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bhu
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« Reply #40 on: August 26, 2008, 06:02:05 AM »

I have never hidden a sasquatch from the authorities in my house.
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« Reply #41 on: August 26, 2008, 09:22:21 AM »

I have never commuted grand theft outside of the district of columbia
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« Reply #42 on: August 26, 2008, 09:30:23 AM »

I have never felt good about accidentally chipping a small sliver of wood off of my B.C. Rich Virgo's head.
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« Reply #43 on: August 26, 2008, 10:23:09 AM »

I've never owned an MP3 player.

I love my Zen.

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I have never seen a monkey riding a wild boar.
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« Reply #44 on: August 26, 2008, 10:43:37 AM »

I have never pushed somebody into a wood chipper...  outside the district of columbia
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« Reply #45 on: August 26, 2008, 11:59:10 AM »

I have never played Frogger.
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« Reply #46 on: August 26, 2008, 12:02:32 PM »

I have never been more shocked about someone not playing a classic video game.
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« Reply #47 on: August 26, 2008, 12:06:45 PM »

I have never topped 130 miles/hour in my car.
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« Reply #48 on: August 26, 2008, 12:29:26 PM »

I have never ridden with PhoenixInferno behind the wheel. And thankfully I never will.
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« Reply #49 on: August 26, 2008, 01:37:51 PM »

i have never driven two cars at the same time
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« Reply #50 on: August 26, 2008, 01:45:24 PM »

I have never ridden three scooters at once.
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« Reply #51 on: August 26, 2008, 01:48:38 PM »

I have never ridden three women at once.... Sad
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« Reply #52 on: August 26, 2008, 02:51:27 PM »

I have never ridden three women at once.... Sad
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« Reply #53 on: August 26, 2008, 03:51:41 PM »

i hae never wanted to beat up someone more for not playing the best game ever until now.
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« Reply #54 on: August 26, 2008, 10:56:20 PM »

I have never cheated on a girlfriend with one of her ex-boyfriends... and gotten caught
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« Reply #55 on: August 27, 2008, 04:55:17 AM »

I have never been able to get more than 15 big marshmellows in my mouth all at once.
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« Reply #56 on: August 27, 2008, 05:01:47 AM »

I have never eaten an anchovie and marshmallow pizza.
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« Reply #57 on: August 27, 2008, 05:14:43 AM »

I have never eaten moose.  God knows I've had just about everything else (octopus, squid, crickets, bees, bear, horse, snake, turtle, gopher, alligator, squirrel, ostrich, etc, etc) but never moose.
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« Reply #58 on: August 27, 2008, 09:27:54 AM »

I have never eaten human.outside of the District of columbia.
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« Reply #59 on: August 27, 2008, 12:22:04 PM »

I have never been able to chew four full packs of Bubblicious at once. After 3.4 packs I start choking.
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