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« Reply #240 on: May 18, 2011, 02:28:45 PM » |
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No, undead monkeys are superior. Minor correction
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.
Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY! They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.
Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.
Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time. I give you much fu. Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
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Bi-Curious George
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Don't go looking for snakes, you might find them.
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« Reply #241 on: May 18, 2011, 03:13:49 PM » |
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I disagree, undead two-headed monkeys
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I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri rock! I need scissors! 61!
" 'Giving up' kills people. When a person refuses to give up, he earns the right to walk down the road of humanity." - Alucard
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« Reply #242 on: May 19, 2011, 02:51:29 AM » |
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With all this parroting in here, I know a parrot would fit best  I'm actually not sure, I want a parrot because it reflects the character to have a plumy pretty bird sitting at his soldier annoying almost anyone around it. But I want a Monkey because it can throw feces. I really have a hard time choosing between them. |
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Monks are pretty much the best designed class ever.
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« Reply #243 on: May 19, 2011, 02:55:13 AM » |
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Maybe this will make the choice a little easier to make. A monkey doesn't talk, and therefore won't accidentally give out trade secrets that could get you in trouble, or even killed.
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I reject your reality, and substitute my own. When God gives you lemons... it's time to find a new God. Like D&D Freakouts? Check out this 4th Ed one. |
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« Reply #244 on: May 19, 2011, 02:57:07 AM » |
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With all this parroting in here, I know a parrot would fit best I'm actually not sure, I want a parrot because it reflects the character to have a plumy pretty bird sitting at his soldier annoying almost anyone around it. But I want a Monkey because it can throw feces. I really have a hard time choosing between them. antropomorphic monkey were-parrot? This way you can have both  |
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« Reply #245 on: May 19, 2011, 03:41:32 PM » |
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Everyone let me know when you're ready. I see there's still a couple of sheet that need completing, or even starting.
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I reject your reality, and substitute my own. When God gives you lemons... it's time to find a new God. Like D&D Freakouts? Check out this 4th Ed one. |
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ShadowViper
Bi-Curious George
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Don't go looking for snakes, you might find them.
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« Reply #246 on: May 19, 2011, 04:20:19 PM » |
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Hopefully Myth Weavers is back up, have yet to check.
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I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri rock! I need scissors! 61!
" 'Giving up' kills people. When a person refuses to give up, he earns the right to walk down the road of humanity." - Alucard
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« Reply #247 on: May 19, 2011, 04:24:53 PM » |
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I double checked my sheet only a few minutes ago so it should be.
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Clerics and Druids are like the 4 and 2 in 42. Together they are the answer to the ultimate question in D&D.
Retire the character before the DM smacks you with the Table as the book will feel totally inadequate now.-Hazren
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« Reply #248 on: May 19, 2011, 07:06:03 PM » |
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Whenever you think you're good to go, you can start posting. It's before the archery contest so you can browse whatever you'd like.
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