Dude. Calm down. It'll be OK.
Oh, and try crystal keep; the Chaos Monk var is in a dragon mag, but I fergit which one.
Edit: Trades Flurry of blows for extra damage die/dice (depending on level). Swaps out purity of body/wholeness of body for some sort of miss chance. Trades some other abilities for retry save on to mind affecting 1/day, AFAIK.
You is WRONG! It's WAAAY more fricking awesome than that! Instead of +1 attack, you get a d3-1 extra attacks - and you get more from there! Good times. I LOVE that class.