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« Reply #260 on: November 21, 2008, 12:01:46 AM » |
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Holy shit. Calculus is awesome because I'm the most extroverted male in the room so the girls always want to talk to me. Or more recently, get my number so I can tutor them privately.
You lucky bastard. There are more than two women in your maths classes. For that you have earned my eternal jealousy. Like 6 out of 30ish people total. This means that I get all the female attention. |
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« Reply #261 on: November 21, 2008, 01:06:49 AM » |
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Tshern: Utility knife is the word we use for that. And I've done more extreme things than that. That's basically what a doctor would have done anyway, except charge a thousand bucks for the privilege. Or, he would've done the same and not charged me at all! But yes, basic medicare stuff is good to know, I don't like doctors. |
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Ja vuosia myöhemmin
kalvas kaksikko lattialla motellin tihrustelee,
kun sama keiju katossa leijailee.
Kyselevät: "Mikä päivä nyt on?
Tiedätkö sen?"
Kuiskaten laulaa keiju:
"Tämän elämän viimeinen."
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« Reply #262 on: November 22, 2008, 02:26:14 AM » |
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At this point I don't even know what I've changed into. Seven months ago I was the guy that couldn't get a date to save my life. Now let's look at what's on my plate. In order of now to later:
C-Legitimately interested in me, and has a rain check that I need to simply call in on.
B-Just met me tonight, but omg. She tentatively friend zoned me, but I'll be reversing that next week.
E-Wants me to tutor her privately. Don't know whether this is just help with from the prodigy, but reading her nonverbal, she seems to like me well enough that I can probably jump out of the F zone should I choose.
A-Has issues, but I expect to crack those some time before the semester is over and win her over. Very good potential.
K-Long time friend and has wildly unpredictable sex drive. Is in a relationship, but "it's not a physical relationship" and it is also open, which means should she be horny while we're in our home town she's pretty much going to call me up.
All of these girls are:
A) VERY pretty. More on the cute range than hot, but that's what I like. So, all have incredible bodies IMO.
B) Strong wit and mind. It's a requirement for me.
C) Good attitude/humor.
So, that's 5 girls that hit the trifecta that I have a rather good chance at pursuing in the near future. I feel sexy.
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« Reply #263 on: November 22, 2008, 03:15:42 AM » |
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I hate you... But seriously, good luck mate  |
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« Reply #264 on: November 22, 2008, 04:50:04 AM » |
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I hate you... But seriously, good luck mate Hey, it's not that difficult if you try. Also, note that ubernoob's observations are his subjective views, none of the ladies post here. |
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Ja vuosia myöhemmin
kalvas kaksikko lattialla motellin tihrustelee,
kun sama keiju katossa leijailee.
Kyselevät: "Mikä päivä nyt on?
Tiedätkö sen?"
Kuiskaten laulaa keiju:
"Tämän elämän viimeinen."
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« Reply #265 on: November 22, 2008, 10:02:31 AM » |
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Though if they did...  |
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CountArioch
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« Reply #266 on: November 22, 2008, 10:47:55 AM » |
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Hey, it's all good. Just because I'm pretty much done with romance doesn't mean that other people that still have a chance shouldn't jump for it.
That my philosophy.
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She has come to steal your sanity with just one glanceSacrapos - At First Glance, Eluveitie |
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« Reply #267 on: November 22, 2008, 10:57:30 AM » |
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I got turned down for a date yesterday and I actually feel relief. It's a nice feeling.
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« Reply #268 on: November 22, 2008, 02:40:50 PM » |
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I hate you... But seriously, good luck mate Hey, it's not that difficult if you try. Also, note that ubernoob's observations are his subjective views, none of the ladies post here. +1 None of the ladies would fit the supermodel look (not tall enough really), but they each have looks that are IMO more attractive. I just find a higher level of cute than sexy more attractive. As for being not difficult? I'd be willing to guess that I have an unfair advantage. I *have* been gifted with a great deal of intellect(which is fairly standard for this board) and charisma(not as standard, in fact probably rare due to the prevalence of introverts) with the eloquence to use language to better effect than most people(Sinister beats me hands down at this, but I can't think of many people here that have exhibited the quality). So, it's probably not really easy for most people. I've been try to crack A for going on two months, met C like two weeks ago, met B a day ago, met and never really talked to E months ago but had my first conversation with her a few days ago, and K has been my friend for years. So, there are massively different time scales at work that are each tailored to the girl. |
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« Reply #269 on: November 22, 2008, 03:17:43 PM » |
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Supermodel = anorexic twig. Translation: Epic Fucking Fail.
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« Reply #270 on: November 22, 2008, 03:55:15 PM » |
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Supermodel = anorexic twig. Translation: Epic Fucking Fail.
Depends on the model. And frankly, for a male I look like an anorexic twig. Slim girls are awesome. |
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« Reply #271 on: November 22, 2008, 04:54:34 PM » |
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I have never dated a slim girl for fear of breaking her. Slim girls look too fragile to me and it makes me feel clumsy.
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« Reply #272 on: November 22, 2008, 05:20:54 PM » |
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I have never dated a slim girl for fear of breaking her. Slim girls look too fragile to me and it makes me feel clumsy.
Plus Fucking One. |
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« Reply #273 on: November 22, 2008, 06:01:58 PM » |
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You're both giants.
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« Reply #274 on: November 22, 2008, 06:21:18 PM » |
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You're both giants.
He might be. I'm not. |
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« Reply #275 on: November 22, 2008, 07:34:38 PM » |
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You're both giants.
I just imagined Sunic as a giant fluffy fox.  |
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« Reply #276 on: November 23, 2008, 08:32:42 AM » |
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You're both giants.
I just imagined Sunic as a giant fluffy fox. Giant fluffy fox... with the divine smackdown. Remember that. *jerks on the leash attached to Bob's collar* |
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« Reply #277 on: November 23, 2008, 03:29:34 PM » |
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Though if they did... Hehe, this brings back memories of the whole Randalthor thing over on 339 |
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« Reply #278 on: November 23, 2008, 03:31:22 PM » |
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Though if they did... Hehe, this brings back memories of the whole Randalthor thing over on 339 Just let it be noted that I was the one that brought those girls into that thread then as well. Just, fyi. I'm a chick magnet. |
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« Reply #279 on: November 23, 2008, 03:37:17 PM » |
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I know, I read the entire "Is Caelic on vacation?" thread.
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