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« Reply #940 on: October 07, 2011, 09:57:12 AM » |
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Bill turns from the once again happy Cusic to see what the commotion is about.
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« Reply #941 on: October 07, 2011, 05:23:52 PM » |
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the tallest of the hooded men steps forward:
"NON-BELIEVERS!! FOR TOO LONG YOU HAVE SOILED THE AIR WE BREATHE!! WE KILL YOU NOW IN THE NAME OF OUR GAWD!!
The light show is amusing as 1 or 2 dozen bar patrons open up with their eyebeams. The men quickly crumple to the floor unconscious or stunned. One's big toe is on fire. He twitches. The bartender hovers over:
"Gawdammit how many times I gotta keep tellin' you Paladins ta fuck off and stay outta my bar?"
He scooches their bodies out into the street via telekinesis.
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« Reply #942 on: October 07, 2011, 07:22:20 PM » |
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"Remind me never to hire paladins..." Zach starts to become animate again. "So, anyway..... if you intend to teach your style of combat to your son, would you have any objection to my teaching him the fundamentals of swordsmanship as I have learned them? Also, your experience seems vast, and that's something I can use. But what other skills do you possess, and what skills are exhibited by the other five? Can you throw nuts with the lethality I saw in the woods?"
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« Reply #943 on: October 07, 2011, 08:27:05 PM » |
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"Well sir, I'm an old hand at soldiering, and my son is retired army so to speak. M' grandkids got spunk, and they're pretty sneaky, but they need skill to back it up. Son's wife would make a good record keeper or inofrmation gatherer. She's a natural gossip. We rely on her to keep ahead of the times."
After helping in the eye laser fusilade Bawb floats over to Littha. "Y'know if you ain't into alcohol they make sodas here. You ever had a soda?"
Truffles looks disturbingly pleased with himself.
The Medusa excuses herself saying she needs to return home, and by Gawd you'd better have her a man soon (hiccup).
WHat you guys doing now?
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« Reply #944 on: October 07, 2011, 09:58:43 PM » |
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"Nope, what's a soda?" Cusic looks intrigued but also still sorta strung out.
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« Reply #945 on: October 08, 2011, 01:36:31 AM » |
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Joseph turns to the floating eye laser beam guy "She Does not need Caffeine. Yet." joseph says
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« Reply #946 on: October 08, 2011, 04:34:13 AM » |
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Bawb looks at Joe quizically "What's kafeen?"
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« Reply #947 on: October 08, 2011, 05:09:59 AM » |
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We should probably get going soon, lot's to do tomorrow. Might I suggest we impose a last round of drinks on ourselves?
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Countdown to Zombie Apocalypse 97 When you see this, copy it into your sig and -1  Quotes In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh* There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse! When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.
But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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« Reply #948 on: October 08, 2011, 07:04:07 AM » |
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Bill whistles in an impressed manner (an odd sight, considering the fact that he lacks lips) at the light show and turns to the bartender.
I might just try one of these sodas, never been one for alcohol. Also, what was up with those guys? *points at the exit used for the paladins*
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« Reply #949 on: October 08, 2011, 07:53:16 AM » |
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Mustave looks over at the bartender. "That was pretty impressive."
He finishes his ale and looks towards the others that are there. "So, what's up now?"
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My balancing 3.5 compendiumElemental mage test gameQuotesIt is a shame stupidity isn't painful. Totally true. Historians believe that most past civilizations would have endured for centuries longer if they had successfully determined Batman's alignment. Why are so many posts on the board the equivalent of " Dear Dr. Crotch, I keep punching myself in the crotch, and my groin hurts... what should I do? How can I make my groin stop hurting?" I suggest carving "Don't be a dick" into him with a knife. A dull, rusty knife. A dull, rusty, bent, flaming knife. Fluffy: It's over Steve! I've got the high ground!
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« Reply #950 on: October 08, 2011, 07:55:50 PM » |
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"Well, we should probably find a man suitable for our client, and I personally have no skills that would aid in that search. So I'm going to investigate the zombie. The one that got away..." Turning back to the old squirrel, "I'll leave whenever you're ready, sir."
