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Author Topic: Things That Make You LoL, Act 3  (Read 45546 times)
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veekie
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« Reply #480 on: July 21, 2011, 02:39:38 AM »

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The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."
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« Reply #481 on: July 21, 2011, 01:57:40 PM »

Trollzama laughs at your humor.
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« Reply #482 on: July 24, 2011, 03:31:44 PM »

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« Reply #483 on: July 27, 2011, 02:15:54 PM »

Don't play it too loudly, as the end of it will get you weird looks.
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« Reply #484 on: July 27, 2011, 05:59:24 PM »

Laugh
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« Reply #485 on: July 28, 2011, 02:16:18 AM »

I herd you liek Mudkips...
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« Reply #486 on: July 28, 2011, 03:47:25 PM »

So I trolled two people at the bank pretty hard today.

I needed to create an account for my brand spanking new job. So I went over to the bank and they told me they couldn't create one without a document proving I lived here. No, they couldn't receive it through email either. I ask them what else I need, and they say only my ID.

So I head back home, eat lunch and return to the bank. Humongous line. At least they had chairs, so I could play my PSP in peace. Still an hour-long wait, though.

So when it's my turn, this obvious juicer academy rat steps up and says it's his turn. Except I saw him come in like five minutes earlier. I walk up to him and clear up the misunderstanding. He says "Look pal, I'm pissed and in a hurry, so you better get outta my way." Flex, flex.

At this point I casually comment, "You know the funny thing about steroids? They fuck up your heart rate really bad. I mean, I know four different ways of stopping the heart - two of them without even touching you, mind - and I can usually tell how long it'll take till the poor bastard finally gives in, give or take five seconds-" At this point, my cell phone signals I have a new message. Which equates to it playing this. "Excuse me please. Oooo, cool, my vivisection kit just got home! I'm gonna have so much fun. Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah. Anyway, steroids fuck it up so bad that I usually miss the time by a full minute or more, which isn't very funny when you have, I dunno, maybe three or five of them to live. And that's a darned shame when there's a hospital just down the street! So I guess what I'm saying is...

...do you feel lucky, punk?"


At this point, between my fast-talking and his assimilating what I just told him, the guy says, "Hey, I guess I can wait a few more minutes..."

"WONDERFUL! Thank you so much." I turn to the lady who's supposed to process my application next and say, "Sorry about that ~<3". Seriously, you could see the tiny emoticon heart and everything. At this point, she's pretty queasy.

So I sit down and she asks for my documents. Plus one that her colleague didn't tell me I needed, but the number of which I knew by heart. So she says, "I-I'm sorry, but without that, we can't really open y-your account..."

At which point I reply, "Oh my! That sounds horribly... inconvenient." And I give her a smile that's kinda like this.


Which basically told her this much in subtext: "Bitch, if you think I'm going home to bring back a piece of plastic whose information I can give you and that you can fucking confirm over the internet, you need to give me some of whatever you're smoking."

She reads between the lines and says, "L-l-let me check with the m-m-manager..."

I actually see her walk nervously up to a guy in a suit, like she's holding back tears, and the guy tells her something. She returns and says she can open my account as long as I can bring her a copy of the document tomorrow. Which she does. At the end of which I walk away singing this.
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http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/


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« Reply #487 on: July 29, 2011, 01:22:30 PM »

My 3 year old kid said this to my wife yesterday, as an excuse for why he couldn't take a nap:

I cannot fall asleep mom.
My hippo (a stuffed animal) is too noisy.
He makes all kinds of sounds.
He goes"wayuuaha".
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A couple of water benders, a dike, a flaming arrow, and a few barrels of blasting jelly?

Sounds like the makings of a gay porn film.
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« Reply #488 on: July 29, 2011, 01:28:50 PM »

That's not LOLsome, it's adorable!  Big Eyes  Big Grin
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For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/


Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
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My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!

