|
bhu
|
 |
« Reply #180 on: October 20, 2008, 05:16:52 PM » |
|
Supposedly, extreme sexual repression makes catholic girls either loads of fun or no fun at all.  It also makes some of them kinda kinky. "Can you pull my hair and spank me with a bible while we do it?" "I've had stranger requests..." "Oh and feel free to use one of those candles to burn me." "Uhh...what?" "You have any problems wearing a lizard suit?" |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
dman11235
|
|
« Reply #181 on: October 20, 2008, 06:12:02 PM » |
|
Yay! My co-worker is NOT going to jail because he didn't tell the police that he was being threatened by four armed robbers while they also stuffed a woman into a trunk (man? I don't know, I think they were forced to disrobe as well)!
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Sunic_Flames
|
|
« Reply #182 on: October 20, 2008, 06:19:49 PM » |
|
...What?  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
dman11235
|
|
« Reply #183 on: October 20, 2008, 06:24:08 PM » |
|
He's not going to jail. Not failmanager, but a different guy. See venting thread for law enforcement fail.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Sunic_Flames
|
|
« Reply #184 on: October 20, 2008, 06:36:15 PM » |
|
With that context, it actually makes some sense. Before I was wondering what the fuck you were talking about.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
CountArioch
|
|
« Reply #185 on: October 20, 2008, 11:24:07 PM » |
|
Supposedly, extreme sexual repression makes catholic girls either loads of fun or no fun at all. It also makes some of them kinda kinky. "Can you pull my hair and spank me with a bible while we do it?" "I've had stranger requests..." "Oh and feel free to use one of those candles to burn me." "Uhh...what?" "You have any problems wearing a lizard suit?" This girl seeing anyone right now? She seems like just what I need. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
She hasn't come to crush your bones, nor tear your flesh
She has come to steal your sanity with just one glanceSacrapos - At First Glance, Eluveitie |
|
|
|
bhu
|
|
« Reply #186 on: October 21, 2008, 06:38:13 AM » |
|
This girl seeing anyone right now? She seems like just what I need. She's free. She's always free. There are reasons why too, and many of them involve needles. :couch |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
JaronK
|
|
« Reply #187 on: October 21, 2008, 06:39:00 AM » |
|
Kink, drugs, or Chinese medicine?
JaronK
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
Ubernoob
|
|
« Reply #188 on: October 24, 2008, 12:37:26 AM » |
|
Due to a paperwork lapse the school gave me the fucktard's name. The police refused (for his own protection), but the school end gave me the full name. Epic fucking win. It's hunting season.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Ubernoob is a happy panda.
|
|
|
Judging Eagle
Domesticated Capuchin Monkey
Posts: 90
|
|
« Reply #189 on: October 24, 2008, 02:16:53 AM » |
|
But you didn't get any numbers or ask any for dates?! Why, JaronK, why??
You should never hit on people who are working. No, the waitress doesn't want to go out with you. Yes, she wants to be tipped. Yes, tips are a good chunk of her income at that job. ======== Not really happy, but I've noticed that I'm being paid more now than any of my previous jobs, and I only have to work my brain's logic, diplomacy and speech sections when doing so. I also have to talk alot at my part-time job. The talking dries my mouth, so I have water handy. Which is good, one needs lots of water in them on a daily basis. I've also learned to avoid some of my very common grammar errors. |
|
|
|
« Last Edit: October 24, 2008, 02:21:33 AM by Judging Eagle »
|
Logged
|
Name kept out of inertia. Thirteen years and counting.
|
|
|
|
bhu
|
|
« Reply #190 on: October 24, 2008, 03:34:28 AM » |
|
Kink, drugs, or Chinese medicine?
JaronK
Play piercing. Sort of like having sex during acupuncture. There are some places needles just shouldn't go. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
CountArioch
|
|
« Reply #191 on: October 24, 2008, 10:47:56 AM » |
|
Kink, drugs, or Chinese medicine?
