Sir Shadow
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« Reply #380 on: May 04, 2011, 01:13:11 PM » |
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"What's a Shadow Veil?"
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bhu
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« Reply #381 on: May 04, 2011, 05:13:01 PM » |
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"It's a sort of robe made from undead that better able you to hide in shadows." |
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bhu
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« Reply #382 on: May 06, 2011, 02:27:31 AM » |
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"While Mister Bartholomeow ponders his options what about you Miss Savorel? What would you prefer from me?"
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solara
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« Reply #383 on: May 07, 2011, 05:52:36 PM » |
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"I must confess I hadn't thought of what I would like. I suppose, after this experience, I would like to be able to better control undead, or be more useful at defending myself and others. But I am, at heart, a healer."
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bhu
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« Reply #384 on: May 07, 2011, 07:05:04 PM » |
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"I could get you some defensive or healing items. Gawds always have plenty of those lying around. More than we need just in case..."
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bhu
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« Reply #385 on: May 18, 2011, 03:52:44 AM » |
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"Oink could you fetch the rack of priestly knick knacks we keep around for our guests to look at?"
"Oink!"
The small piglet scampers off and tugs in a wheeled rack with items on it. He appears a bit strong for his size.
"Anything I can interest you in Sir Bill?"
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Monotremeancer
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« Reply #386 on: May 18, 2011, 05:13:21 AM » |
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Bill removes the ring that makes him seem like a human and puts it in his pocket, it is obviously useless here. After a quick stretch of his tail and a satisfied scratch of his bill he says Well, I think I've finally figured out how to use the magic I channel when I am taking on the shapes of different animals, so I doubt I will find any use for most material stuff. But items of magic that works even when I take on other shapes would be appreciated. Bill raises the hand with his Stormfire Ring Like this little guy here... Aside from that, some more food, and then I think I'm good.
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Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?
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bhu
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« Reply #387 on: May 18, 2011, 06:13:53 AM » |
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« Reply #388 on: May 18, 2011, 10:17:54 AM » |
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"I don't mean to be rude, but will we have a chance to rest later? We had a bit of a rough day.
And I appreciate the new gear, food, wine, and... uh... Sassy."
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
Fluffy: Don't try it, Steve!
Steve: *charges*
Fluffy: *three critical strikes*
Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #389 on: May 18, 2011, 01:53:23 PM » |
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bhu
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« Reply #390 on: May 18, 2011, 05:56:31 PM » |
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"I don't mean to be rude, but will we have a chance to rest later? We had a bit of a rough day.
And I appreciate the new gear, food, wine, and... uh... Sassy."
"I'm hoping so. Whether or not you get the chance I'll be putting you back where you were in time. No since compromising your situation more than I have too." |
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bhu
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« Reply #391 on: May 21, 2011, 03:33:56 AM » |
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"Here you are Sir Bill with my compliments (You get Bracers of Lightning, two wilding clasps, and 1 potion pf Protection from Arrows 15/magis)."
"Now then Joseph, what can I do for you besides smoothing things over with Scooby?"
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« Reply #392 on: May 23, 2011, 04:25:35 AM » |
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Joseph begins rifling through the racks of priestly lewt with Savorel and Bartholomew.
"Well then Teo I guess that makes you next. What can I do for a student of Chaos?"
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« Reply #393 on: May 28, 2011, 06:55:16 PM » |
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"Sir, the taint from my slaadi heritage impacts my training, and I have not progressed as far along the true path as I could be. Please expunge this complication and let me feel true chaos."
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« Reply #394 on: May 29, 2011, 05:03:09 AM » |
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He will grant you that and He then turns his attention to a very patient ghost: "And what would you like kind sir?" THe pig looks at Jojo wistfully "oink?" |
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« Reply #395 on: May 29, 2011, 01:55:35 PM » |
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As I said, some help adjusting to being half on the mortal coil would be nice.
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Countdown to Zombie Apocalypse 97 When you see this, copy it into your sig and -1  Quotes In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh* There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse! When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.
But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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bhu
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« Reply #396 on: June 24, 2011, 03:17:59 PM » |
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"And what can I get for our lonely Samurai?"
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« Reply #397 on: June 24, 2011, 05:12:29 PM » |
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Zachary thought about it, thinking to himself about all the things he had learned about in recent history. "Honestly, this world is so new to me, I know barely what to ask for." He thought to the bangles hidden around his ankles, and the token he still had hidden in the magnificent bag on his lower back. Thinking on all these things, he finally looked up, uncrossed his arms, and placing them respectfully in his lap, finally spoke. "I don't know much about the magics of this world, but the magics I have been given, amplifying my sword, my armor, and even my ability to step, have put me on the level of a hero of legend where I come from. The bangles that transport me are incredibly helpful, and the enhancement to my armaments allowed me to fight that last combat with solely my wakizashi. If you can supply me with anything to support my abilities in combat, that would fulfill my purposes greatly."So, I've been thinking about it for a while. If I could get the Anklets of Translocation combined with Boots of Swift Passage (MIC p.78, 5,000 gp), that'd be grand. Aside from that, I probably need a method of flying, but I'm not sure what any of the better items from doing so are (I remember a set of wings, which seems clumsy for a swordsman, and the flying broomstick, but beyond that I've never bought something like it). And as I'm melee, I'm always up for some enhancements to my equipment, like warning (+1) on my gauntlet (which would need to be magical first, so that'd be 8k total). Sudden stunning (2k) on my katana/wakizashi would be sick, and since I like mah charisma, any charisma items would be wonderful as well. Parrying (8k) would be nice for the katana as well. Weapon crystals are cool, and anything with fire themed-ness would combo well with my charries picture, and armor crystals would be nice additions for getting rid of a little extra. I haven't got a lot of my item slots filled, so a lot of items would be useful to me at this juncture. A belt of battle is nice, but not yet necessary, and also is quite expensive.
Also, if you have any custom items for the samurai classes, that'd be good for testing the class out as well! |
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« Reply #398 on: June 24, 2011, 10:14:19 PM » |
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" if its not too much trouble, if i cuold get a metamagic rod of enlargment? you know to make it so i can hit the guys who are father away and stuff, Ohh and sandals of swiftness would be nice too" Josephs says excitedly
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« Reply #399 on: July 06, 2011, 11:49:20 PM » |
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Ok FLay you get the following THe lil piggie oinks at you stubbornly. |
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