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« Reply #180 on: April 05, 2011, 02:26:40 AM » |
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Karl and the zombies are dead so theres only the Mercs left. which all say Me1 or Me##
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« Reply #181 on: April 05, 2011, 02:35:09 AM » |
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bhu
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« Reply #182 on: April 05, 2011, 05:55:59 PM » |
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Shite. when I moved you I must have forgotten to erase the old one. You ding him in the head, and he truns to look at you nervously and says 'cut that out, were in cease fire."
Ernie holds, were over to ALcy
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« Reply #183 on: April 07, 2011, 07:09:42 PM » |
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Alcy holds her action as well until something, anything, becomes more clear.
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bhu
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« Reply #184 on: April 08, 2011, 02:55:51 AM » |
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RUam is up then
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« Reply #185 on: April 08, 2011, 07:51:18 AM » |
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(Posting early because I might be busy later)Mustave reloads his crossbow and holds his shot, shooting the first opponent who looks hostile.
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
Steve: You underestimate my power!
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Steve: **** I don't even stat out commoners. Commoner = corpse that just isn't a zombie. Yet. When I think "Old Testament Boots of Peace" I think of a paladin curb-stomping an orc and screaming "Your death brings peace to this land!" Buy a small country. Or Pelor. Both are good investments.
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« Reply #186 on: April 08, 2011, 07:53:12 AM » |
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I hold my action as well.
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Who cares for realism when you can be awesome?
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« Reply #187 on: April 08, 2011, 06:38:51 PM » |
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(Posting early because I might be busy later)Mustave reloads his crossbow and holds his shot, shooting the first opponent who looks hostile. It appears so yes. or at least everyone is more worried about whats happening in that cave than they are of you. FLay I assume you are still holding? If so Sir SHadow is up. |
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« Reply #188 on: April 08, 2011, 07:08:37 PM » |
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Assumption correct, my invisible self is holding, readying an action in case of dangerous shit coming through the entrance.
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« Reply #189 on: April 08, 2011, 08:28:23 PM » |
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« Reply #190 on: April 09, 2011, 12:37:27 AM » |
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« Reply #191 on: April 10, 2011, 05:09:35 PM » |
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Sir Shadow?
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« Reply #192 on: April 11, 2011, 10:35:35 PM » |
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Yea, Holding... wait, well... 1d20+15=211d20+15=23bah, shitty rolls are shitty. |
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« Reply #193 on: April 12, 2011, 03:44:58 AM » |
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What did you roll for? Jojo is up |
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« Reply #194 on: April 12, 2011, 11:15:16 AM » |
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Ceusharath drops into the ground, then rushes in the direction of the rest of the group.
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Countdown to Zombie Apocalypse 97 When you see this, copy it into your sig and -1  Quotes In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh* There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse! When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.
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« Reply #195 on: April 13, 2011, 12:03:31 AM » |
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A hush falls over the area. The shaking stops, and remnants of smoke still seep from the cave mouth. You can see a light shining from the cave, when the two hookers emerge. Glowing naked hookers. Covered in what might be bodily fluids, hovering in the air. Their expression is slack and dead, with the pupils in their eyes gone. Their distended bellies seem in an advanced stage of pregnancy. Their heads suddenly snap up and they stare at the assembled host and as one their mouths fall open and without speaking their voices echo loudly:
"BEHOLD THE WIVES OF YOUR DARK GAWD!! WHO DARES DESECRATE THE SHRINE?? WHO IS IN CHARGE HERE?"
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« Reply #196 on: April 13, 2011, 01:46:48 AM » |
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A hush falls over the area. The shaking stops, and remnants of smoke still seep from the cave mouth. You can see a light shining from the cave, when the two hookers emerge. Glowing naked hookers. Covered in what might be bodily fluids, hovering in the air. Their expression is slack and dead, with the pupils in their eyes gone. Their distended bellies seem in an advanced stage of pregnancy. Their heads suddenly snap up and they stare at the assembled host and as one their mouths fall open and without speaking their voices echo loudly:
"BEHOLD THE WIVES OF YOUR DARK GAWD!! WHO DARES DESECRATE THE SHRINE?? WHO IS IN CHARGE HERE?"
"GREAT severely hormonly pregnant undead hookers worshiping a twerp wizard. Fun times fun times." |
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« Reply #197 on: April 13, 2011, 01:55:45 AM » |
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As one they swivel to regard you:
"WE DO NOT WORSHIP THE BOY. HE IS WITH THE MASTER NOW. YOU INSULT THE MASTER BY YOUR SUGGESTION. WE ARE NOT UNDEAD."
The sky darkens, and lightning begins to flicker among the clouds, particularly in Konner's direction. One of the mercenaries loudly says "Fuck it. I'm out." Many of them begin openly fleeing.
"WE REPEAT. WHO IS IN CHARGE HERE?" Assorted nearby living things begin to look at the party members imploringly.
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« Reply #198 on: April 13, 2011, 05:49:51 AM » |
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With a sigh, Zach steps from the mouth of the cave into a move open spot, and speaks. Though he knows he is invisible, he stands where his companions need not. Besides, facing potential, frightening death was more up his alley. In a loud, clear voice, he speaks up so as to be known. "There is no one leader for the party assembled. The mercenaries were pawns of the boy. The squirrels and badgers were allies to the party, who as I have said are not lead so much as move as one. I was the one who first spoke with interest in moving out against the boy-wizard, and so I will speak to you as the loosely defined "in charge." I might also make note that our interactions with you were not only unplanned by myself and my party and allies, but that such interactions with beings such as yourselves were unknown to be possible. My name is Zachary Magen, and I am a Ronin; might I know the names of those I am honorably addressing?"
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« Reply #199 on: April 13, 2011, 07:47:27 AM » |
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(( Those were rolls to identify wtf is going on, though now it seems like a knowledge(Religion) would be in order o.o;;; ))
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