JaronK
Play piercing. Sort of like having sex during acupuncture. There are some places needles just shouldn't go. Interesting. I like this girl already. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
She hasn't come to crush your bones, nor tear your flesh
She has come to steal your sanity with just one glanceSacrapos - At First Glance, Eluveitie |
|
|
|
JaronK
|
|
« Reply #192 on: October 24, 2008, 06:14:49 PM » |
|
You should never hit on people who are working.
No, the waitress doesn't want to go out with you. Yes, she wants to be tipped. Yes, tips are a good chunk of her income at that job. Well, in this case it wasn't about tips (we were both working after all), but hey, it was just fun flirtation (and rescuing of damsels, which is the point). And yeah, I've seen play piercing before. It's one of the rarer ones, but some people are really into it. *shrug* JaronK |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
BobismyRhino
|
|
« Reply #193 on: October 25, 2008, 12:31:22 AM » |
|
I was woken up today by my friend singing (rather obnoxiously) Happy Birthday to me. It made me laugh. And it was really nice of him to call.
I then got about 6 other calls from family members and friends all singing it to me too. My Japanese class even sang it to me... in japanese of course!
I then got to go eat yummy foods with my mom and dad at a new restaurant in town, and then got some nice shirts, a fuzzy sweatshirt, and some comfy cozy pajamas. I also was given $1,000 to put towards my computer that I need to buy for school.
All in all, I think it was a good haul.
What really made my day, however, were the pictures my friend posted on Facebook of the bachelorette party. They make me ROFL hardcore. Such a fun time...
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
People usually think that I've lost my mind. I haven't lost it, I know exactly where it is: the gutter.
My body is a temple. That is why I make chocolate sacrifices in it every day. |
|
|
|
BowenSilverclaw
|
|
« Reply #194 on: October 25, 2008, 02:30:55 PM » |
|
Glad to see you had a fun birthday, BimR  As for me, like I mentioned before, I already have tickets for Motörhead in November and AC/DC in march, and I just found out Judas Priest will be back march next year so I get to see the Priest 2 times in a little under one year  Also, I visited a great concert by Epica (Dutch symphonic metal) yesterday ~Bowen |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"Weakness? Come test thy mettle against me, hairless ape, and we shall know who is weak!" You caught a fish. It was awesome.  |
|
|
|
Ubernoob
|
|
« Reply #195 on: October 25, 2008, 02:48:10 PM » |
|
Epica (Dutch symphonic metal) Tis good stuff. In other news, my terrible dancing isn't too noticable from the vantage point of where the audience was yesterday. Although half the zetas still said I looked cute. I'm such a white boy. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Ubernoob is a happy panda.
|
|
|
|
BowenSilverclaw
|
|
« Reply #196 on: October 25, 2008, 03:11:32 PM » |
|
Epica (Dutch symphonic metal) Tis good stuff. In other news, my terrible dancing isn't too noticable from the vantage point of where the audience was yesterday. Although half the zetas still said I looked cute. I'm such a white boy.Yeah, sounds familiar. I'm a terrible white boy as well when it comes to dancing  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"Weakness? Come test thy mettle against me, hairless ape, and we shall know who is weak!" You caught a fish. It was awesome. |
|
|
|
Tshern
|
|
« Reply #197 on: October 25, 2008, 03:54:50 PM » |
|
Lack of booze does that to you.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Ja vuosia myöhemmin
kalvas kaksikko lattialla motellin tihrustelee,
kun sama keiju katossa leijailee.
Kyselevät: "Mikä päivä nyt on?
Tiedätkö sen?"
Kuiskaten laulaa keiju:
"Tämän elämän viimeinen."
Handy Links |
|
|
|
Ubernoob
|
|
« Reply #198 on: October 25, 2008, 03:57:47 PM » |
|
Lack of booze does that to you.
Agreed. We were rocking out last night after we got some booze in. |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Ubernoob is a happy panda.
|
|
|
|
BowenSilverclaw
|
|
« Reply #199 on: October 25, 2008, 04:00:04 PM » |
|
No no no, after getting some booze in you just care less about sucking at dancing and have more fun, it doesn't do any good to your technique though |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
"Weakness? Come test thy mettle against me, hairless ape, and we shall know who is weak!" You caught a fish. It was awesome. |
|
|
|
