece?
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« Reply #21 on: May 20, 2008, 09:28:32 PM »

If you do insist
Then I'll try a slice of cake
Astonishing cake!
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« Reply #22 on: May 20, 2008, 09:31:40 PM »

Perception is key
To unlocking life's mystery
Who else wants some cake?
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« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2008, 03:05:24 AM »

I do! I do! Me!
Can I also have some cake?
Is there any left?
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« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2008, 10:22:02 AM »

Portal Memories:
"Are you still there?" girl's voice asks.
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Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
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« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2008, 01:03:59 PM »

There is still some left
Never again will you have
Such a lovely cake
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« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2008, 03:11:58 PM »

Lovely it may be
But I prefer to eat pie
While taking my time
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The tier system in a nutshell:
Tier 6: A cartographer.
Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman.
Tier 4: An expert marksman.
Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
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« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2008, 04:31:59 PM »

Pie? Can this be true?
Cake is the true victor here
And cheesecake supreme
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« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2008, 08:01:03 PM »

Pie you say, but why?
Cake is much better than pie
Eat cake sir, not pie!
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« Reply #29 on: May 21, 2008, 10:38:02 PM »

Cake? Pie? Quarrel not.
I grasp onto just one hope.
I will not be baked.
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« Reply #30 on: May 22, 2008, 02:48:31 AM »

Into the oven
I throw thee in with such force
To set you to burn
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« Reply #31 on: May 22, 2008, 03:48:51 AM »

Oh No! The burning!
Whatever shall I do now?
*Resist Energy*
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« Reply #32 on: May 22, 2008, 12:53:35 PM »

Let it burn, o please
burned flesh is such a delight
can't stop eating it
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« Reply #33 on: May 22, 2008, 03:30:16 PM »

Don't burn the people!
You don't know where they have been!
At least wash them first.
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« Reply #34 on: May 22, 2008, 05:17:23 PM »

Very well, Dragon,
Knight of the vast, open skies
I shall run the rinse
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« Reply #35 on: May 22, 2008, 05:19:55 PM »

The water today,
It has been shut off for now.
What else can you do?
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Clerics just wake up one morning and decide they need to kick ass, and it needs to be kicked NOW. ~veekie
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« Reply #36 on: May 22, 2008, 05:23:05 PM »

take a bottle of coke
add a couple peppermints
and watch the carnage
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« Reply #37 on: May 22, 2008, 05:56:42 PM »

I wish i could be
A smart guy like thou or thee
to go to bed now
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« Reply #38 on: May 22, 2008, 06:29:17 PM »

Nothing comes to mind
My mind is strangely empty
Ooh pretty kitty
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« Reply #39 on: May 23, 2008, 04:44:13 AM »

Oh beautiful friday
Why art thou so depressing
Do nothing all day
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