If you had to

[Sinfire Titan]

Commit suicide, how would you do it?


I'd steal ED's idea. Nowing my luck, the cops would arrive to see the slam dunk actually happen.

[BowenSilverclaw]

Take as many people that I hate with me as possible 

[Nox_Noctis]

...Define "had to." Like, what is making me have to commit suicide? I'm a little confused. It doesn't seem like even someone with a gun to your head could force you to commit suicide (you could always refuse and see if you would actually shoot you).

Hypothetically, however, if I did somehow "have to" commit suicide, I'd probably (given unlimited resources with which to do this since this is my hypothetical world) find a way to get myself in a shuttle in space (alone, so I don't screw anyone else over with my own selfish suicide - seriously, suicide is pathetic and leaves other people to clean up your mess, hence my choice here with the shuttle so that any mess I do leave is in space, where no one gives a fuck if you're messy). Then I would sing Ground Control to Major Tom (in perfect conditions this would be a back-and-forth with actual people on Earth who are willing participants (who would sing the "ground control" parts) in the song but who have no idea I am committing suicide, thus preventing them from being implicated in assisted suicide), and then I would blow myself up (really, blow up the shuttle, but that's pretty much blowing myself up since the shuttle just came out of my hypothetical imagination and no one else is on-board).

Yup.

[BobismyRhino]

I can't think of anything other than the Book of Bunny Suicides. I would totally be the little bastard shaking pepper into Sauron's eye. 

[Sinfire Titan]

...Define "had to." Like, what is making me have to commit suicide? I'm a little confused. It doesn't seem like even someone with a gun to your head could force you to commit suicide (you could always refuse and see if you would actually shoot you).

Hypothetically, however, if I did somehow "have to" commit suicide, I'd probably (given unlimited resources with which to do this since this is my hypothetical world) find a way to get myself in a shuttle in space (alone, so I don't screw anyone else over with my own selfish suicide - seriously, suicide is pathetic and leaves other people to clean up your mess, hence my choice here with the shuttle so that any mess I do leave is in space, where no one gives a fuck if you're messy). Then I would sing Ground Control to Major Tom (in perfect conditions this would be a back-and-forth with actual people on Earth who are willing participants (who would sing the "ground control" parts) in the song but who have no idea I am committing suicide, thus preventing them from being implicated in assisted suicide), and then I would blow myself up (really, blow up the shuttle, but that's pretty much blowing myself up since the shuttle just came out of my hypothetical imagination and no one else is on-board).

Yup.

Its purely hypothetical. I don't mean that there is a situation that can't be solved, I'm just saying if you were going to, how would you?

[Irthos Levethix]

I would suck the poison from my dead lover's lips.

K thats unoriginal, NEXT.

[Tshern]

I'd take as many retards with me as humanly possible. Doing explosives isn't that hard and finding a hillbilly meeting should be even easier.

[Sinfire Titan]

I'd take as many retards with me as humanly possible. Doing explosives isn't that hard and finding a hillbilly meeting should be even easier.

Soap+Sawdust=Bomb. 'Nuff said.

[Tshern]

I'd take as many retards with me as humanly possible. Doing explosives isn't that hard and finding a hillbilly meeting should be even easier.

Soap+Sawdust=Bomb. 'Nuff said.

Any idea how damn ineffective that is?

[Sinfire Titan]

I'd take as many retards with me as humanly possible. Doing explosives isn't that hard and finding a hillbilly meeting should be even easier.

Soap+Sawdust=Bomb. 'Nuff said.

Any idea how damn ineffective that is?

Yeah. BUt shove enough down their throats before lighting it and watch them die. Then do it yourself.

[Arcane-surge]

I'd wear a necklace of detcord, with a crappy radio detonator. Go about every day with it on, until that detonator caught a stray signal and my head popped off in the lineup at the grocery store or something. It'd be fun for the whole family.

[CountArioch]

Death by sexual exhaustion.

[Irthos Levethix]

I'd take as many retards with me as humanly possible. Doing explosives isn't that hard and finding a hillbilly meeting should be even easier.

Well, if you're in the Ozarks ever, I can direct you to the nearest Klan meeting, or the local Wal-Mart.  Take your pick.

[AfterCrescent]

Death by Snoo-Snoo.

Or failing that, sky diving without the parachute. That'd make an amusing 'splash.'

[Ubernoob]

I'd make wargames a better movie.  In real life.

[tsuyoshikentsu]

Lead a Charge of the Light Brigade.

[Bozwevial]

Stand around on a major positive-dominant plane until I exploded.

In reality? Something relatively quick and painless, like decapitation with a very sharp object.

[Chemus]

I can't think of a method that I could actually bring myself to use. I must have a too well developed sense of self preservation.

But since this is fantasy...I think that I'd like to go in a cloud of pink mist. So, explosion on a very small craft at sea. Not quite as dramatic as Nox_Noctis's idea of personal shuttlecraft 'accident', but perhaps practical. Maybe I could take a windsurf board far enough...

[Nox_Noctis]

I'd make wargames a better movie.

How dare you.

[Mister_Sinister]

Long-drop hanging.