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« Reply #660 on: August 30, 2011, 05:28:28 AM »

"I Guess I will be the Medic since I am the embodiment of a Healing Spell" Joseph says "shrugging"
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Every generation has a teen heartthrob made for 16 and Tiger Beet magazine.

You can go back many years and there was a guy named Donny Osmond who probably every male teenager wanted to kick the crap out of. Leif Garrett, David Cassidy, The Mmm Bop kids, Justin timberlake, on and on.

This Bieber kid is just another of many over-hyped kids created? by the music machine geniuses to give them someone to grace the covers of 16 magazine and to get little teen girls excited. Random Youtuber

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« Reply #661 on: August 30, 2011, 07:53:46 AM »

"I'm good at throwing things. And I bring the gift of laughter, and that's the greatest gift of all!"
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« Reply #662 on: August 30, 2011, 12:10:41 PM »

Bartholomeow thinks about offering himself as the one to keep track of weapons and other goods, but he quickly tosses out the idea. He has his own plans that will likely take a large portion of his attention.
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« Reply #663 on: August 30, 2011, 01:09:36 PM »

"Yes but which one of you wants to be the leader?  The public face of the group to the rest of the world?  You'll want to decide that before we expose you."
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« Reply #664 on: August 30, 2011, 02:11:31 PM »

Kintal shakes his head.  "I will not be the leader, I have too many obligations as it is.  Anyways, just look at me."
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« Reply #665 on: August 30, 2011, 02:20:34 PM »

"Ooh! Ooh! I'll do it! I'd be a great talky-person-thing!"
^ That is a terrible idea.
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« Reply #666 on: August 30, 2011, 02:29:47 PM »

I'm fairly qualified to act as leader. So unless anyone thinks they can do it better than me, It looks Like I have all the "people" jobs.
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« Reply #667 on: August 30, 2011, 02:56:37 PM »

"It's more than just a pretty face job.  You'll need to be able to negotiate contracts, fend off the press or other enemies, and decide what jobs your Guild takes.  Speaking of jobs, did you finish the two you accepted going down to the forest?"
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« Reply #668 on: August 30, 2011, 03:00:18 PM »

I'm fairly qualified to act as leader. So unless anyone thinks they can do it better than me, It looks Like I have all the "people" jobs.
Please do. I wouldn't touch the job with a long stick. Heck, the reason I went to live in the forest, away from civilization was to get away from people.

You'll need to be able to negotiate contracts, fend off the press or other enemies, and decide what jobs your Guild takes.
*shudders*
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« Reply #669 on: August 30, 2011, 03:12:09 PM »

"It's more than just a pretty face job.  You'll need to be able to negotiate contracts, fend off the press or other enemies, and decide what jobs your Guild takes.  Speaking of jobs, did you finish the two you accepted going down to the forest?"
We have finished the one involving zombies, and have yet to deal with helping the Medusa. And I can probably handle the job.
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In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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« Reply #670 on: August 30, 2011, 03:32:30 PM »

"Ooh ooh I want to lead, I am good with people and some stuff"
^ Not quite as stupid as it sounds, levels in bard and 20 Cha help XD
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« Reply #671 on: August 30, 2011, 04:19:06 PM »

The Crystal in Cusic's possession become even shinier than normal, hopefully distracting her from any notions of leadership.

My psicrystal can actually become "extra shiny". Best waste of a feat ever. Also, While Cusic is a good people person, Cusic shouldn't be the leader for the Same reason Elan shouldn't be the leader.
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In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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« Reply #672 on: August 30, 2011, 05:51:45 PM »

Oooooh.... Cusic is lost staring into the crystal

I know, I wasn't serious lol. I would be like making the general of your army an autistic kitten...
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« Reply #673 on: August 30, 2011, 07:15:38 PM »

Alcy says,"I have experience leading squads of Eladrin into battle against the forces of evil, and am familiar with a variety of weapons. Either leader or quartmaster would suit me best, though I do not plan to stay in this world any longer than I have to..."
^^which is exactly what one says when one is stuck in aforementioned place indefinitely Big Grin ^^
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« Reply #674 on: August 30, 2011, 09:03:35 PM »

"My vote for leader goes to either the Swordsman or the Celestial. Honestly, it might be best if Alcy wasn't our leader since her "pure good" tendencies could impair her judgment..."
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« Reply #675 on: August 30, 2011, 09:39:05 PM »

"Ooh ooh I want to lead, I am good with people and some stuff"
^ Not quite as stupid as it sounds, levels in bard and 20 Cha help XD

"That's a possibility.  There's a great many would underestimate your team with you as leader."

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« Reply #676 on: August 30, 2011, 09:41:48 PM »

Bartholomoew is the picture of innocence and purity.
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« Reply #677 on: August 31, 2011, 01:41:08 AM »

 
Bartholomoew is the picture of innocence and purity.

 
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« Reply #678 on: August 31, 2011, 02:07:10 AM »

"'Impair' my foot! It would lend this team some credibility. Besides, my kind aren't as rigid as the Angels or Archons. We do what needs to be done to get the job done right; Just because we do it in the name of Good doesn't mean we can't lie, cheat, and steal when the situation calls for it."
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« Reply #679 on: August 31, 2011, 02:23:50 AM »

Actually, the sheriff makes a very good point. Who we say is leader is basically ceremonial anyway. I can feed lines from any one of us to whoever gets the role. If Cusic is leader, we'll seem less dangerous and most people will underestimate us.
I withdraw interest in leadership and vote Cusic for leader.
Also, For quartermaster, I feel Alcy would be the best choice. While Zach is good with weapons, he is from a world without magic, and we won't have mostly non-magic gear for long.

So far, I'm acting as Liaison to the the sheriff's office, The king of Gems is the treasurer, Joseph is the medic.
Quartermaster could be Alcy (1 vote) or Zach. Both would probably do a good job.
For leader, Zach (1 vote), Teo, Cusic (1 Vote), or Alcy.
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In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D.  *sigh*
There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse!
When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.

But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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