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« Reply #560 on: August 11, 2011, 03:36:41 PM » |
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regrets warning the driver and straps in tightly praying to scooby he doesn't figure out how large of a splat mark he leaves if he falls from a high height quickly "oh scooby"
he screams EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA as you barrel into the sky in a power climb. You have felt nothing like this on your life. You definitely aren't sure you'd like a repeat performance. |
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« Reply #561 on: August 11, 2011, 03:54:32 PM » |
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OOC: I assume you wanted this here a few squirrels approach Bill
"Hey mister it true yer peeple store paisan in their feets?"
It's not in our feet, exactly. But that is more or less true. Bill extends his leg and rearranges his fur slightly to reveal his spur in all its glory. We deliver it with this, I could show you if you like. I do not have to stab someone with it to do so, I could just empty some of it on the ground. It's really nasty stuff I tell you |
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« Reply #562 on: August 11, 2011, 05:32:25 PM » |
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Kintal hisses in response, electricity crackling between his teeth.
"Fnord he's just a kitty, save the preachin'." "That is not just a kitty madam, he sparks.""OK, so he's a magical kitty, they got their own Gawds y'know." The nipple reluctantly retreats to her shirt bitching about uppity goblin women, and you get ear skritches. Kintal purrs louder and smiles smugly. |
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« Reply #563 on: August 11, 2011, 10:36:54 PM » |
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Kintal hisses in response, electricity crackling between his teeth.
"Fnord he's just a kitty, save the preachin'." "That is not just a kitty madam, he sparks.""OK, so he's a magical kitty, they got their own Gawds y'know." The nipple reluctantly retreats to her shirt bitching about uppity goblin women, and you get ear skritches. Kintal purrs louder and smiles smugly. "Her right nipple pops up "Hi I'm Shaitan, former Pit Fiend. You wouldn't happen to be willing to part with your soul would you? I need a few to gain my own resurrection. You know what kind of hell it is being a goblins right nipple? Once I escape I can promise you POWER!" |
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« Reply #564 on: August 11, 2011, 10:37:20 PM » |
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OOC: I assume you wanted this here a few squirrels approach Bill
"Hey mister it true yer peeple store paisan in their feets?"
It's not in our feet, exactly. But that is more or less true. Bill extends his leg and rearranges his fur slightly to reveal his spur in all its glory. We deliver it with this, I could show you if you like. I do not have to stab someone with it to do so, I could just empty some of it on the ground. It's really nasty stuff I tell youHow nasty ?  |
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« Reply #565 on: August 12, 2011, 01:47:12 AM » |
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Kintal hisses in response, electricity crackling between his teeth.
"Fnord he's just a kitty, save the preachin'." "That is not just a kitty madam, he sparks.""OK, so he's a magical kitty, they got their own Gawds y'know." The nipple reluctantly retreats to her shirt bitching about uppity goblin women, and you get ear skritches. Kintal purrs louder and smiles smugly. "Her right nipple pops up "Hi I'm Shaitan, former Pit Fiend. You wouldn't happen to be willing to part with your soul would you? I need a few to gain my own resurrection. You know what kind of hell it is being a goblins right nipple? Once I escape I can promise you POWER!" Looking the nipple squarely in the eyes, Kintal says, "You must be bad at your job. Can't you tell that this soul is not in any condition to be sold?" |
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« Reply #566 on: August 12, 2011, 02:00:41 AM » |
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Kintal hisses in response, electricity crackling between his teeth.
"Fnord he's just a kitty, save the preachin'." "That is not just a kitty madam, he sparks.""OK, so he's a magical kitty, they got their own Gawds y'know." The nipple reluctantly retreats to her shirt bitching about uppity goblin women, and you get ear skritches. Kintal purrs louder and smiles smugly. "Her right nipple pops up "Hi I'm Shaitan, former Pit Fiend. You wouldn't happen to be willing to part with your soul would you? I need a few to gain my own resurrection. You know what kind of hell it is being a goblins right nipple? Once I escape I can promise you POWER!" Looking the nipple squarely in the eyes, Kintal says, "You must be bad at your job. Can't you tell that this soul is not in any condition to be sold?"the other nipple pops out "AHAAA!! I knew you understood me!" the goblin pilot "HOLY SHIT THE CAT TALKS!! WILL YOU THREE PIPE DOWN BEFORE I WRECK THIS THING!" |
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« Reply #567 on: August 12, 2011, 06:18:10 PM » |
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"So, what exactly are you part of? Do you align yourselves with one of the guilds, or are you hirelings? These machines are amazing!" Zach seems relaxed as one could be, enjoying the view wide eyed and smiling. The effect actually made him look about as crazy as he did when killing things, and the stark-white hair standing on end probably did nothing to help it.
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« Reply #568 on: August 12, 2011, 11:06:57 PM » |
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"So, what exactly are you part of? Do you align yourselves with one of the guilds, or are you hirelings? These machines are amazing!" Zach seems relaxed as one could be, enjoying the view wide eyed and smiling. The effect actually made him look about as crazy as he did when killing things, and the stark-white hair standing on end probably did nothing to help it.
