Campaign Thread IV: Losing Your Virginity is Easier in the Woods

[bhu]

whilst we await young Mr. Pants:

"I believe you requested an unleashing of some inner beast or something Mr. Quickfang?"

[Nanshork]

Kintal nods.  "Indeed, being a normal little cat is becoming so blase....I mean teh kitteh needs moar furocousness!"

We'll do my retraining as part of this, so I'll describe his new look in a bit.

Things I definitely want: my amulet of natural attacks to give bonuses to my bite and tail, the Improved Natural Attack (Tail Slap) feat, extra harrowings, Bigger Cat form.  These are things that I'm going to get on my own anyway eventually if all goes well.  However, I give you free reign to do whatever the hell you want to, Kintal is turning into one messed up kitty and I like that.

[bhu]

The Gopher floats by you and says "RELEASE YOUR INNER CHILD!"

Benny also says "This should help you a little."

You get your level redo's, and a few items for your Collar of Holding as I'm unsure how to give you the other yet (you get a Catnip Mousie and a Dander Bomb http://brilliantgameologists.com/boards/index.php?topic=3107.0 )

[bhu]

"Bartholomeow, I believe you came seeking knowledge."

[Nanshork]

Are you saying you don't know how to give the plus one to my bite and tail attacks?  I'm using the Amulet of Natural Attacks from Savage Species, cost wise you'd basically be giving me two extra plus one weapons.

[bhu]

Are you saying you don't know how to give the plus one to my bite and tail attacks?  I'm using the Amulet of Natural Attacks from Savage Species, cost wise you'd basically be giving me two extra plus one weapons.

Nanshork

The Necklace of Natural Weapons applies its bonus to all weapons, and I thought you were saying you already had one of those.

[Sir Shadow]

"Yes... Knowledge. Power! *ahem* I'd also appreciate it if you gave me the spellbooks of the mortals you, uh, wore like human suits, since it doesn't seem like they'll be needing them any longer."

Bartholomeow would like a boost to his Int if that's possible... as well as the spellbooks of Jimmy and his uncle... also if possible. That's all I can think that he'd want at this point in time...

[RobbyPants]

How much did it hold?

25 small items like acid flasks or daggers.

[bhu]

Nanshork: Extend your necklace to your other weapons and replace the dander bomb with 7 Hairball Grenades.

[bhu]

RobbyPants: You get your second bandoleer and 15 acid flasks, 10 grease scrolls, 2 +1 Returning daggers, and just for giggles a bottle of sovereign glue.  "I'm out of magical daggers, but I'm sure you can find non magicla ones to fill the bandoleer easily enough."

[bhu]

"Yes... Knowledge. Power! *ahem* I'd also appreciate it if you gave me the spellbooks of the mortals you, uh, wore like human suits, since it doesn't seem like they'll be needing them any longer."

Bartholomeow would like a boost to his Int if that's possible... as well as the spellbooks of Jimmy and his uncle... also if possible. That's all I can think that he'd want at this point in time...

I'm afraid I didn't quite pick those up.  Honestly they were probably destroyed in the fight, or in my possession.  I can provide you with scrolls or training, or perhaps a few items to make spellcasting earlier.  I think I may even have an undead minion running about here somewhere..."

How many spells are you looking for?"

[Sir Shadow]

"Undead minion you say?" Bartholomeow looks curious, "Like what?"

Well... the only thing Bartholomeow is lacking ATM are some straight evocation spells. So a smattering of those couldn't hurt. Possibly an item that allows Bartholomeow to control undead or have more undead minions under his control when using Animate Dead?

[bhu]

"Undead minion you say?" Bartholomeow looks curious, "Like what?"

Well... the only thing Bartholomeow is lacking ATM are some straight evocation spells. So a smattering of those couldn't hurt. Possibly an item that allows Bartholomeow to control undead or have more undead minions under his control when using Animate Dead?

"PIGGIEEE! HERE PIGGIEE!"

A fairly adorable black, pot-bellied pig enters the room.  "Don't let his appearance fool you.  His name is Truffles.  Say hello to the nice ...man Truffles."


"oink."

[Sir Shadow]

Bartholomeow can't help but look at the god oddly as he calls the pig.

Spellcraft: 1d20+15=34
Know (Arcane): 1d20+15=21
Identify what the pig is?

[bhu]

Shadow

You dont know enough about this world to say, but you feel certain it's some sort of intelligent critter.  Possibly an advanced familiar.  Or spy for a deity.

[Sir Shadow]

Bartholomeow raises an eyebrow and cocks his head at the beast. "Umm... what is it?"

[bhu]

"It's an undead piglet of course.  The Hyper Cuteness and healthy looking glow is to fool Natasha and her agents, along with most other people.  Why it doesnt even rot.  We've been experimenting with them for a while as potential spies.  Of course if you dont want a dead baby pig as a 'familiar' I do have plenty of scrolls you can study, and several items of note." 

[VennDygrem]

"Don't underestimate a pig. They're strong and loyal, and smarter than most people give them credit for. Unfortunately, the one downside, besides, you know, the whole undead abomination thing, is that most of the inhabitants of this realm will be trying to turn it into bacon."

[Sir Shadow]

"Hmm... any chance I could see those items? I'm just a tad skeptical about its usefulness... what can it do?"

[bhu]

"Since he's an experiment we're hoping you cn give us sort of a running report on what he can do.   Now for items...let's see...we have some gloves that let you paralyze in the manner of a  ghoul, some goggles that let you detect the undead, several protective items against the undead, a Shadow Veil, a rod that helps control undead, a couple of Runestaves linked to the undead, and a plethora of the usual wizardly accoutrements.  I collect a lot of it from the constant assassination attempts.  Everyone wants to be a Gawd."