Do tell! Are you a sleep molester?
Oh man, I would kill to have a medical defense for my illicit gropery.
It was the third time I attended Gencon, I was sharing a room with a friend of mine, we'll call him Mike, and by sharing I mean that I had planned ahead and had a nice double room at the Marriott at a decent price and he barely managed to come up with bus fare at the last minute, after a sufficient amount of begging I agreed to let him have the second bed
The rules were simple, lights out from 2am - 6am, keep your shit packed and stowed, dirty towels go in the corner so its easy for the maid to find them, and the "Do Not Disturb" sign means "I have a Girl, go the fuck away".
Things went fairly well Thursday and Friday, we attended some of the same event but mostly we didn't see each other until the evenings. On Saturday I ended up sharing a table with people I didn't know, at the table was a woman that looked very familiar, she was 3 or 4 years older than me, but I couldn't place where I knew her from.
Towards the end of lunch I asked her, "I know this sounds cliched but you look familiar, do I know you from somewhere ?"
"No, I don't think so" she replied
"I'm not hitting on you or anything like that, you just look very familiar"
"You're not hitting on me ?"
At this point the conversation had gotten away from me.
She laughed so hard Cola came out of her nose, and the banter was soon forgotten and we went our separate ways after lunch.
Around 6 pm or so I returned to the Marriott for a little break between events, and of course the woman was in the lobby, she was checking over the event lists.
I walked up behind her and said "Hello again, stalking me ?". We bantered for bit until she learned that I was staying in that hotel at which point she asked to use the bathroom in my room, which seemed fishy at the time. She had been in the bathroom for about 10 minutes when it occurred to me what was going on and that I was going to need to hang the "Do not Disturb" on the door.
I won't go into graphic details but I will share three observations;
First, most women react well to "My dear you have Magnificent Breasts"
Second, most also seem to like being spanked to some degree.
Third, Astroglide is much better than KY.
Now for the amusing part.
We were finishing up our second round, I was lying on the bed receiving a BJ and I had just started to cum when I heard the door open and Mike yell "I saw the sign, what kind of skanky whore did you manage to get". Now Mike doesn't talk like this normally, but he was doing his be to be a dick. She jerked her head up to look at him and ended up getting a face full (well not full, but enough), which was unfortunate because she was a "no quit, no spit" kind of gal.
I don't think she noticed though, she just looked at him, and he stared at her for a moment and said "Liz ?"
She yelled "Shit" and ran into the bathroom. And then it hit me, that's where I knew her from, the Family portrait at Mike's house, she was his sister.
After that it descended into a lot of yelling and swearing, and after the dust settled I vowed to never share a room again.