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« Reply #951 on: October 08, 2011, 09:14:09 PM » |
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Bartholomeow is also quite pleased with Truffles and gives him an affectionate pat on the head. Listening in on Zach's conversation, he is also interested in pursuing the lead on the zombie, and keeping the Samurai in one piece. "I'll come along with you; I'm more use hunting undead than trying to find the love connection for a medusa."
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« Reply #952 on: October 09, 2011, 12:34:27 AM » |
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Bawb looks at Joe quizically "What's kafeen?"
"the stuff inside the soda." joseph says |
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« Reply #953 on: October 09, 2011, 02:29:07 AM » |
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Bill whistles in an impressed manner (an odd sight, considering the fact that he lacks lips) at the light show and turns to the bartender.
I might just try one of these sodas, never been one for alcohol. Also, what was up with those guys? *points at the exit used for the paladins*
He serves you some sort of dark, fizzy beverage that tastes like various spices and some sort of root you can't quite place. "Paladins. Lots of 'em get some sort of stick up their ass about our bar being a 'den of abominations' or some crap like that and come in to start trouble. We usually blast the little racist bastards and shove em back outside. If they persist we inform the Sheriff. Let me know if you like the soda it's a new invention. I'm thinking of calling it 'Root Beer'." |
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« Reply #954 on: October 09, 2011, 02:30:44 AM » |
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"Well, we should probably find a man suitable for our client, and I personally have no skills that would aid in that search. So I'm going to investigate the zombie. The one that got away..." Turning back to the old squirrel, "I'll leave whenever you're ready, sir."
"I'm ready. Let's make sure we don't leave the bottle." *grins* "If I heard right you boys pissed off a mess o' people, and it's getting late. Maybe you should all go home and look through those papers regarding a new house instead of making yourselves targets." |
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« Reply #955 on: October 09, 2011, 02:31:39 AM » |
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Bartholomeow is also quite pleased with Truffles and gives him an affectionate pat on the head. Listening in on Zach's conversation, he is also interested in pursuing the lead on the zombie, and keeping the Samurai in one piece. "I'll come along with you; I'm more use hunting undead than trying to find the love connection for a medusa."
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« Reply #956 on: October 09, 2011, 03:22:57 AM » |
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"I'm ready. Let's make sure we don't leave the bottle."
*grins*
"If I heard right you boys pissed off a mess o' people, and it's getting late. Maybe you should all go home and look through those papers regarding a new house instead of making yourselves targets."
The grin that Zach gives takes a second to show teeth, and is easily just as large and twice as terrifying. "We're already targets; I have half a mind to make that my personal seal. Or perhaps our banner? I'll have to talk that over with the others. I'll tell you that story as we walk... Bart, he may be right though, we might want to establish our new base first..." Zach grabs the table as he gets up to leave, subconsciously leaving his arm dangling near the table for the squirrel to run up. |
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« Reply #957 on: October 09, 2011, 04:01:28 AM » |
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So who all is going where?
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« Reply #959 on: October 09, 2011, 05:54:30 AM » |
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Bill whistles in an impressed manner (an odd sight, considering the fact that he lacks lips) at the light show and turns to the bartender.
I might just try one of these sodas, never been one for alcohol. Also, what was up with those guys? *points at the exit used for the paladins*
He serves you some sort of dark, fizzy beverage that tastes like various spices and some sort of root you can't quite place. "Paladins. Lots of 'em get some sort of stick up their ass about our bar being a 'den of abominations' or some crap like that and come in to start trouble. We usually blast the little racist bastards and shove em back outside. If they persist we inform the Sheriff. Let me know if you like the soda it's a new invention. I'm thinking of calling it 'Root Beer'." Bill drinks about half of the serving, pays the bartender, says goodbye to Ted and prepares to leave with Zach and Bart, also preferring to kick undead butt over helping a medusa find a mate |
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