Warlock ... William Shatner on The Roast of Charlie Sheen

[awaken DM golem]

Shatner's line:
“I synthesized uric acid and calcium inside my bladder and turned it into a house for Habitat for Humanity. Who’s the warlock now, bitch!”
 



So build ideas ?? !!
I'm thinking:
Daern's Instant Fortress = the house, or Mage's Magnificent Mansion persisted or permanent.
Some blood component -type caster, and just refluffed to urine substance (icky but hey).
Calcium could be crystals, and Psi has lots of that and can be a "warlock" or close enough.

 

[altpersona]

as long as 'house' is not a template, PAO

[awaken DM golem]

 

Heh, I wasn't clear enough.
More along the lines of "casting" getting the Fortress to pop out.

There ought to be a Pain damage detail too.
Kidney Stones are brutal.

Wizard into Maho, dips Warlock for the CMage dual class.
Just has the spells, does interesting things with it.

[kremti]

Kidney Stones, IIRC, is considered more painful than Child Birth...

Oh the pain.

-K

[Sinfire Titan]

Kidney Stones, IIRC, is considered more painful than Child Birth...

Oh the pain.

-K

Please excuse me while I go cry in a corner for my own stone problems.

[awaken DM golem]

Ouch.


Sooo ... masochismspell then too.

"Hit Me. Here's a House!"