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« Reply #489 on: July 29, 2011, 02:21:48 PM »

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veekie
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« Reply #490 on: July 31, 2011, 06:03:12 AM »

What is this I don't even
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The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."
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« Reply #491 on: July 31, 2011, 01:30:30 PM »


Needs moar disembowelment.

Who the fuck came up with the idea that My Little Effin' Pony is on the same level of awesome as Gurrenn Lagann?!
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Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/


Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!

bhu
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« Reply #492 on: July 31, 2011, 02:21:52 PM »


Needs moar disembowelment.

Who the fuck came up with the idea that My Little Effin' Pony is on the same level of awesome as Gurrenn Lagann?!

It prolly depends on your level of 'cute' fetishism
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« Reply #493 on: July 31, 2011, 02:41:11 PM »


Needs moar disembowelment.

Who the fuck came up with the idea that My Little Effin' Pony is on the same level of awesome as Gurrenn Lagann?!

It prolly depends on your level of 'cute' fetishism

Little animals, children and babies are cute. Moe is cute. The occasional chibi is cute.

My Little Pony is for really young little girls. And furries. Outside of that demographic it's pants-on-head retarded.

EDIT: (Point of clarification. There is a point at which "cute" and "arousing" occasionally intersect. None of those things I mentioned are anywhere near this particular point. That is all.)
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Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/


Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!

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« Reply #494 on: July 31, 2011, 05:28:06 PM »

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/06/bronies-my-little-ponys/
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The mind transcends the body.
It's also a little cold because of that.
Please get it a blanket.

I wish I could read your mind,
I can barely read mine.

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. At 2:15, it begins rolling up characters."

"Just what do you think the moon up in the sky is? Everyone sees that big, round shiny thing and thinks there must be something round up there, right? That's just silly. The truth is much more awesome than that. You can almost never see the real Moon, and its appearance is death to humans. You can only see the Moon when it's reflected in things. And the things it reflects in, like water or glass, can all be broken, right? Since the moon you see in the sky is just being reflected in the heavens, if you tear open the heavens it's easy to break it~"
-Ibuki Suika, on overkill

To sumbolaion diakoneto moi, basilisk ouranionon.
Epigenentheto, apoleia keraune hos timeis pteirei.
Hekatonkatis kai khiliakis astrapsato.
Khiliarkhou Astrape!

There is no higher price than 'free'.

"I won't die. I've been ordered not to die."
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« Reply #495 on: July 31, 2011, 07:14:15 PM »

Well, I guess I'm just not bro-ish enough.  Tongue

And speaking of ponies...
« Last Edit: July 31, 2011, 07:19:58 PM by Kuroimaken » Logged

Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/


Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!

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« Reply #496 on: July 31, 2011, 08:20:03 PM »

NOOOOOOO
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Tier 3: An expert marksman, cartographer and chef who can tie strong knots and is trained in hostage negotiation or a marksman so good he can shoot down every bullet fired by a minigun while armed with a rusted single-shot pistol that veers to the left.
Tier 2: Someone with teleportation, mind control, time manipulation, intangibility, the ability to turn into an exact duplicate of anything, or the ability to see into the future with perfect accuracy.
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« Reply #497 on: July 31, 2011, 09:12:36 PM »

So now you see the horror I'm up against.

Merry mid-year Christmas.
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Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/


Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!

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« Reply #498 on: July 31, 2011, 09:47:26 PM »

http://thedailywh.at/2011/07/30/mech-at-of-the-day/
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« Reply #499 on: July 31, 2011, 09:51:13 PM »

Meow-ketto PAWNCH!
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Gendou Ikari is basically Gregory House in Kaminashades. This is FACT.

For proof, look here:

http://www.layoutjelly.com/image_27/gendo_ikari/


Which Final Fantasy Character Are You?
Final Fantasy 7
My Unitarian Jihad Name is: Brother Katana of Enlightenment.
Get yours.

I HAVE BROKEN THE 69 INTERNETS BARRIER!

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