Completely RAW Transformation sequence (Or, "How to Make a Magical Girl")

[Bastian]

...which somehow appears in your hand.

Given the previous mentions of magical girls and tentacles, there's just no way I CAN'T visualize that in a dirty fashion.

You just close your eyes and press your hands to your chest in some innocent fashion.

That doesn't work, it says nothing about the new weapon replacing the old weapon, so as stated before it only creates enhanced clones.

[awaken DM golem]

" ... You call a weapon “from thin air” into your waiting hand (actually, it is a real weapon hailing from another location in space and time). You don’t have to see or know of a weapon to call it—in fact, you can’t call a specific weapon; you just specify the kind ... "


You are calling yourself from another time.
Cool.

But, if you call an Unarmed Strike, you don't get a "specific" weapon.
Hello new magic girl (not you) in your hand. Might have the tentacles, too.

??

[SorO_Lost]

Would becoming a +1 weapon also increase your hp and hardness by +10/+2, while setting your saves to a minimum of (¹/₂CL)+2?

You know what else increases your hardness?

Tubgirl?

Maybe for you...

Also, click here (no it's not tubgirl)

[nijineko]

Yes, but can they move as an attack action? Can they eventually be made of PURE ENERGY?

This can. At 4th and 20th levels, respectively.

necklace of natural weapons and brilliant energy would seem to work. plus throwing and returning should do the trick for movement... so yes.

[Amechra]

Dang. Alright, now we need to have a way to swap bodies with the summoned duplicate...

Why? Because having awesome saves and a ton of extra hitpoints/hardness is sexiness.

[Shiki]

Mind Switch, True?

[Lycanthromancer]

Mind Switch, True?

Then you just go back to whatever OTHER universe the other you came from, and your clone becomes the new you.

It's like Cosmo.