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« Reply #680 on: May 27, 2009, 03:00:17 PM » |
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Had a girlfriend who set tea on fire once. Not the leaves. The tea.
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.
Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY! They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.
Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.
Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time. I give you much fu. Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
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« Reply #681 on: May 27, 2009, 06:00:48 PM » |
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You got a fetish for burning tea?
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Ja vuosia myöhemmin
kalvas kaksikko lattialla motellin tihrustelee,
kun sama keiju katossa leijailee.
Kyselevät: "Mikä päivä nyt on?
Tiedätkö sen?"
Kuiskaten laulaa keiju:
"Tämän elämän viimeinen."
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« Reply #682 on: May 28, 2009, 04:02:46 AM » |
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"Thinkers aren't limited by what they know, because they can always increase what they know. Rather they're limited by what puzzles them, because there's no way to become curious about something that doesn't puzzle you."
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« Reply #683 on: May 28, 2009, 01:00:29 PM » |
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If you can screw up curry, you need a negative modifier.
Yeah, true. On that note, orange curry was a complete success, dammit (was actually expecting it to be okay, but still). Next experiment: cheese curry. I preemptively declare this to be delicious! |
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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« Reply #684 on: May 28, 2009, 06:05:28 PM » |
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You got a fetish for burning tea?
Naw, just being epic. She was epic, but more of an epic fael. yes, fael. |
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.
Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY! They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.
Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.
Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time. I give you much fu. Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
In the Land of Charop where the Shadows lie. |
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« Reply #685 on: May 28, 2009, 09:58:24 PM » |
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If you can screw up curry, you need a negative modifier.
Yeah, true. On that note, orange curry was a complete success, dammit (was actually expecting it to be okay, but still). Next experiment: cheese curry. I preemptively declare this to be delicious! Damn you, you were right. Applesauce will be my next experiment. Then Rock Star (the energy drink). I wonder how long I'm going to keep failing at failing. |
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So you end up stuck in an endless loop, unable to act, forever.
In retrospect, much like Keanu Reeves.
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« Reply #686 on: May 29, 2009, 09:57:05 AM » |
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I made quite a bit of whiskey slush for tonight. We're having people over and we're gonna have a good old time!
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #687 on: May 29, 2009, 12:28:58 PM » |
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« Reply #688 on: May 29, 2009, 11:58:20 PM » |
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Almost a full TPK for the game I'm DMing, only the druid survived. But it's good because the players are learning how to make better characters. Not only that, but they are actually motivated to do so, which is nice.
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« Reply #689 on: May 30, 2009, 02:14:52 AM » |
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And it's the Druid who survived  |
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"Weakness? Come test thy mettle against me, hairless ape, and we shall know who is weak!" You caught a fish. It was awesome.  |
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« Reply #690 on: May 30, 2009, 02:53:58 PM » |
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Prom tonight. |
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My choice place for buying Magic: the Gathering Singles: adventuresOn.comCurrently DMing a Solo PbP, Check it out hereLike the leaves of the forest when Summer is green,
That host with their banners at sunset were seen:
Like the leaves of the forest when Autumn hath blown,
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« Reply #691 on: May 30, 2009, 02:54:58 PM » |
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"Weakness? Come test thy mettle against me, hairless ape, and we shall know who is weak!" You caught a fish. It was awesome. |
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« Reply #692 on: May 30, 2009, 02:58:27 PM » |
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I will. Trust me.
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My choice place for buying Magic: the Gathering Singles: adventuresOn.comCurrently DMing a Solo PbP, Check it out hereLike the leaves of the forest when Summer is green,
That host with their banners at sunset were seen:
Like the leaves of the forest when Autumn hath blown,
That host on the morrow lay withered and strown. |
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« Reply #693 on: May 30, 2009, 04:44:31 PM » |
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Also, sushi good Thanks Anne |
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"Weakness? Come test thy mettle against me, hairless ape, and we shall know who is weak!" You caught a fish. It was awesome. |
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« Reply #694 on: May 30, 2009, 09:29:51 PM » |
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Damn you, you were right. Applesauce will be my next experiment. Then Rock Star (the energy drink). I wonder how long I'm going to keep failing at failing.
Hmm, not so sure about the next 2. It's taste unusual for sure. |
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
There is no higher price than 'free'. "I won't die. I've been ordered not to die." |
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« Reply #695 on: May 30, 2009, 10:17:37 PM » |
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Whoopie pies!
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« Reply #696 on: May 31, 2009, 01:48:48 AM » |
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Applesauce: amazing. (Note: the applesauce was of the pomegranate+blueberry variety, because that didn't cost any extra)
Rock Star: Holy jebus, this has no business tasting as good as it does. I may have cheated, though: I also included pineapple.
One last experiment: chocolate and banana curry. If that tastes good, I'm going to declare that there is nothing edible that a curry can't be made of.
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So you end up stuck in an endless loop, unable to act, forever.
In retrospect, much like Keanu Reeves.
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« Reply #697 on: May 31, 2009, 04:19:31 AM » |
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We have started a new game of Axis and Allies the Anniversary Edition in '42. I'm the US this time. I have made many mistakes, as this is only my second time playing. My companions have made some mistakes (russia lost its capitol in the opening turn, britain has lost everything except britain and norway). They kept pushing me to invade Japan, and against all reason I did. I beat the odds rolling dice and zapped it. I made a few more mistakes in my build, and I thought it would take longer for Japans remaining fleet to arrive than it did. They attempted to retake Japan. It came down to me having 3 bombers and a fighter on defense against 2 fighters, one trooper, and an artillery unit (plus theres a battleship parked off the coast). I needed to roll three 1's, and a 4 or less to beat him. He had 2 rolls of 2 or less, and 2 rolls of 4 or less. |
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« Reply #698 on: May 31, 2009, 12:46:11 PM » |
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Applesauce: amazing. (Note: the applesauce was of the pomegranate+blueberry variety, because that didn't cost any extra)
Rock Star: Holy jebus, this has no business tasting as good as it does. I may have cheated, though: I also included pineapple.
One last experiment: chocolate and banana curry. If that tastes good, I'm going to declare that there is nothing edible that a curry can't be made of.
Given the current response on the above two, I'd hazard a bet that yes, if it's edible, it can be curried. Chocolate might lose some of the chocolately fragrance(plus I hadn't had enough choc to test this), but nothing should clash. EDIT:Also, a friend confirmed that it'd taste awesome. Choc makes it smooth and bananas are like alternative, sweeter potatoes. |
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
There is no higher price than 'free'. "I won't die. I've been ordered not to die." |
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« Reply #699 on: May 31, 2009, 12:51:41 PM » |
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Maybe if I add marshmallows as well...
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So you end up stuck in an endless loop, unable to act, forever.
In retrospect, much like Keanu Reeves.
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