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« Reply #620 on: August 25, 2011, 02:50:48 AM » |
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The coaster takes off at a slow, jittery 4000 miles per hour, quickly taking you to the district the Mage's Guild was in. Most of the buildings here are scarred ruins or completely destroyed. You arrive to see a certain were wolf patriarch holding the severed head of an Archmage (along with his small pack) politely telling the Sheriff and a small army that includes a Frost Giant to go fuck themselves because what he did was necessary.
Driver: "Well, good luck folks. Looks like you'll need it. Now if you'll kindly pop off before another Gawd blows up whats left of the place I'll pick up my next fare..."
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« Reply #621 on: August 25, 2011, 03:52:19 AM » |
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The scene of utter madness was becoming oddly familiar to Zach, after only a short time in this new world. It was homey. This worried Zach, in regards to his sanity. "Think we should hold back and let the Sheriff deal with this before cluttering up his plate with our story?"
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« Reply #622 on: August 25, 2011, 04:29:34 AM » |
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" really... we leave them alone for a few hours and they go and kill the archmage. well they are ambitious bunch aren't they" joseph says shaking his head
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I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. - edgar allen poe
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« Reply #623 on: August 25, 2011, 09:46:05 AM » |
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"Weren't we just in a fight with a bunch of werewolves? These fleebitten mutts are everywhere."
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« Reply #624 on: August 25, 2011, 12:34:05 PM » |
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"Well, great."
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« Reply #625 on: August 25, 2011, 01:31:41 PM » |
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Kintal looks at the carnage and laughs with glee!
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« Reply #626 on: August 25, 2011, 01:52:48 PM » |
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Ceusharath sighs, and goes over to make sure the sheriff knows the whole story.
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Countdown to Zombie Apocalypse 97 When you see this, copy it into your sig and -1  Quotes In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh* There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse! When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.
But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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bhu
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« Reply #627 on: August 25, 2011, 02:17:03 PM » |
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The Sheriff and the head wolf are pretty much arguing toe to toe at the top of their lungs. As Ceushareth approaches both stare at you and the hairs stand up on the back of your neck. They look moments away from berserking.
Sherrif: "You're late."
Werewolf: "Weren't you dead?"
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« Reply #628 on: August 25, 2011, 02:31:39 PM » |
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"Yes I was dead. Now that's dealt with, I've become much stronger mentally." (actually spoken) Ceusharath then transmits the entire memory of Jimmy's monologue to both leaders.
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Countdown to Zombie Apocalypse 97 When you see this, copy it into your sig and -1 Quotes In other words, he thinks there's a "correct" way to play D&D. *sigh* There is: Kill shit and loot the corpse! When you use a tool the way it was designed for -- its intended function -- then it will work very well for you.
But it's not the tool's fault if you use it for something else and you fail utterly, such as trying to eat cereal with a butterknife, pounding nails with a screwdriver, blogging to voice your political opinions, and brushing your teeth with a hammer.
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« Reply #629 on: August 25, 2011, 03:46:13 PM » |
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"Sorry, sir, it took a bit longer than we'd anticipated." Turning to the werewolves with a grin, "Nice to see you." Turning back to the Sheriff, he asks, "So, things calming down at all?"
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« Reply #630 on: August 25, 2011, 04:23:34 PM » |
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Bill sighs at the carnage Sherrif: "You're late."
Blame it on the public transportationHe then gives the werewolf a respectful nod and mumbles Alpha |
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« Reply #631 on: August 26, 2011, 12:44:34 AM » |
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Sheriff: "Things are most definitely not calm. A Gawd manifested and blew the much of the Mage's Guild straight to hell. The City Council wants a word with you lot. As does the Circle of Elders representing the many local faiths. As do the citizenry who are alternatively hailing you as heroes or calling for you to be strung from a tree. But they can all wait in line behind me. Boys, escort these people to my office, and make sure no one gets to them before I do." turns to werewolf "I want you off my city." Alpha: "I got what I wanted. No reason for me to stay unless anyone insists. I might like it if'n they did. You don't really think that giant scares me do you?" Sheriff: "No, but I should, and you know why. I'm personally taking you off this rock, and I don't expect to see yo again or I will take the time to make the effort it will take to kill you." Squirrel robot: "I AM A NORMAL HUMAN WORM BABY! IGNORE ME!" blank stares Squirrel robot: "Sorry I've always wanted to do that..." You are shuffled off to the Sheriff's downtown office through panicked mobs who think the end of the world is nigh. Once alone locked in a romm for 'your safety' a cat pops in and walks over to Kintal said in Purr |
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« Reply #632 on: August 26, 2011, 12:53:37 AM » |
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« Reply #633 on: August 26, 2011, 02:54:20 AM » |
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« Reply #634 on: August 26, 2011, 04:00:27 AM » |
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"FOOOCKIN polotics" Joseph yells "I wan't to bunch something in the face"  |
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« Reply #635 on: August 26, 2011, 04:57:55 AM » |
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Kintal meows at the cat and then bares his fangs, once again showing off his lightninged teeth. He also Purr |
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« Reply #637 on: August 26, 2011, 07:18:19 PM » |
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Kintal meows at the cat and then bares his fangs, once again showing off his lightninged teeth. He also Purr |
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« Reply #638 on: August 26, 2011, 09:56:12 PM » |
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"Be glad that you're not intertwined in Celestial affairs, Joseph. Especially those of the Archons. I'm fairly sure they invented the word 'strict.'"
Alcy continues on, following the others toward the Sheriff's office.
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« Reply #639 on: August 26, 2011, 11:19:11 PM » |
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WHile your waiting the baby skwirl and some of his family pop out of the automaton and head for Flay
"We decided you were right. We came with you. Do you have a magnificent lair or is procuring one our first job?"
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