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« Reply #520 on: August 09, 2011, 02:35:10 PM » |
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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« Reply #521 on: August 09, 2011, 08:09:51 PM » |
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« Reply #522 on: August 10, 2011, 03:03:17 PM » |
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
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« Reply #523 on: August 10, 2011, 08:38:27 PM » |
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well that was deeply disturbing.
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« Reply #524 on: August 11, 2011, 07:56:14 PM » |
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« Reply #525 on: August 14, 2011, 06:14:43 AM » |
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My workDeviantArtCurrent gamesThe tier system in a nutshell: Tier 6: A cartographer. Tier 5: An expert cartographer or a decent marksman. Tier 4: An expert marksman. Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left. Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy. Tier 1: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything and the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
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« Reply #526 on: August 14, 2011, 06:19:20 AM » |
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« Reply #527 on: August 14, 2011, 10:28:28 AM » |
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A gygaxian dungeon is like the world's most messed up game show.
Behind door number one: INSTANT DEATH!
Behind door number 2: A magic crown!
Behind door number 3: 4d6 giant bees, and THREE HUNDRED POUNDS OF HONEY! They don't/haven't, was the point. 3.5 is as dead as people not liking nice tits.
Sometimes, their tits (3.5) get enhancements (houserules), but that doesn't mean people don't like nice tits.
Though sometimes, the surgeon (DM) botches them pretty bad...
Best metaphor I have seen in a long time. I give you much fu. Three Errata for the Mage-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Barbarian-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Monks doomed to die,
One for the Wizard on his dark throne
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« Reply #528 on: August 14, 2011, 02:37:37 PM » |
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Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?
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« Reply #529 on: August 14, 2011, 02:48:56 PM » |
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Wow... that is just fkn epic.  DMs who have such a hard-on for their own "uber-NPCs", and who rub their awesomeness in the faces of the PCs, are one of the most irritating things I've had the displeasure of encountering. And this one even used a critical failure table... What sweet justice.  |
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?
Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
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« Reply #530 on: August 14, 2011, 03:21:04 PM » |
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And that is why you are supposed to stick to RAW as closely as sanity allows. And don't use Crit charts. |
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« Reply #531 on: August 16, 2011, 05:07:45 AM » |
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The mind transcends the body. It's also a little cold because of that. Please get it a blanket. I wish I could read your mind, I can barely read mine. "Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."
"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill
To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!
There is no higher price than 'free'. "I won't die. I've been ordered not to die." |
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« Reply #532 on: August 21, 2011, 07:56:30 PM » |
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I went to an anime convention today.
I hooked up with three girls on account of, get this, warm hands. I FINALLY got my Fullmetal Alchemist pocketwatch. AND I got the opportunity to show off in front of one of said girls. With a sword. For reals.
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« Reply #533 on: August 21, 2011, 08:40:57 PM » |
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I went to an anime convention today.
I hooked up with three girls on account of, get this, warm hands. I FINALLY got my Fullmetal Alchemist pocketwatch. AND I got the opportunity to show off in front of one of said girls. With a sword. For reals.
You showed off your sword in front of one of said girls. I guess its no wonder they are impressed.  |
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"You'll still be living in caves." "Hell I don't mind that." befriend (v.): to use mecha-class beam weaponry to inflict grievous bodily harm on a target in the process of proving the validity of your belief system. |
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« Reply #534 on: August 21, 2011, 10:42:59 PM » |
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I went to an anime convention today.
I hooked up with three girls on account of, get this, warm hands. I FINALLY got my Fullmetal Alchemist pocketwatch. AND I got the opportunity to show off in front of one of said girls. With a sword. For reals.
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« Reply #535 on: August 22, 2011, 10:22:48 AM » |
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I went to an anime convention today.
I hooked up with three girls on account of, get this, warm hands. I FINALLY got my Fullmetal Alchemist pocketwatch. AND I got the opportunity to show off in front of one of said girls. With a sword. For reals.
You showed off your sword in front of one of said girls. I guess its no wonder they are impressed. Not THAT sword!  |
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« Reply #536 on: August 22, 2011, 11:19:32 AM » |
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I went to an anime convention today.
I hooked up with three girls on account of, get this, warm hands. I FINALLY got my Fullmetal Alchemist pocketwatch. AND I got the opportunity to show off in front of one of said girls. With a sword. For reals.
You showed off your sword in front of one of said girls. I guess its no wonder they are impressed. Not THAT sword! Of course not. Your hands were warm because you were holding your pocketwatch. |
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« Reply #537 on: August 22, 2011, 11:21:57 AM » |
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Of course not. Your hands were warm because you were holding your pocketwatch.
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« Reply #538 on: August 22, 2011, 11:56:58 AM » |
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« Reply #539 on: August 24, 2011, 03:54:50 PM » |
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The goal of power is power. - idk We are not descended from fearful men. - Murrow The Final Countdown is now stuck in your head. Anim-manga sux.  |
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