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« Reply #400 on: July 17, 2011, 10:25:46 PM » |
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Benny finishes up rounding out your items. "Is there anything else I can do before sending you all to the mortal realm? You probably won't need to wear those rings now, most of your enemies are dead."
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« Reply #401 on: July 18, 2011, 07:14:27 PM » |
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oink temporarily curls up in Bartholomeow's lap while Benny awaits further requests. He appears to be purring.
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« Reply #402 on: July 18, 2011, 07:44:21 PM » |
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Zach tears the ring off his finger, mutters something angrily about the number 11, and sighs as he can tell his physical image is restored.
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« Reply #403 on: July 18, 2011, 08:02:42 PM » |
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You hear noises outside. Those of you near windows can see a horde of the oddest individuals you have ever seen gathering outside.
"Open up Benny!"
"We hear you got virgins in there Benny."
"They should be given options Benny, let us in so we can chat with them..."
Beny sighs and walks to the door.
"BACK OFF YOU FUCKIN' VULTURES!! THEY ALREADY AGREED TO WORK FOR ME, AND SOME OF THEM GOT GAWDS ALREADY! THEY DON'T NEED YOU FUCKIN' UP A BAD SITUATION!"
He sighs.
"Well the other Gawds know you're here already. Typical. Several of them may offer you something when you leave here or after they think I'm not paying attention. My advice is say no if they will let you. We're a shitty bunch in general, and most people who deal with Gawds eventually get the shaft somehow, even if it's only by dint of association with one. Good luck kids."
Assuming none of you has anything else to ask, Benny waves his hands and you're back in front of the cave. The squirrels are haggling with some merchants already over the arms and armor off the dead mercs.
merchant: "Hmm..I'll give you 2 grand for the Ferret."
Skwirls: "Buuullshit. That's a +3 Ferret minimum. Were Skwirls. We know woodland critter based magical weaponry. Don't fuck with us."
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« Reply #404 on: July 18, 2011, 08:42:29 PM » |
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Bartholowmeow looks at the undead pig thing in his hands and shakes his head. "Gods..."
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« Reply #405 on: July 18, 2011, 08:58:28 PM » |
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Kintal purrs and stretches, then pads around in a circle. Something seems to be different about him since he made a deal with the god. Perhaps it's the fact that his teeth and claws look sharper and more pronounced than they did before, or the fact that his tail now seems to be somewhat threatening. Or maybe it's the small flashes of lightning playing in his paw prints...
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« Reply #406 on: July 19, 2011, 12:58:35 AM » |
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"For once, mage, I think we agree..."
Regardless of what she says, Alcy can't deny that she feels more whole. Perhaps this Benny did restore some of her powers, or perhaps it was having the divine power of that greatsword surging in her hands again.
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« Reply #407 on: July 19, 2011, 08:05:12 AM » |
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Bill nods in agreement with Bartholowmeow and Alyc.Sure feels great to be back to normal he then says to himself. Keeping your balance without a tail demands too much attention for my liking. to emphasise his point he flaps his tail and looks at it with a satisfied smile.
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Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?
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« Reply #408 on: July 19, 2011, 08:12:40 AM » |
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"So we can take these things off now?"
Mustave takes off his ring. He tests his new daggers out, throwing them in some random direction away from people out of sight, chuckling as they appear back in his hands.
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #409 on: July 19, 2011, 09:38:36 AM » |
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"Oh, good."
Teo happily takes off the ring. He's not used to having hair.
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« Reply #410 on: July 19, 2011, 11:31:03 AM » |
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"I guess we should go back to the city and see what the damage is... who has the communication ring again?" Bartholomeow sets the piglet down and looks about, sizing up the merchants and the mad squirrels.
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« Reply #411 on: July 19, 2011, 12:45:39 PM » |
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Alcy gladly takes off her ring, suddenly looking significantly less butch and ugly... at least, to most humanoids. A huge weight is lifted off her shoulders, as she is finally able to drop her all-serious, all-the-time routine along with the disguise. It took tremendous strength of will to avoid fawning over the forest critters- well, at least until they went all 'Woodland Critter Christmas' on their enemies.
She then turns to the pig, and while not as cute as a living baby piglet, Alcy manages to find the cuteness within it. Her eyes sparkle as her mind glosses over its appearance with a much more adorable one. "Hey piggy piggy! Here piggy piggy!"
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« Reply #412 on: July 19, 2011, 03:38:53 PM » |
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"oink!"  The little piglet quickly rushes towards you and nuzzles your calf. Ther merchants appear to be on the losing end of the argument and the Skwirls look quite smug and satisfied. Then they notice you "Oh Hai little kitty!" Apparently they only recognize Kintal.
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« Reply #413 on: July 19, 2011, 05:38:26 PM » |
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"Truffles, no! We don't fraternize with beings of pure good! *cough* I mean, girls have cooties!" Bartholomeow tries in vain to convince his familiar to leave the angelic being alone, though, even he must admit the piglet is rather adorable.
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« Reply #414 on: July 19, 2011, 07:02:44 PM » |
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"I guess we should go back to the city and see what the damage is... who has the communication ring again?" Bartholomeow sets the piglet down and looks about, sizing up the merchants and the mad squirrels.
"I do." Responds a voice, but in your head (the others hear it to). "It's nice to have my telepathy, and my body back." |
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Countdown to Zombie Apocalypse 97 When you see this, copy it into your sig and -1  Quotes In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh* There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse! When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.
But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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« Reply #415 on: July 19, 2011, 08:50:30 PM » |
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The young man spins in place looking for the origin of the voice, "Damnit! That means I won't have an advantage in a fight anym-- I mean, that's great! A body... that's just... wonderful. I wonder if that "god of death" or maybe the "god of undeath" will be pissed?" His frantic search quiets as he instead turns introspective.
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« Reply #416 on: July 19, 2011, 10:10:20 PM » |
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Joseph takes of his ring, "awww so much better." joseph stretches out his arms and legs. "Wait are you guys really that desperate for converts"  |
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« Reply #417 on: July 19, 2011, 10:43:14 PM » |
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Kintal waves a paw at the Skwirls. "Hey guys!"
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« Reply #418 on: July 19, 2011, 11:05:15 PM » |
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Alcy looks up from the pig, searching around. "What-- Oh, wow! Ceus, you're... bodied! Alive! Is that what you asked for?"
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« Reply #419 on: July 19, 2011, 11:09:03 PM » |
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The skwirls run over to Kintal and whisper conspiratorily: The moment Alcy quits paying attention to Truffles he begins lustily eating the shell of a dead crab man mercenary. He seems capable of eating his own body weight without swelling up and gaining size. Maybe more than his own body weight. He looks quite happy. You also notice the merc seems to be somewhat boiled and has been slathered in truffle butter. The locals have good taste in their sentient crab. They seem unkind towards pigs however and shoo him away. He comes back to you and pouts. |
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