"We're sort of employed by the city as it's official protectors. Think of us as the armed forces, 'cept we travel in style." |
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« Reply #569 on: August 13, 2011, 02:23:08 AM » |
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regrets warning the driver and straps in tightly praying to scooby he doesn't figure out how large of a splat mark he leaves if he falls from a high height quickly "oh scooby"
he screams EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA as you barrel into the sky in a power climb. You have felt nothing like this on your life. You definitely aren't sure you'd like a repeat performance. " MY GOD"  |
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« Reply #570 on: August 13, 2011, 04:51:41 AM » |
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"I can see that. Is this the whole retinue? Or is this only a portion of your forces? I'd imagine that with all the confusion, there would probably be a few left in the city.... or rather, over it..."
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« Reply #571 on: August 13, 2011, 09:12:55 AM » |
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OOC: I assume you wanted this here a few squirrels approach Bill
"Hey mister it true yer peeple store paisan in their feets?"
It's not in our feet, exactly. But that is more or less true. Bill extends his leg and rearranges his fur slightly to reveal his spur in all its glory. We deliver it with this, I could show you if you like. I do not have to stab someone with it to do so, I could just empty some of it on the ground. It's really nasty stuff I tell youHow nasty ? Bill suddenly sound very serious
Well, have you ever seen a man in so much pain he can't even scream? That's the initial effect, people just fall over and look as if the nine hells themselves joined forces to hurt them. But their is a long term effect as well, the poison numbs the mind and weakens the body, I've seen people having a hard time with ordinary tasks for over a month by it. He then gains a distant look on his face We are taught to be careful about when to use it quite early. |
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« Reply #572 on: August 13, 2011, 01:26:48 PM » |
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"I can see that. Is this the whole retinue? Or is this only a portion of your forces? I'd imagine that with all the confusion, there would probably be a few left in the city.... or rather, over it..."
"The city has several defenses. Besides us and the Mage's GUild, and the Priest from teh Street of the Gawds, we also have several Sphinxes, a Frost Giant, a harpy squadron, various adventurer's guilds, etc. After today's events you might be asked yourself." |
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« Reply #573 on: August 13, 2011, 01:27:48 PM » |
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OOC: I assume you wanted this here a few squirrels approach Bill
"Hey mister it true yer peeple store paisan in their feets?"
It's not in our feet, exactly. But that is more or less true. Bill extends his leg and rearranges his fur slightly to reveal his spur in all its glory. We deliver it with this, I could show you if you like. I do not have to stab someone with it to do so, I could just empty some of it on the ground. It's really nasty stuff I tell youHow nasty ? Bill suddenly sound very serious
Well, have you ever seen a man in so much pain he can't even scream? That's the initial effect, people just fall over and look as if the nine hells themselves joined forces to hurt them. But their is a long term effect as well, the poison numbs the mind and weakens the body, I've seen people having a hard time with ordinary tasks for over a month by it. He then gains a distant look on his face We are taught to be careful about when to use it quite early."Man if I could do that my mother in law would be a much nicer person." |
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« Reply #574 on: August 15, 2011, 11:56:15 AM » |
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Konner's plane makes an overly solid landing at high speed barely coming to stop before the pilot tells him to hop out so he can grab the next one in line. The rest of you arrive more or less in line as Konner's pilot powers back into the sky narrowly missing some of you while laughing maniacally.
The plane with the dwarf flops down like an elephant on the ground moments later "Awright, who's next?
Cusic gets a bidness card from the young lady who is her pilot due to her love of shiny.
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« Reply #575 on: August 15, 2011, 04:38:40 PM » |
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Joseph slumps t o the ground and thanks scooby for not deciding to see how big of mark joseph would leave if he hit the ground
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« Reply #576 on: August 15, 2011, 04:47:22 PM » |
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Kintal looks very happy to have all four paws on the ground again.
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« Reply #577 on: August 15, 2011, 09:36:57 PM » |
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Zach thanked his pilot with a quick word and a handshake, before hopping out of the pit and joining his comrades. As he slipped his swords back into his belt, he smiled at the group at large. "So, whose ready to thoroughly shit on the mages day? And is everyone alive and accounted for?"
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« Reply #578 on: August 16, 2011, 02:05:56 AM » |
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Zach thanked his pilot with a quick word and a handshake, before hopping out of the pit and joining his comrades. As he slipped his swords back into his belt, he smiled at the group at large. "So, whose ready to thoroughly shit on the mages day? And is everyone alive and accounted for?"
"I'm Alive, for now. Also i don't shit so that part i can't help with" Joseph says very seriously |
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« Reply #579 on: August 16, 2011, 05:06:07 AM » |
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"That.... was awesome... Lets do it again" Cusic bounces happily around the rest of the group
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